Chicks from MTV's "Real World" rarely show up here, and this is usually the only way it happens. So congratulations, Robin Hibbard (Real World: San Diego), you win. Posing naked in a shower with your enormous implants puts you in front of the line. I could lie and say these pictures were taken yesterday, but I have no idea how old these are and I really don't care. Neither should you. She has huge boobs. Elizabeth Blackwell was the first licensed female physician in the United States, but this is the only time I've mentioned her, too. And that's only because I'm trying to prove guys can sound kinda smart when they have erections.

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Robin with clothes on:

Brown Bunny director, Vincent Gallo, has been spending a lot of time lately with another quasi-celebrity, Cory Kennedy. Kennedy, a girl who's famous in L.A. for allegedly being the girlfriend of 30-something photographer, The Cobrasnake, has changed her last name to "Gallo" on her MySpace and devotes posts in her blog to the director. Gallo is 45, Kennedy is 16. Not sounding creepy at all, Gallo explains their relationship:

With the psychotic, middle-aged Madonna out there on the loose buying up all the stolen Negro babies in Africa, I felt it my social and humanitarian duty to take in any young, beautiful and sexy orphaned Jew teens running wild in Beverly Hills. Cory's a great kid, and I'm proud to be her daddy."

When he's not getting blowjobs on screen or selling his sperm on eBay for $1 million, Gallo apparently spends his time trying to have sex with 16 year olds. I'm not saying Gallo is a sick freak, but if he suddenly woke up in an elementary school, chances are he'd be in the closet, hanging by his belt with his pants around his ankles.



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Rush Limbaugh accused Michael J. Fox of exaggerating and faking his symptoms related to Parkinson's disease after the actor appeared in a TV ad for Missouri Senate challenger Claire McCaskill, a candidate who supports stem-cell research. Fox was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 1991 and through his foundation, has raised millions of dollars for research that will promise improved therapies and ultimately a cure for people living with Parkinson's. From behind his microphone on his syndicated radio show, Limbaugh said:

He is moving around and shaking, and it is purely an act."

Later, Limbaugh offered a half-hearted apology but tempered it by saying that Fox was letting his condition be exploited. Rush Limbaugh didn't say if he was faking in 2001 or not when he went almost completely deaf and went on the air talking like somebody who was punished for lying in the Middle East. But instead of having a degenerative disorder of the central nervous system like Fox has, Limbaugh went deaf because he was addicted to OxyContin and Hydrocodone. To prove his theory, Limbaugh should totally let Fox perform his next ear surgery. Michael J. Fox would be like Zorro without all that unnecessary blade control.


Wasn't Heidi Klum in Spin City? Why yes, yes she was.


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Although "Sutton Pierce" has been the widely accepted name of Britney Spears' and Kevin Federline's second son, rampant rumors have been swirling that the baby is in fact a girl named Jayden James. Neither Britney nor K-Fed have confirmed these rumors, but now we no longer have to wait to find out. TMZ has a copy of the birth certificate, and the kid is a boy named Jayden James Federline.

Well, whatever. Like it matters. If it was a girl, instead of robbing gas stations, she'll be a pregnant stripper with daddy issues. In junior high, her guidance counselor is just going to give her a banana and an instruction manual then wish her luck.

See the birth certificate here.

K-Fed on October 21st:

The National Enquirer has a huge feature story which claims Angelina Jolie will go ape shit and dump Brad Pitt because he allegedly had sex with a hooker "several" years ago. A call girl named "Olivia" claims in a new book titled "Hooking Up: You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again" that Brad paid her $500 for sex. She says he didn't last long, he wasn't kinky, he wore a condom and "he just wanted to get off."

Angelina Jolie dumping Brad Pitt over condom covered, thirty second long sex he had with some prostitute before they were even dating would make about as much sense as not eating cheese because it has a little mold on it. Cheese is mold. Eat around the green stuff. Hell, Paris Hilton is skankier than most of the dirtiest street hookers you'll ever encounter. If Brad hooked up with her at any point in his life, then I could see the cause for alarm.


Angelina with Shiloh on October 20th:


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Ashlee Simpson and Fergie were seen holding hands as they left Mr. Chow's in London a few days ago. Normally pictures like these would be hot. One would like to imagine these two girls giggling whilst tickling the center of each other's palms and consummating this little "friendship" of theirs at the hotel. Alas, this is impossible since both likely spent the evening discussing the best ways to hide their penises under tight clothes and reading "Tranny For Dummies" by Jessica Simpson.

• Buy Paris or Carmen Electra [Hollywood Rag]
• Lisa Rinna is a nightmare [D Listed]
• Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards: fUGG twins [Hollywood Tuna]
• Lindsay Lohan will be in London for a while (please keep her) [Popsugar]
• She Sure as Hell Ain't My Friend (Flicka) [Pajiba]
  
• The two faces of Prince [City Rag]
• McSteamy's gambling run [Just Jared]
• Demi enjoys the fruits of Ashton's labor [A Socialite's Life]
• Donovan McNabb pukes on the field [College Humor]
• The first four minutes of the new Borat movie [Horny Oyster]

I know we've linked to these before but the first hi-res pics of Scarlett Johansson's now famous photo shoot in the November issue of Allure showed up online this morning, and they are proof that God wants you to masturbate. The second picture is quite possibly the greatest picture ever taken. If Scarlett's breasts were any more perfect, you could lick them and see in the future. If I could walk right now, I'd take that picture to a museum where it rightfully belongs.