She's not really showing it yet, but Halle Berry is reportedly pregnant. We didn't know much about the pregnancy until the People's Choice Awards last night, and after careful examination, the audience is happy to report the baby is a boy, his name is Demetrius, he's a Gemini and says he's already watched Monster's Ball eight times. TMI, Demetrius. Dayam.


Here's Halle early yesterday with her Oprah lookalike friend:

Sorry, folks. We've had publishing problems all day but we're feverishly working to fix the problem. That involves a lot of staring at our monitors and drooling. Thanks for your patience...

It would probably be easy to give up on life when your sister is Jessica Simpson and you're considered the "ugly" one, so you have to give it to Ashlee Simpson for trying so hard all the time. Except for whatever day these pictures were taken. I don't see her shopping cart or bags of cans anywhere, because I'm mostly just trying to figure out how she can look this bad after having plastic surgery. The only way there could've been high fives in that operating room is if there was a game on.

There may be a reason that Cameron Diaz spent Christmas with Justin Timberlake and New Year's by herself - Scarlett Johansson. The actress stars in Timberlake's new video for his new single What Goes Around, and the pair have been reportedly spending a lot of time together off-set. A source says:

Things just didn't work out between Justin and Cameron. They decided to part ways - but they didn't tell anyone. He's got a tour coming up this year and wanted to concentrate on that, but it seems he's really hit it off with Scarlett while working on the video."

So much so that Scarlett showed up at the after-party for the premiere Justin's new movie, Alpha Dog.

She walked in keeping her head down. When she met Justin they looked very close and chatted away for ages. There were other people trying to speak to Justin but he kept his attention on her for around an hour. They looked very intimate. But he's still trying to make it look low key because he left with his mum Lynn later through a back exit."

Whatever magic spell or curse Cameron used to get Justin back in 2003 she better double it, because when you meet Scarlett Johansson, you're having sex five minutes later. Scarlett is 22, smoking hot, and one of the most vaginally social actresses in Hollywood. Cameron Diaz is 34, a raging bitch, and spends her free time asking people riddles so they can cross her bridge. Yeah, this one's pretty much done. Choosing between Scarlett Johansson and Cameron Diaz is like choosing between a porter house steak and a corn dog that's been dropped in a urinal.


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When her new Bentley ran out of gas in Beverly Hills on her way back from Dream Catcher salon, Paris Hilton did what any body else would do, she sat there and looked at her scrapbook until the paparazzi got tired of waiting and went to go get her gas.

Hilton...spent the unexpected down-time flipping through a scrapbook of her and her current flame, Stavros Niarchos. One page featured a pic of her and the Greek heir titled "The First Time" - whatever that means."

This really is all you need to know about Paris Hilton. She is so delusional and removed from reality that when real life happens, all she can do is sit there and look at her picture book. She might also rock back and forth and tug on her ear, because this idiot has no clue how to do anything. She probably thinks cars run on happiness and rainbows.

Paris and Kim Kadashian at Club Social on Jan 3rd:


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• Rihanna hits the beach [Hollywood Tuna]
• Screech doesn't have a big one [Hollywood Rag]
• Mariah Carey: Drunk, stoned or stupid? [Egotastic]
• Orlando Bloom blows some snot [Dlisted]
• Last year's most hated celebrities [City Rag]
• Nicole Kidman buys baby clothes [A Socialite's Life]
• Film critics weigh in; Wahlberg wins [Just Jared]
• Anna Nicole looking for another dummy [Popsugar]
• Dane Cook Yankers (video) [College Humor]
• The Worst of 2006 (The Golden Pajibas) [Pajiba]
  

Britney was scheduled to earn $400,000 for her New Year's Eve appearance at the Las Vegas nightclub, Pure, but sources say the club may not pay her at all after she fell and voided her contract. New York Daily News reports:

Britney failed to spend the agreed amount of time in the club, because she had to be helped out after collapsing," alleges a close source. The tipster also says the club is "furious" with her because of her PR spin that she merely fell asleep - implying the place is boring."

Britney has been partying since Thanksgiving, yet when someone pays her to get drunk and act stupid she finds a way to fuck it up. She's like one of the X-Men, and her mutant power is being retarded.

Britney driving in Santa Monica listening to her own music:



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We apologize for making you look at Cameron Diaz this long, so to make it up to you, here's Jessica Alba at the beach again. Specifically, Jessica Alba's ass. These are more pictures from this set that showed up online last night, and whoever took these needs to receive a certificate of achievement in paparazziing because her ass is fantastic. I want to look away, but every time I try, I do that thing Hiro does when he's trying to stop time, and a piece of furniture flies across the room.