Justin Timberlake, who's still dating Cameron Diaz, was recently quoted saying he wants to move to London because he loves British girls. He was also spotted hitting on Jesse Metcalfe's girlfriend, Nadine Coyle, at a London nightclub. Jesse Metcalfe says,

She was out at some club in London and I guess Justin Timberlake was chatting her up, making some moves and trying to pour her drinks. "She told him she had a boyfriend, of course, but hey, you know, I wasn't there so I don't know the real story."

After looking at and having sex with that joker faced troll for the past few years, Justin needs all the sympathy he can get right now. Guys like Jesse should be compassionate enough to loan their girlfriends to him for a few minutes to help Justin feel human again and remind him what attractive people look like. I wouldn't be surprised if Justin was also seen tongue kissing one of the urinals in the men's bathroom that night. I can pretty much guarantee most men with eyes would rather masturbate to a picture of a toilet than any candid photo of Cameron Diaz.

Justin Timberlake in August 2006 GQ:


Nadine Coyle at the John Tucker Must Die premiere on July 25th:


Jesse Metcalfe at the John Tucker Must Die premiere on July 25th:


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In an exclusive interview with People magazine, ex-'N Sync member Lance Bass has revealed that he is gay. Due to rampant rumors and questions about his sexuality (he has been spotted several times in gay clubs), the singer claims he wanted to be outed on his terms. He tells People:

I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything...I didn't know: Could that be the end of 'N Sync? So I had that weight on me of like, 'Wow, if I ever let anyone know, it's bad.' So I just never did."

I'm sorry, but this is bullshit. Lance would never do this. Look, I had just gotten out of a pretty bad relationship and I was in a bad place. Lance just said he wanted to go back to his house and talk. I mean, it's normal for two guys to spoon and watch Monday Night Countdown, right? Oh God....wait, no....oh God!!

Since there are no pictures of Lance around, here are some slightly gay pictures of Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx on MTV's TRL July 24th:


Update: Here's Lance pretending to be a straight guy at the Playboy mansion:


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• Denise Richards pumps it [Hollywood Tuna]
• Janet Jackson needs more control [Hollywood Rag]
• Natalie Portman attacks the paparazzi [Egotastic]
• Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt to be made into wax baby [A Socialite's Life]
• The John Travolta diet [City Rag]
• Nicole Kidman in a bikini [D Listed]
  
• Sucks to be Tori Spelling [Popsugar]
• Jude Law is the muffin man [Just Jared]
• An Act of Faith (Lady in the Water) [Pajiba]
• Maybe Ashlee Simpson died in a car accident [College Humor]
  

Since Kate Bosworth has been busy promoting Superman Returns, she and here boyfriend, Orlando Bloom, have been spending a lot of time apart. So, in an effort to help ease Orlando's pain, Kate has given him a Lois Lane doll. The actor now carries it with him wherever he goes. Kate tells Heat magazine:

It looks nothing like me. But Orlando thinks she looks cute."

I doubt Orlando was prepared for what Kate Bosworth has turned into, because judging by the size of her head, the only way he can get her to have sex is by putting down a trail of Reese's Pieces to get her in the bedroom. At this point, the doll probably weighs the same as Kate. If she lost any more weight, you could tie a string to her toe and fly her at the beach.

Bosworth, thong, spine, sideboob and spine at the Superman Returns premiere:


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Here's yet another story proving the more rich and famous people are, the more insane they are. Madonna has turned into such a big germaphobe, that she insists her toilet seat be replaced with a brand new toilet seat every night of her current 'Confessions' world tour. A source said:

The seat has to be inspected by her people, then installed - with an unbroken seal - by plumbers before every gig."

Of course the list of demands doesn't stop there.

She also requires three candles to protect her from negative vibes and mean-spiritedness, a relaxing foot spa complete with lavender and camomile body soak, plenty of Kabbalah water, and a love seat. Madonna, 47, also insists her dressing room is covered with white drapes and white roses - the symbolic colour of her Kabbalah faith."

You know what else will "protect" you? Being less crazy. You usually find people like this in straight jackets and padded cells complaining the voices in their heads are yelling too loud. But in Hollywood this is perfectly normal behavior. Madonna could chop off her own arms and legs one day claiming they were messing with her chi, but people would still worship her and pay big money to see her crippled ass roll around on stage.

I'm not sure how recent these pictures are, but since nobody has ever seen Madonna's nipples, here you go (NSFW):


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TMZ is reporting Lindsay Lohan's tireless publicist has confirmed Lindsay got "overheated" and "dehydrated" yesterday on the set of her new movie, Georgia Rule, and was rushed to the hospital. She was allegedly given a B-12 shot and is doing fine today.

I'd love to 1.) believe Lindsay was really just "overheated" and/or "dehydrated" because of that 105 degree weather and 2.) care, but it's been about 175,000 degrees in Las Vegas for two weeks now and I'm doing fine. That's probably because I consume less cocaine, alcohol and buckets of semen than Lindsay, but not that much less. Maybe I'm just a more experienced whore - or less of an attention whore. Regardless, let's all have a heart and collectively wish Lindsay well. Ready? 1 ... 2 ... "Boo fucking hoo!" Thanks.

Here are more of those pictures from Jeremy Piven's birthday party:


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Carmen Electra seemed to be taking her breakup with hubby Dave Navarro so well that she was spotted with Jamie Foxx at Hollywood's club Element the other night. With her wedding ring noticeably absent, Electra arrived with Foxx to see a "surprise" performance by Gnarls Barkley. Page Six reports:

Jamie's arm was around Carmen more than once and whispers were exchanged several times," tattles our spy. "No one saw them kissing, but they left together out the back. It seemed like they were out on a date."

These two could be just friends or Jamie Foxx could have taken her out back and raped her, we don't know. But having your arm around somebody and talking in their ear in a loud club is not really a date, it's a necessity. Big deal, I've done that with my sister. Wait, I'm from the south, maybe I shouldn't have said that. Well, whatever. The baby doesn't even look like me.


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Scarlett Johansson has signed a multi year deal with Reebok to co-create Scarlett Hearts Reebok, a "fashion-forward, athletic-inspired footwear and apparel signature collection debuting in spring 2007 at high-end department stores and boutiques around the world." She will also star in Reebok's global women's advertising campaign starting in 2007.

Reebok is thrilled to partner with Scarlett because she is a world renowned style icon and truly an inspiration for today's young women," said Reebok's President and CEO Paul Harrington. "Scarlett embodies the pulse points of our brand - individuality, authenticity and a life lived to the fullest in perpetual motion. These characteristics make her the perfect fit for our new women's footwear and apparel collection and also for our exciting new women's campaign."

The last time I owned a pair of Reeboks, I was leaving a note in Lisa Brewington's locker to ask her what time my mom should pick us up to go see Dirty Dancing. So, if Reebok thinks getting me to masturbate to their new cover girl will make me buy their shoes, they should really stop telling me my credit card has been declined.


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