Here's Maria Sharapova yesterday at the Wimbledon Championships. 9 out of the 10 gynecologists who were interviewed agree camel toe here is perfectly acceptable and encouraged. They did, however, warn that looking at camel toes here and here are bad for your eyes and have side effects which include dizziness, nausea and diarrhea. The one gynecologist who did not agree ended up not being a gynecologist, but said he, "did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

Josh Duhamel was in such a hurry to get into the bathroom at L.A.'s Bella nightclub on Tuesday that he got into an altercation with rocker Tommy Lee.

...A witness tells us the drama unfolded after Duhamel pounded on the men's room door and yelled "Hurry up!" while Lee was inside. "One of Josh's friends said, 'Stop, Tommy's in there,' " reports our spy. "Josh replied, 'Tommy who? Tommy Lee, who cares?' Tommy heard that and came out of the bathroom. Words were exchanged and Josh ended up on the floor - I don't know if he was pushed or punched. Josh bolted outside and called for Tommy to meet him and 'fight like a man.' Tommy was restrained and sent out the back door by security. Josh never did get to use the bathroom."

I don't know if Josh had a good excuse for hitting the floor or not, because if he didn't, he just got beat up a guy that a 5th grader with no arms could bench press.

Josh's girlfriend, Fergie, June 10th at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation Party:


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Ashlee Simpson's publicist has confirmed that the singer(?) was offered $4 million to pose in Playboy, but says she has turned it down. In Touch Weekly, who first reported the offer, claimed that Ashlee was considering going nude in the legendary men's magazine.

You'd have to flip a few pages to find Ashlee Simpson's name on the list of chicks I want to see in Playboy, but in the end, it's a girl posing naked in Playboy. When it comes down to it, that's all dudes' lives revolve around. Seeing a chick naked or trying to get a chick naked. Even if that girl is recovering fug Ashlee Simpson. So if she wants to prove to us that she has any has redeemable qualities whatsoever, she might as well show us what's going on from the neck down, because everything else has been pretty much tapped out.


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In typical, always unoriginal Britney Spears fashion, she's copying other people's style changes and publicity stunts again. Rather than choosing something Madonna already did, this time she chose something Demi Moore already did.


Since these photos obviously have a really overwhelming case of Photoshop-itis, I felt it was important to remind people just how positively stunning she is without all that pesky digital retouching. See, I prefer candid Britney. The one covered in Cheeto dust and zit cream. The one who picks her ass and doesn't wash or comb her hair for months. The one whose next photo spread will more likely be in Hustler than Harpers. This is the Britney I know and love, my friends.

• Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie out whoring together [Hollywood Rag]
• Heather Locklear and David Spade are still serious [Just Jared]
• Naomi Campbell may be saved by a plea deal [A Socialite's Life]
• Woody Allen is intimidated by Scarlett Johansson [Egotastic]
• Reese Witherspoon is sharp and pointy [City Rag]
• Mena Suvari pumps it [Hollywood Tuna]
• Star Jones gets the boot [Popsugar]
• Vivica Fox is beginning to look like Jessica Simpson [D Listed]
• Intensely terrifying Folgers commerical [College Humor]
• Wavering From Such Great Heights (Superman Returns) [Pajiba]

Page 3 girl, Jodie Marsh, showed up at the UK premiere of Just My Luck today and showed us why you should never start a new family with the cute waitress at Red Lobster.

Nate Newell, a Los Angeles fashion stylist who Lindsay Lohan hired to keep her company in New York while she promoted A Prairie Home Companion, begged for money from his friends so he could flee back to L.A. after just three days.

Nate couldn't take her constant partying. He didn't have the money to fly home, so concerned friends chipped in to buy him an immediate ticket out of there. Lohan was said to be so upset to have been ditched that she text-messaged some friends: "[Newell] is dead to me." She was also saying that Newell owes her for his portion of the hotel room, plane ticket and other expenses... Lohan's tireless publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, balked at any suggestion that Lohan's hard partying caused a rift. "Please," said Zelnick. "Nate came to accompany her to New York on her press tour. He had a great time . . .There was no drama whatsoever."

Lindsay publicist is also currently denying claims from Harry Judd, drummer for the British pop band, McFly, that he had sex with Lindsay after she invited him to her hotel room. Their new single, Please, Please, Lindsay, Please!, is rumored to be about his fling with Lohan.

"Then she said, 'Kiss me.' I was really nervous, I can tell you, because she’s so super successful and talented. I thought, 'This is awesome...Then she invited me back to her hotel, I left at eight the next morning.'"

There comes a time when you have to start believing everything you hear about a person even if you don't know them. If a hundred different people told you that I drown puppies, chances are you wouldn't buy me one for my birthday. It's hard to argue with stats like that. Just like it's hard to argue that Lindsay Lohan is a drunken hussy who has sex with everyone she meets, because basically that's every story you hear. If Lindsay's publicist comes out tomorrow denying a story that Lindsay invented a time machine just so she could go back in time to blow every guy who has ever lived, you'll know why your grandpa is still on penicillin.

Lindsay on June 20th:


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Despite divorcing Tom Cruise in 2001 after being married to him for 10 years, many people are wondering exactly how Kidman was allowed to marry Keith Urban in a Catholic ceremony over the weekend. The Catholic church does not condone divorce, but according to them, Kidman's marriage to Cruise never happened. Why? Their wedding was performed by the Church of Scientology and therefore was not recognized by the Catholic faith.

The Catholic Church sets down requirements to have a valid Catholic marriage. In the case of Nicole's first marriage, those requirements were not fulfilled," said Father Coleman, who married Kidman and Urban.

Well, of course it wasn't recognized. It's Scientology. You'd have an easier time getting a Catholic marriage license if you got divorced after being married by a donkey at Chuck E. Cheese.

Kidman and Urban on their wedding day, June 25th:


Kidman and Urban at the Sydney airport on June 26th:


Kidman and Urban arriving in Tahiti for their honeymoon, June 26th:


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