Charlie Sheen's manager, Mark Burg, has told Page Six that Denise Richards is spreading lies about Charlie Sheen because she wants full custody of their children. Sources also claim that Richards has been seeing Richie Sambora since November, not March. He explains:

All of this is nothing more than child-custody issues. This all started because Charlie wanted 50-50 custody . . . When Denise said no. Charlie said, 'Then let a judge decide.' The next day, she comes out with a bunch of bull[bleep] claims. Did he gamble on sports? Big deal. Every guy I know does. Show me a guy who hasn't seen porn on the Internet. Does that mean he's not a good father? No. This guy lives for his kids. And she drummed all this up so he can't see his kids. It is the single worst behavior of a parent I have ever seen. There are groups like Alcoholics Anonymous. Denise needs to go to National Enquirer Anonymous. This shouldn't be fought in the press. Is Charlie upset? Yes. Did he threaten to kill her? No. Would he kill her? No way. When someone tells her something she doesn't want to hear, they're out the door."

I remember when Nick Lachey told me he wasn't leaving Jessica and I was like "Oh, no he didn't!" So I told all his friends that I was pregnant with his child. I would have gone to the tabloids, but I'm really not about the drama.

Richards with Sambora just to even the playing field around here:

I have no shame in saying that Avril Lavigne is insanely hot. So I'm kind of confused as to why she would be having sex with Deryck Whibley. The way he chooses to spell his name aside, the dude looks like he was just thawed by scientists and sent to Hot Topic.

• Charlie Sheen launches "Sheen Kidz" clothing [Hollywood Rag]
• This guy is having sex with Kelly Osbourne [A Socialite's Life]
• Scarlett Johansson on the set of her new movie [Hollywood Tuna]
• Tom Cruise might DJ at Coachella this weekend [City Rag]
• Sharon Stone needs a new stylist [D Listed]
• Even Brett Ratner is bored with Lindsay Lohan [Egotastic]
• Avril Lavigne: so ruff, so tuff, so punk, so lame [Popsugar]
• Pitt and Jolie: out and about in Namibia [Just Jared]
• Alex Rodriguez humps his bat [College Humor]
• Charlize Theron in black and white [Save Manny]
• "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" compilation [Gorilla Mask]
  

I understand it was a hot day and all, but is it really necessary to air out your vagina right there during your meal, Mischa? You know what else is gross and shouldn't be shared with the public? Making out with that shaggy beast next to you. Not the dog, the other one. I realize kissing the dog afterward seems like the best available option to get the Cisco Adler taste out of your mouth, and is a lot less difficult for us to watch, but there's gotta be some parsley around there, or something. Good grief.


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My grandparents are always in a good mood on Denny's night, so they almost always let me stay up and watch American Idol. Good thing, too, because Katharine McPhee wore this dress on Tuesday. The dress that was kind enough to lose some buttons so we could get a crotch shot. Not much I can say except she's freakin' hot and that I better get moving if I'm ever gonna drive to L.A. to meet her. Grandpa said I could use his car, and that these pills he gave me are only good for 36 hours.

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Keira Knightley has been named the "World's Sexiest Woman" according to an FHM poll as voted by 2 million of the British Public. Model Keeley Hazel, Scarlett Johansson, Kelly Brook and Angelina Jolie round out the top five.

Not only were the British cool enough to sail over to the New World and discover me, they voted Keira, Kelly, Scarlett, Angelina, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Alba in the Top 20 - 1,2,3,4,16,9. That's penis powerball numbers.

• The Assassinaton of Jesse James... trailer [Just Jared]
• What the hell is Lindsay Lohan wearing now?! [Hollywood Rag]
• Where's Eddie Murphy? [City Rag]
• Jenny McCarthy is an author [Hollywood Tuna]
• Jessica Simpson is feeling sorry for herself [D Listed]
• Mandy Moore is embarrassed [Popsugar]
• Alec Baldwin's reign of terror [A Socialite's Life]
• Keri Russell trying to make you forget about Tom Cruise [Egotastic]
  

During my senior year in high school my team and I were out on the lacrosse field getting stretched out before a game and a guy I had a huge crush on was on the sidelines watching us. I didn't have any underwear on because I was too lazy to do my laundry during those days, and I almost never wore them (and we didn't wear those traditional skirts/kilts other teams wore). One of my teammates decided it was a good day to pay me back for the time I launched my lacrosse stick between her legs while she was running full speed past me causing her to trip and fall flat on her face. (It was hilarious.) So she snuck behind me and pulled my shorts down right there in the middle of the field. But she pulled so hard she ripped them off me, and there I was half nekkid and mortified holding a torn up pair of Umbros over my naughty parts while everyone (including that guy) enjoyed a huge laugh at my expense.

The point of my story is, I think I would have taken Jessica Alba's boring ol' nipple slip on the red carpet at US Weekly's Hot Hollywood Awards last night over my crotch and ass slip several years ago. But I guess we really don't get to choose these things, now do we?


Update: Of course, this other (NSFW) Alba nip slip was much, much better.