Isaiah Washington is Sorry


Isaiah Washington issued a statement today apologizing for his comments after a shitstorm erupted following his controversial interview at the Golden Globes.

I apologize to T.R., my colleagues, the fans of the show and especially the lesbian and gay community for using a word that is unacceptable in any context or circumstance. By repeating the word Monday night, I marred what should have been a perfect night for everyone who works on 'Grey's Anatomy.' I can neither defend nor explain my behavior. I can also no longer deny to myself that there are issues I obviously need to examine within my own soul, and I've asked for help.

I know the power of words, especially those that demean. I realize that by using one filled with disrespect I have hurt more than T.R. and my colleagues. With one word, I've hurt everyone who has struggled for the respect so many of us take for granted. I welcome the chance to meet with leaders of the gay and lesbian community to apologize in person and to talk about what I can do to heal the wounds I've opened.

T.R.'s courage throughout this entire episode speaks to his tremendous character. I hold his talent, and T.R. as a person, in high esteem. I know a mere apology will not end this, and I intend to let my future actions prove my sincerity."

Apologies written by damage controlling publicists and attorneys shouldn't count because I plugged that statement into my handy dandy Publicist to English Translator and it turns out what Isaiah really said was, "Now all the fa****s are mad at me and ABC wants to fire my a**." It's also trying to teach me not to cuss, so it edits out bad language. Bossy little fucker.



Source: TMZ

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Golden Globe Stuff


I was at the club recovering from my appendectomy that night, so I missed the Golden Globes again this year. It may be because my coffee maker is broken, but everybody seemed to look pretty decent. Damn.


Jessica Biel automatically gets 50 points taken off her final grade because she didn't do that thing where she sticks her butt out. The rest of her doesn't even matter anymore. She's like Jennifer Lopez with a nice ass.


As much as I hate this self-righteous brat Evangeline Lilly looks pretty damn hot here. She's supposed to be engaged, but I'm not seeing an engagement ring or a fiance. Engagement rings aren't supposed to be yellow. Maybe he told her that's the one ring to rule them all. He's so romantic!


Hayden Panettiere looks cute showing off the belt she made in art class with seashells and glue. At the after party she ate a Lunchable and made a birthday card for her hamster.


This makes the two-hundred billionth picture in a row that proves Salma Hayek is still one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood. It's impossible for her to look bad. She could kill my grandparents in front of me and I'd still ask her if she had any plans later. You know, because I know of this little place...

David Beckham Has Motives

Although he recently signed the richest pro sports contract U.S. history (5 yr./$250 million) with the MLS team, L.A. Galaxy, it is believed that David Beckham came to America to become an actor. Fashion designer Giorgio Armani says:

...I think he wants to be an actor, not a footballer. He is a very handsome man and his football career could be nearing an end."

Despite being the most recognizable athlete in all of sports, Beckham didn't even start for his previous team, Real Madrid. However, unlike the rest of the world, professional soccer in America is only slightly more popular than badminton. That's why the average MLS player makes $100,000 a year. Beckham will make $300,000 a week to be a celebrity and put people in the stands. He'll be 32 in May, so it's possible he'll honor his contract then become an actor. It makes it even more possible when you consider he's prettier than any chick I've ever dated. He could walk into a sorority wearing lipstick and a wig and he would at worst be the third-hottest girl in the room.

Ali G interviewing Posh and Becks:



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More Golden Globe Stuff


Everybody in Dreamgirls who was nominated won an award ... except for Beyonce, so at least the night wasn't all that bad. At least her wig and dress are tight. She actually looks sorta hot. She better go ahead and frame these pictures now because in about ten years she's gonna look like Big Momma. And that's not as sweet as I made it sound.


Eva Longoria is 4 feet tall and always horny. That combination usually means you're failing as a parent, but since Eva's 32 it's a little sexy. You can do anal then take her to go get ice cream.


Sienna Miller is supposed to be a model and a fashion icon, but damn if I know why. If by being a model and fashion icon means you need to shave your chin and you look like you're the leader of the Rebel Alliance, then I could see how that would make sense.

Britney Spears Was Denied

Casting is underway for an all-star promo spot for the NFL Network during the upcoming Super Bowl on February 4th. Although several celebrities have been contacted to appear, sources close to the negotiations say Britney's people contacted the network about participating. They said no.

She's too much of a train wreck," says the insider. "Besides, we already have Paris Hilton."

Yikes. How much of a degenerate do you have to be to get passed over for Paris Hilton? O.J. Simpson murdered two people, but at least he gets invited places.

Britney leaving Pure nightclub the other night:


Thanks, Cory for the heads up!

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Jamie Foxx is Two-Face?

In the latest casting news for the upcoming Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight, it appears that Jamie Foxx is now considered the front runner to play District Attorney Harvey Dent and the sulfuric acid scarred villian, Two-Face.

I've heard three names -- let's say "more than once" -- and here they are: Eion Bailey, Edward Norton, and Jamie Foxx...Alright, Jamie Foxx. Not a "conventional" choice for Dent per se, but he is an Oscar winner (for RAY) and a pretty big "name." This would meet the "aiming high" talk that's been going around..."

Uh, Eion Bailey sounds like a British car and Edward Norton says this is the first he's heard of this, so it looks like it's going to be Foxx. Everyone in Hollywood with a penis has been mentioned with this role, so Foxx may not be the best choice here. He's such a diva he's basically a woman. I promise you, Batman being called to the airport because Two-Face refuses to fly coach won't be as exciting as it sounds.

Jamie Foxx at the Dreamgirls premiere:


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Tom Brady is Doing Just Fine

After breaking up with his girlfriend of three years, Bridget Moynahan, Tom Brady may have already found a replacement - Victoria's Secret model, Gisele Bundchen. Gisele was a guest of Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, at Sunday's AFC playoff game between the Patriots and San Diego Chargers and she was seen waiting for Tom Brady after the game. Page Six reports:

The stunner, dressed down "in jeans and a T-shirt," was spotted Sunday standing outside his locker room, "just kind of leaning against the wall."

Tom Brady started the day by going 27-51 for 280 yards and 2 TDs, bringing his team one game away from their fourth Super Bowl appearance in six years. He finished the day by rolling off the supermodel who was waiting outside his locker room. The only way Tom Brady could get any more awesome is if it turned out he was also a ninja.


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