On a new blog entry posted this morning on Nicole Richie's MySpace, she has written a not-so-blind item targeting her one time stylist and friend, Rachel Zoe:

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What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup..."

Ouch. Addition and spell check aside, Nicole Richie makes a good point. Rachel Zoe is a 44 year old stylist who is rumored to supply her clients (Richie, Lohan, Mischa Barton, Paris Hilton, Keira Knightley, etc.) with illegal narcotics and an unhealthy body image. She may also be the ugliest woman I've ever seen. Honestly, she's hideous. Zombies wouldn't have the appetite to bite through her forehead. If I saw Rachel Zoe walking down the street I wouldn't know whether to stake her through the heart or ask her if my belt matches my shoes.


Note: Nicole removed her blog entry since then, but TMZ also has the transcript.

Well, all I can say is that if you've ever wanted to be Britney's gynecologist, here's some stuff to help you study for the test. Britney has finally flashed everything. This photographer needs some type of award named after him, because either Britney just sat there with her legs spread for ten minutes or the photographer bent space and time to know exactly where to point his camera. It's Britney, so I'm going to have to say the first one, because it's hard to be the "stupid one" in a car with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Britney has managed to do that in two weeks. If Britney was any dumber she'd be wearing a helmet and sucking her thumb.

As you know, these pictures are very, very, very NSFW:


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Update: Britney's other head is shaved bald too.

Page Six is reporting that the "irreconcilable differences" cited in the divorce petition are really Kid Rock's "male insecurity and major anger issues" according to a close friend of Anderson. The last straw was a private screening of Borat at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer's Beverly Hills house two weeks ago. Kid Rock didn't like it:

The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her. Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. "Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. "Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them," the friend relates. "Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man."

Apparently, he's also painfully optimistic. Pam's had more condoms inside her than a gas station bathroom. If her playing pretend with Borat makes you jealous, you've got problems. She's done worse things with your friend when you run to the store to get more beer. I'm not a marriage counselor, Kid, but your first clue should have been the rope you had to tie around your waist before you went down on her.

You'd think after finally ditching Kevin Federline, Britney Spears would be doing anything she could to regain any shred of relevance she once had. Then you'd realize you just said "Britney Spears" and slap yourself, because well you see, Britney and Paris Hilton have been hanging out together now for a whole week. Sometimes with panties and sometimes without. After spotting them at Hyde on Friday night, a source tells People:

Paris was acting like Britney's boyfriend. She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney's lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris' friendly gestures."

Of all the people in Hollywood, Britney has chosen to run around with this whore. Child molesters make better life choices. Seriously, nothing could be worse than what she's doing right now. Britney could've dug up Hitler and carried him around at parties and it would have made more sense than this does right now.



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Beyonce Knowles is reportedly furious over the fact that Jennifer Hudson, the American Idol castoff who was supposed to be an afterthought in the upcoming Beyonce vehicle, Dreamgirls, is garnering all the attention and critical acclaim. A source says:

Jennifer attended the screening of the movie and (acknowledged) Tina & Mathew Knowles, but they pretended not to see her ... and Mathew threw Jennifer the ugliest look." After the screening, Mathew Knowles reportedly called up the films director and "let him have it" over his little girl being overshadowed...Things came to head between Beyonce and Hudson when the diva refused to speak to her co-star prior to their appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show. "Backstage, Beyonce hugged/greeted everyone, but did not say a word to or even look in Jennifer's direction."

This isn't surprising because Mathew Knowles is basically the black "Papa" Joe Simpson. He broke up the best-selling female group in music history just so Beyonce wouldn't have to share the spotlight with her childhood friends. If karma was real, a girl who couldn't win a karaoke contest would be the breakout star of Beyonce's new movie. Oh wait, it I guess it is. Aww, don't cry Beyonce, your weave looks so much better than hers.

Here is the full theatrical trailer. The last song is Jennifer Hudson's rendition of the Broadway hit's signature song, "And I Am Telling You." She makes Beyonce sound like a singing cricket:


Beyonce on November 25th:


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Lindsay Lohan wasn't having it when a flock of paparazzi abruptly abandoned her in Malibu to chase down Britney Spears and Paris Hilton as they drove by the trendy Madison clothing store where Lohan was shopping. An eyewitness said:

All the photographers just took off running after Britney and Paris. And you could see Lindsay pop her head out of the shop and start looking around like, 'What the hell just happened?'"

Not able to leave it alone, Lindsay Lohan drove around Hollywood blasting Kevin Federline's CD from her car. Wednesday night, she pulled up behind Britney and Paris at Teddy's and purposely cranked up the volume, making sure the paparazzi could see.

Then she had the nerve to come inside the club and try to hang out with Britney and Paris," our insider said. "But the duo gave her the cold shoulder until she removed herself from their VIP table." Later in the evening, friends said Lindsay was singing Kevin's praises as an artist an actually said she thought he was so sexy, she wouldn't mind "hooking up with him," sometime. The rumor got back to Britney, who could only roll her eyes at the news. "Take him," she told the table of friends. "Tell her please, seriously, take him!"

Lindsay is so desperate for attention, the idiot went out with Britney and Paris this morning at 5 a.m. just to get her share of camera time. Meaning, these three skanks were in a car at the same time, and what, they weren't in an "accidental" head on collision? I mean I would, but I'm in between insurance companies so...


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An alleged sex tape of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey engaged in "a number of sex acts" is set to be leaked on the Internet soon. The company that released the Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson sex video is now in possession of Simpson's tape and is prepared to leak it unless Jessica pays an undisclosed amount of money. A source says:

Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."

If anybody should be horrified about seeing this sex tape, it's Nick Lachey. It'd be like a Vietnam vet hearing a firecracker. And it's going to be hard for Nick to explain to Vanessa Minnillo why Jessica cried every time he didn't swallow.

Jessica on November 19th in Malibu:


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TMZ is reporting that after just three months of marriage, Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock citing irreconcilable differences according to her lawyer, Neal Hersh. Apparently they didn't disagree about getting divorced:

It looks like there was a rush to the courthouse. Kid Rock also filed divorce papers this morning, 53 minutes before her docs were stamped by the clerk...The process server for Kid was at the courthouse when it opened at 8:30 AM and filed five minutes later."

Take away their millions, and they'd be sitting in the back of a police car in a trailer park instead of talking through lawyers. Pamela Anderson is a diseased tramp and Kid Rock is rapping white boy. All that's missing here is food stamps and a meth lab.

Here they are together and "in love" for next month's GQ: