I don't know if these are beauty secrets, but what I do to feel my best is just exercise regularly, laugh and play often, and make love every moment I can. Oh, yeah, and lots of water."
It sickens me how much this idiot thinks of herself. She looks like she should be trying to kill Harry Potter, but every time you hear her talk it's about how great and wonderful she is. The only beauty "secrets" that would work for this hag is facial reconstruction and the blood of a virgin.
These pictures aren't new, but she's still this ugly:
Here's (Vote for) Pedro having fun at Tara Reid's expense as she tries to count down on New Year's Eve. Five seconds into it I forgot it was supposed to be New Year's and thought this was a celebrity episode of The Price is Right and the audience was helping Tara pick the right numbers to win a lovely dinette set. I'm pretty sure she lost, but gave Bob Barker a blowjob anyway.
Here are more recent pics of Tara in a bikini because you can't live without them:
Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell have been engaged in a very public battle for a few weeks and up until now we've avoided commenting on it since it's quite obviously being done to promote both of their equally boring shows. But then these pictures of Donald Trump's current wife, Melania, showed up online today, so here's where we get involved. Melania had so much plastic surgery since these were taken that she barely looks like the same person. I've seen less drastic changes in Proactiv commercials. Really, the way Jessica Simpson goes from ugly to slightly less ugly in less than 30 seconds is miraculous.
Larger versions of these are NSFW, natch:
Update: Here's the latest the Insider clip of Donald Trump babbling about Rosie O'Donnell. Thanks, Renee!
Growing tired of the fame and constant attention that she receives from the media and fans of the show, Evangeline Lilly has hinted that she may quit her role as "Kate" in the ABC series Lost.
I am an incredibly private person, and it's so exhausting to me that everywhere I go people know me or think they know me. If I could act and make the income I make and be anonymous, I would never want to leave the job."
Awww, darlin', listen okay? Before Lost you were doing commercials for phone sex, so you should probably just go ahead and shut up, because a thousand other women could take your place as the wet t-shirt on the show right now. I'm sure the single mom who just took out that second mortgage to pay for little Billy's operation can appreciate just how hard you have it having to wake up in your luxury suite in Hawaii to go play dress up and read somebody else's words.
Here are some pictures of Lindsay Lohan in Miami on New Year's Eve. If I saw this in my pool, I'd think she was that sea nymph thing in Lady in the Water. But instead of a pins and needles feeling and an inner awakening, I'd get a burning sensation when I peed and some bad news from my doctor.
In case you were wondering, Brandon Davis spent the weekend coughing and scratching his nads. Forget all those pesky stoves and pans, Brandon's so hot and oily you could whip up stir fry or fajitas right on his forehead and belly. Get yourself a Brandon Davis Grill today. Hurry while supplies last!
Beyonce's dream to win an Oscar for her work in Dreamgirls took another hit after the Motion Picture Academy has disqualified her from accepting a possible Best Song Award for 'Listen.'
Officially, she's listed as one of the song's four writers, but the motion-picture academy only permits three names - max - as a credit...The Oscars' songwriting branch has decided to qualify only Henry Krieger, Anne Preven and Scott Cutler for writing "Listen." No explanation is given for why Beyonce is excluded over the others. Is this just one of those cases of where the singer insisted upon having her name added to credits as part of her performance deal? In media interviews, she's often said that she was truly involved in its songwriting. Apparently, not to the extent as her three collaborators, according to the Oscars."
Many insiders believed that this was Beyonce's only true shot at an Oscar, so there's that, I guess. True justice is always swift. Beyonce is credited as a songwriter for every song that she releases, but it is widely rumored that her contribution to the songwriting process is minimal at best. Her 2003 hit "Crazy in Love," in which she was a credited songwriter and nominated for three Grammys, was written by Rich Harrison in two hours while he was hungover. Harrison wrote the music, verses, hook and played all the instruments on the track. Beyonce wrote the lyrics to the bridge. She may now write a suicide note. The only way this news could have been any better is if they made Saddam Hussein announce it right before they hung him.
