These pictures of Miss Nevada 2007, Katie Rees, surfaced and they prove Miss USA, Tara Conner, is a prude by comparison. There's really no reason to get all huffy over these pictures. This is pretty much the norm here in Las Vegas. What would have been a miracle is finding a hot girl from Vegas who doesn't have pictures like these in her portfolio. Except me. I'm a saint. I was born with this halo. And when the doctor tried to remove it, the lord doth spake and condemned the doctor to eternal damnation. At least that's how the chapter about me was written in the bible. So suck on that.

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Update: TMZ is reporting Miss Nevada was stripped of her crown as a result of these photos surfacing. Dear pageant officials,

"Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

Update II: According to Las Vegas local news, the investigation into Katie Rees' behavior began earlier this month after the racy pictures in question surfaced on a MySpace page belonging to Tiffany Masters, who used the page to help promote her "legitimate" escort service based in Las Vegas which goes by the names of Vegas Arm Charms and Vegas Eye Candy.


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Jessica Simpson was given two undeserved chances to knock out a "9 to 5" tribute dedicated to Dolly Parton at the Kennedy Center Honors, but

...after Simpson saw a tape, she requested the second attempt be pulled from the show, which airs Dec. 26 on CBS. "She really wasn't happy with her performance and she did want it to be perfect for Dolly, who she idolizes," said Cindi Berger, a spokeswoman for Simpson."

This comes after the media's warning to people that the version of Jessica's performance they'd see on December 26th was taped after the audience had left. The only thing cuter than Jessica Simpson's bullshit, talentless career is a John Wayne Gacy impersonator showing up to entertain at a kid's birthday. Really, it was cute. Unlike Jessica, he didn't flub the words to "9 to 5" and almost all of us lived to tell the tale. Best birthday ever!

More sexy pictures of "hot" Jessica Simpson from the set of Blonde Ambition:


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After receiving a "deluge" of emails from angry fans and being named PETA's Worst Dressed Celebrity of 2006 for wearing fur on the cover of W Magazine, Christina Ricci wrote a letter to the animal-rights organization apologizing for her actions and vowing never to wear fur again. Ricci writes:

After being named on the PETA worst dressed list for wearing fur on the cover of W magazine, I have been deluged with angry and disappointed fans. I never meant to hurt nor anger anyone with my insensitivity. For what it is worth I have received the message loud and clear and will not be wearing fur in the future. I apologize for my offensive actions."

I like animals and all, but if I got cancer, and the only they could find the cure was by hooking up a kitten to a car battery, then sorry kitty. I'll always remember you little buddy!

Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan:


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I could easily impress you by saying that I only watch documentaries and movies where people talking about their feelings, but this trailer for Transformers looks damn near perfect. When I watched it, I was transformed into a 13-year old Asian girl in the front row of a Michael Jackson concert in 1986.


See the high-def trailer here

Megan Fox, the hot girl with all the robots (w/fiance Brian Austin Green):

After Donald Trump announced yesterday that Tara Conner would retain her crown as Miss USA only if she entered rehab, the 21 year old Kentucky native says she doesn't have a problem.

I wouldn't say that I'm an alcoholic. I think that would be pushing the envelope."

Actually, what was pushing the envelope was being coked out and going down on Miss Teen USA in bar. Oh yeah, and this. The majority of Southern girls are raised believing that their vagina is a an enchanted kingdom of magic and wonder where dreams come true, and it usually takes the jaws of life to separate any self-respecting one from their panties. This Tara Conner chick banged the entire city of New York. She's Isiah Thomas with a nicer ass.

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Update - Video and pictures from the press conference:

Despite breaking up last month, Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson seem to be picking up where they left off after they were spotted at TriBeCa restaurant Cercle Rouge on Friday night.

They had a meal and got progressively cozier as the night went on," said our spy. "Then they started to make out in full view of the restaurant at their table and didn't really care who saw."

The following Monday, Hartnett spent his entire solo screening of "Children of Men" at Tribeca Cinemas texting Johansson who had flown back to L.A. He also texted God for helping him get to roll off of Scarlett Johansson again every night. There's no way this guy could have talked her into this on his own. He's a dork with a bowl haircut. If he wasn't famous, the only way he could get women to melt is if he was the Ice Truck Killer.


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Seriously, pick out the one you'd have sex with right now if your life depended on it. I'd scan this lineup of the "girls" at the Jingle Ball 2006 for about ten seconds then ask the guy who was going to kill me to make it quick, because I'd rather have sex with an escalator than see one of these things naked. Nobody even knows why the Pussycat Dolls are famous anyway. They're singers who can't sing and they promote female empowerment by dressing like whores. Maybe they solve mysteries like Josie and the Pussycats. Only except they have dicks.