According to her friends, Jennifer Aniston will not marry Vince Vaughn until Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get hitched first. Despite the fact that Brad has a new child with Angelina, Jennifer is hoping that she and Brad will one day get back together. A source tells Grazia magazine:

Jen can't bring herself to remarry as long as Brad still remains technically single." Friends of the Jennifer, who recently reportedly revealed the former 'Friends' actress still has feelings for her ex, say the 37-year-old star is hoping for reconciliation, even despite the fact Brad has a two-month old baby daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, with Angelina. The source added: "If Brad had married Angie, I think Jen would have set her own wedding date by now."

Earlier this week, Brad's grandmother said Brad will never marry Angelina until he gets over his failed relationship with Aniston. Just so we're clear, Brad still intends to marry Angelina, but he wants time to get over his failed marriage, not time to get over Jennifer Aniston. Brad couldn't have moved on faster if he was dignity at a strip club.


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I don't know what in the hell is happening to Kate Bosworth, but these pictures will do nothing to help the rumors that she hates food and her boyfriend is gay. Unless you're standing on the other side of the barbed wire, there's no way seeing this naked could do anything for you. Even Ghandi would tell this chick to eat.


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I've always said that if I had to choose between sex with Paris or sex with Nicky, I'd choose Brooke Burke, but I've always thought Nicky was the "cute" one. Partly because she's 200 percent less of a vapid attention whore than Paris is, but mostly because Paris is just fug. However, after looking at these pictures and seeing her with that greasy Elvis impersonanator, Brandon Davis, I realize she really is as fug as her sister. That's probably only because he's such a hunk of burnin' love. It's hard to be the prettiest one in the room when he's around.

When Reebok held a press conference to introduce Scarlett Johansson as the new face and body of the new sports line, Scarlett Hearts Reebok, I'm sure they're weren't planning to reveal everything that Scarlett did.

Unveiled as the global new face of sportswear firm Reebok, Miss Johansson displayed the dreaded dimpled skin that, it appears, almost no woman is immune from. Dressed in a skimpy outfit which hid nothing, she exposed her less than perfect thighs at the launch, which is ironically supposed to be based on the actress's "sporty" look."

All you have to do is look at this post to realize I could care less about some cellulite on Scarlett Johannson's thigh. It's cellulite, not leprosy. The last time I checked, every woman has it, or at least that's what every woman tells me. And since we all know that it's impossible for women to lie, my plan to pin Scarlett's knees to her ears has no reason not to go on as scheduled.


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Britney Spears' pool boy, Jon LaLane, says he was fired by her after she accused him of talking too much to her husband, Kevin Federline. He also claims that Britney isn't a "nice person" and that she can't keep help because she routinely fires people. He says:

I was hanging out a little bit," ex-employee Jon LaLane told In Touch Weekly. "She came out screaming at Kevin for lying around, then looked at me like I was to blame." The next day, LaLane, says he got a call from Spears' people, telling him not to report for work....[Jon] has a band, and he says he and K-Fed would talk music. But, he claims, Spears would get jealous when her hubby talked to anyone else. "She wants Kevin on a leash...She fires everybody. I figured, 'Why not me?' I just didn't expect her to be so mean." He adds: "It's a revolving door there. She's not the nice person everyone thinks she is."

Jon LaLane is the grandson of Jack LaLane, the famous fitness and exercise guru, who designed the first leg extension machines, cable pulley machines and weight selectors; equipment which is now standard in the fitness industry. And at the age of 70, he swam 1.5 miles while towing 70 boats with 70 people from the Queen's Way Bridge in the Long Beach Harbor to the Queen Mary - while he was handcuffed and shackled. So good job, Jon. Way to overachieve. I can almost guarantee that when your grandfather was sitting on the piles of money from his 200 gyms, his vision of your life didn't involve you getting fired from your job of fishing Slim Jims and marshmallows out of a pool.

Here's Christina Aguilera leaving the Ivy on July 25th because even Christina's husband is better looking than Britney Spears right now:


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Halle Berry is now rumored to be pregnant after these pictures of her on the phone outside of her Beverly Hills home showed up online. The 39 year old has previously stated that she is desperate for a baby and that she will be pregnant by the time she's 40 whether she is with someone or not. She's been dating model Gabriel Aubrey for a while now, so there's a chance this is true, but to be honest, I'm really not seeing it. She's wearing a baggy dress. When I wear those, I'm usually just retaining water.


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Pamela Anderson attended a news conference in Las Vegas yesterday to promote her new online poker site, PamelaPoker.com. During the conference, she announced she's going to marry Kid Rock four different times in four different places in one month. They'll marry in France, California, Michigan and Tennessee. When she was asked how she's coping with her nerves she said,

I have two words for you: champagne."

Two words, huh? Okay, well, in Pam's defense, if you're drunk enough and slurring slowly enough, one word tends to stretch to two words. Or maybe she just thinks "champagne" is spelled "sham pain" since drinking enough of it causes "head pain" and, at times, "crotch pain." And I have a feeling Pam's experienced enough levels of crotch pain to host a two week long symposium on how to alleviate it - with sham pain.

Pam yesterday at the press conference:


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• Kate Bosworth is a walking skeleton [Hollywood Rag]
• Scoop: Scarlett Johansson is pretty [Hollywood Tuna]
• They killed Kenny Rogers' face [City Rag]
• Even Colin Farrell smells skank [D Listed]
• Natalie Portman: Prettiest Simpsons character ever [Egotastic]
• David Hasselhoff is too drunk to fly [A Socialite's Life]
• K-Fed: Most retarded model ever [Just Jared]
• Which ugly Jessica Simpson cover is ugliest? [Popsugar]