In a blind item over at The BV Buzz, Jawn Murray hints that Kim Kardashian might be in a soon to be released sex tape with Brandy's little brother, Ray-J:

Desperate times call for desperate measures! Sources say a certain R&B singer, who has never really caught a major break, is peddling an X-rated home video to adult entertainment companies in hopes that it will do for his career what it has done for Paris Hilton's. I'm also told that said singer believes that releasing the video will serve as revenge to his ex-girlfriend who recently dumped him for another entertainer."

Kim dumped Ray-J for Nick Cannon recently, so this sounds about right. Any girl with huge boobs and a big ass should always get the benefit of the doubt, but this girl hangs out with Paris Hilton, so I'm going to go ahead and believe this is true. She's also dated rapper, The Game, Diddy and she divorced producer Damon Thomas in 2004. Wow, this girl has had more black guys inside her than a pair of handcuffs, so, if you're white, your only hope to get with this girl is to promise her oral sex. Chances are she'd jump on your face like that thing in Alien.


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Apparently the wind likes me, because I don't think I could take seeing Lindsay Lohan's beat vagina anymore. I only vaguely remember a time when this tramp was hot, but that was so long ago it seemed like it never happened. If my memory of Lindsay Lohan was Christmas time with my family, my grandfather would be coming down from the attic, opening a huge dusty book with a lock on it so he could show me a newspaper clipping of Linday Lohan's rack in Mean Girls.

A day after James Brown died of heart failure in an Atlanta hospital, his partner of five years, Rae Hynie, returned to the couple's home in Brown's Beech Island, S.C to find the gates padlocked and her access denied by the request of Brown's lawyer and accountant. Hynie, Brown's 36 year old backup dancer, claims she has a legal right to the home where she and and their 5 year old son lived. She told reporters:

This is my home. I don't have any money. I don't have anywhere to go."

However, Hynie was still legally married in 2001 when she married Brown, making her marriage to the Godfather of Soul null. Although Hynie annulled the previous marriage, she and Brown never remarried. To that, Brown's lawyer, Buddy Dallas, said:

I suppose it would mean she was, from time to time, a guest in Mr. Brown's home."

Damn, dude. Merry Christmas to you, too. Nothing says you have the holiday spirit quite like making a five year old sleep on the curb after his father just died. Maybe you should have stood behind the gate and killed a clown or drowned a puppy to make sure he was fully traumatized.

Here's Lacy Chabert in the January issue of Maxim. I think this is what James would have wanted:


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Amanda Wyatt, a 23 year old model, says she had an ongoing sexual relationship with country music star, and Mr. Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban from 2004 until a month before he and Kidman were married. She also claims that Urban was constantly using drugs and repeatedly lied to his family about his severe drug problem.

When we made love he never used protection...He told me that he liked that I didn't pressurise him to get married or have babies..."I tried not to fall in love with him but we were together throughout the whole time he was dating Nicole and engaged to her, right through 2005 and to around May 2006....I'm sorry if I hurt Nicole but I just want to tell the truth and move on. I hope that she finds happiness with him but Keith is a deeply troubled man. I hope for her sake that he sorts himself out. She deserves better."

On Urban's little drug problem:

He drank constantly — his favourite was Crown Royal Reserve whisky — and he did drugs. Ecstasy, cocaine, pot — you name it...Looking back, I rarely saw him sober. He'd work during the day but the bourbon would be flowing and, at night, he'd take ecstasy and coke. We partied constantly."

This story would be so much better if at least one of these people were remotely attractive. Keith Urban stays drunk so he'll forget that he sings country music and he married the Grinch. They say his girlfriend is a model, but she looks like Gargamel with a bad dye job. The only way this girl could get into modeling is if she got a model airplane for Christmas.

Nicole Kidman last month at the UK premiere of Happy Feet:


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• Tara Reid is still a nightmare [Dlisted]
• K-Fed gay "wrestles" again [Hollywood Rag]
• Elton John snuggles with Sting [City Rag]
• Mariah Carey is the future of fugly [Egotastic]
  
• Evangeline Lilly's burnt bra [Just Jared]
• Jessica Alba shoots off her big fat mouth [Hollywood Tuna]
• Harry Potter author is going insane [A Socialite's Life]
• Gwyneth Paltrow regrets being caught being an asshole [Popsugar]
• Black Snake Moan trailer leaked [Goldenfiddle]
• We! Are! Oh, Cram it, Already. (We Are Marshall) [Pajiba]
• Weird Al interviews K-Fed (video) [College Humor]

If her pale sickly, vampire body and mangled teeth weren't enough to make you burn with the heat of passion, Kirsten Dunst now has something that is sure to heat things up. The new CDSA is a powerful new sexy aphrodisi....wait, hang on. I think I read that wrong...yep, you know what? Yeah, I did, because CDSA isn't sexy at all. Specifically, it's Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis - "an advanced noninvasive diagnostic tool that can help practitioners improve prevention and target treatment strategies for gastrointestinal disorders." Seriously. It's official: The only way Kirsten Dunst could get any more repulsive is if she teleported with a fly.

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Just a week after making out with Scarlett Johansson in a NY restaurant, Josh Hartnett was seen with his tongue down the throat of model Gisele Bundchen at the Spotted Pig. Page Six reports:

They were all over each other," said the spy. Reps for Harnett didn't return calls, and a rep for Bundchen would not comment."

Well, I guess I have to hand it to the guy. It's not often that a guy with a unibrow scores two hot chicks in a week. Getting models to have sex with you looks like it isn't as hard as I thought. Apparently, it's so easy a caveman can do it!

Gisele Bunchen photoshoot candids from earlier this month

There is reportedly tension between Nicole Richie and Hilary Duff now that Richie is dating Duff's ex-boyfriend, Joel Madden. Sources say that even though Madden and Richie are exclusive, Madden is constantly calling Duff, but she refuses to take his calls.

[Duff] can't believe he's dating Nicole and thinks she's a skank," a source told Us, adding that when Duff heard about Richie's arrest, "she asked if Nicole had been coming from Joel's. ... She kept saying she never knew Joel at all."

To be fair, everyone is a skank to Hilary Duff. She's a virgin. The rumor is that Joel Madden left her because he finally got tired of masturbating to Lizzy McGuire reruns. Not to be fair, necrophiliacs feel sick when they look at Nicole Richie and Joel Madden is a poseur. He's about as punk as the Wiggles holding a box full of Christmas puppies.

Here are pictures of Tara Reid falling down drunk earlier this month because pictures of the people in this story were too boring and/or ugly:


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