Kelly Clarkson was a scheduled performer at the coincidentally named "CMT Giants" show last night honoring Reba McEntire. And I don't know what she's doing, but I really need to get in touch with her personal trainer. I bet she has to take only one break after climbing just one flight of stairs. My god, just look at those toned arms. I bet she has no problems lifting the remote or scooping ice cream. Kelly stop being so selfish. Tell us your beauty secrets!

Snoop Dogg (a.k.a. Calvin Broadus) was arrested at 3:45 yesterday afternoon at California's Bob Hope Airport for illegal drug and gun possession. Police found marijuana and a gun in the rapper's vehicle while it was being searched as a result of a vehicle code violation. Snoop Dogg posted $35,000 bail and is scheduled to appear in court on December 12. In a brief statement, his attorney, Donald Etra, said:

There was no basis for this arrest. We believe that once this is cleared up, all charges will be dismissed."

He's right, this must be some kind of misunderstanding, because you'd never expect to find marijuana and loaded weapons in a rapper's car. Especially not from one who talks about getting high and shooting people. Maybe overdue library books or those community watch fliers he was going to hand out later, but never anything illegal. This is obviously some sort of mix up. The judge better clean up those officers' mess real soon, or the rap world's reputation might never be able to recover from this.

Here's Grace Park because I assumed Snoop Dogg would be into her:


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You probably don't know who Bianca Gascoigne is (don't worry, I didn't either), but she was on Love Island and she's friends with Ashlee Simpson, so her rocket ship to stardom is taking off fast. That means somebody might want to pull her aside and have a talk with her. Like, right now. After looking at these pictures, my guess is her boyfriend won't mind giving you her number.

These are NSFW:

Demi Moore, 43, who claims to keep her tight body through diet, yoga, and kick-boxing, has undergone yet another cosmetic surgery - to remove saggy skin from her old lady knees. She reportedly went to famed surgeon Brian Novack, who has made an estimated $420,000 just from Demi Moore surgeries, to correct her new problem area. A source says:

Demi went to Brian Novack, who has already done work on her," a source close to the actress said. "He is a fantastic surgeon and his clients don't look like they've had surgery. Demi couldn't stand it that there was any part of her that is not perfect. She is also sensitive about her age, although Ashton has told her million times he doesn't care about what she looks like because he loves her. A lot of her friends were trying to talk her out of having more surgery. Worrying about her knees, of all things, is just silly. She's lucky that's the only part of her left to sag!"

It takes a lot to make a 43 year old mother of three look 30. Namely, liposuction to her hips, inner and outer thighs and stomach, breast implants, rhinoplasty, breast lift, brow lift, chemical peel, collagen injections, veneers, laser whitening, and knee surgery. All of which is what Demi Moore had done. As a kid, Demi spent most of her time in a trailer park wearing an eyepatch because of multiple operations to her [wonky] eye, so it doesn't take Dr. Phil to understand what this chick's issues are. But even the Millennium Falcon didn't require this much maintenance.

Ashton and Demi at the 10th Annual Hollywood Awards Gala on Oct 23rd:


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Lindsay Lohan's future neighbors in the West Hollywood condo community of Sierra Towers haven't met her, but they already hate her. The multi-million dollar condos, where 60% of the residents are 60 or older, is a desirable place to live because it's private and quiet. The residents feel like Lohan will be, well, herself. A resident said:

We've always had celebrity residents, but all of them either lead quieter lives or are barely ever here. Everyone thinks she'll be having parties, and I'm sure she will. Beyond the noise factor, it's a security issue. Look at the type of and number of people she hangs out with. We don't want them roaming the building...This is not going to end well. Mark my words, she'll be made miserable by the complaints and leave. Hopefully she won't move in at all."

Lohan has already invited Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to the building for a photo op, and it ended up with paparazzi flocking to the building and blocking the street and the main entrance. Great. It must be nice knowing that you'll have to lock yourself in your $4 million retirement pad because you're scared Lindsay Lohan will come to your door at 3 a.m. holding her ass and asking you if you have any pliers or butter.


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These pictures of Nicole Richie dancing on a table are from last week but the hi-res versions just popped up, so I hope you haven't eaten yet. I want stare between this creature's legs about as much as I want to stare at a gun in my face. The only way my crotch would ever touch Nicole Richie's is if my penis magically turned into a fly.

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• Tara Reid is still talking about her jacked up breasts [D Listed]
• Jessica Simpson is a desperate loser [Hollywood Rag]
• Drunken Avril Lavigne shows off her panties [Hollywood Tuna]
• Sienna Miller is still trying to be famous [Egotastic]
  
• More photos from CBGB's final shows [City Rag]
• Liz Hurley is getting married [A Socialite's Life]
• Mary-Kate Olsen still dresses like a retard [Just Jared]
• Nicole Richie checks into rehab [Popsugar]
• Every death in the Friday the 13th series (video) [College Humor]
• Quiet Down Now, It's Time to Watch the Show [Pajiba]
• Jared Leto can't keep his hands to himself [Best Week Ever]
  
• Jillian Barberie at the Borat premiere [the bastardly]
  

In a recent poll, Paris Hilton was voted as the person horror movie fans would most like to see die on screen. Paris took this honor by beating out Lindsay Lohan and others by garnering 39% of the vote. In her horror movie debut in last year's House of Wax, Paris was stabbed in the brain with a pole. Apparently this was a compliment to Paris:

My death scene is really cool. It's the coolest death scene in the movie."

Leave it to Paris to think the five minutes she was in the movie would put House of Wax on some sort of AFI list. The scene was only cool because you died. You weren't #1 in this poll because people want to see you in more horror movies, you were #1 because people want to see you die. If you walked into a North Carolina gun show with Osama Bin Laden and Louis Farrakhan, the hardest decision people would have to make is deciding which one of those two to frame.

Paris in Palma de Mallorca, Spain on October 18th:


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