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Oscar De La Hoya is a big gay boxer [Drunken Stepfather]
Dannii Minogue has big boobies [Hollywood Tuna]
Carrie Bradshaw and Big are back together again [Dlisted]
Mary-Kate Olsen still looks creepy [Hollywood Rag]
Scary Spice is a shitty mother [ASL]
Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are obvious [City Rag]
Say a little prayer for Owen Wilson [Just Jared]
Jennifer Garner can't wait for Broadway [Popsugar]
Jessica Alba is promoting [Popoholic]
Mischa Barton needs a bra [Egotastic]
The View is retarded [College Humor]
Look up Andrea Corr's skirt (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguez are engaged [Page Six]

Penelope Cruz Has a Topless Cousin


Penelope Cruz's sister and her cousin went to the beach, and surprise, somebody took their top off. This basically happens every time Penelope Cruz and her family go to the beach. Coincidentally, Penelope Cruz was just recently voted the person I'd "Most Likely Want to Go to the Beach With."

Some of these are NSFW:


Thanks to Mark in Tennessee for sending these in!

Alicia Silverstone is Naked


Even though it's not 1995, PETA is featuring a naked Alicia Silverstone in a new vegetarian campaign. On the PETA website, Silverstone says:

Like most people, I wasn't always a vegetarian, but I've always loved animals. If you ever have a chance to meet a cow, pig, turkey, or goat, you will see that they are just as cute and funny as your dogs and cats and that they, too, want to live and feel love...Being vegan truly is the secret to my life's joy and peace. I feel physically and spiritually better than I could have ever imagined knowing that I am doing everything I can to reduce animal suffering with simple lifestyle choices like being vegan, never wearing any products made from animals (like wool and leather), and buying only from companies that NEVER test their products or ingredients on animals."

Silverstone said she's a vegetarian and a vegan in the same paragraph, so who knows what she thinks. Maybe she thinks eating animal crackers is bad, I'm not sure. I'd just really like to know why every celebrity has to get naked to say they don't eat meat. Can't they just say, "I don't eat meat?" Do I really have to see Pamela Anderson and Alicia Silverstone? If so, let me know ahead of time. I don't want to put this steak on the grill too early.



Source: PETA.org/Source

Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado are Assholes


Most celebrities are pretentious, self-centered douchebags in real life and it's amazing when their unfiltered sense of entitlement shows up in publis ppaces. Like celebrity chef Guy Rubino's Toronto Asian restaurant, Rain. New York Daily News reports:

[Nelly Furtado] made a reservation for 10 guests...She showed up an hour late, with five extra people in tow," [Rubino] said. "For parties that size, we do a prix-fixe type of menu. Nelly objected and was really rude about it. She expected individual dishes to be prepared. Her manager even came into the kitchen and had the gall to say, 'Just fucking do it!' I told her that she and her client could 'just fucking LEAVE.'"....Rubino also sniffed at Justin Timberlake 's restaurant manners. "Timberlake comes into Rain, doesn't even look at the menu and shouts for random food that we don't make...If he knew what he wanted, why come to an Asian restaurant in the first place?"

Justin Timberlake is a whiny little prick, but I never would've expected this from Nelly Furtado. She's always seemed really reserved and unassuming. And that made sense because that's normally how outer space aliens act when they visit earth to study us. They blend in and subdue us with subliminal ad campaigns so they can steal our jobs.


Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on Sept. 12:

Alicia Keys Has Gorgeous Skin


I don't know if anybody else is getting turned on right now, but damn Alicia Keys is hot. I just don't know how she manages to look so young and vibrant. Sandpaper? Magic spells? Oh please Alicia, tell us your beauty secrets!

Britney Spears is Officially a Degenerate


Despite false reports to the contrary, a judge ruled today that Britney Spears' 50/50 custody arrangement with K-Fed will remain intact. However,

The judge in the Britney Spears custody battle found that "there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney). " The judge has ordered Britney "to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol." Testing will be conducted randomly twice a week.

According to [the] judge's order, no changes were made yesterday in the custody arrangement. As we first reported, custody is split 50/50 between Britney and K-Fed. He wants to change it to 70/30 in his favor.

The documents underscore the bitterness in the custody battle. Judge Scott Gordon ruled that "Each party is restrained from making derogatory remarks about the other party and the other party's family or significant other..."

The judge also prohibits Brit and K-Fed from "using corporal punishment with the minor children and from allowing anyone else to do so."

The judge also ordered the battling parents "to engage in joint co-parenting counseling." The order continues, "Each party is ordered to complete the PARENTING WITHOUT CONFLICT program."

The judge went on, "Neither party shall consume alcohol, or other non-prescription controlled substance during or for the 12 hours immediately preceding any period such party is responsible for the health and safety of the minor children."

In addition to the co-parenting counseling classes, the judge also ordered Britney Spears to meet separately with a parenting coach a minimum of eight hours a week. The coach must observe Britney's interactions with her children and provide progress reports to the court. But good luck getting dumb ass Britney to understand the severity of this situation. I heard when she received these legal documents, Britney rolled her kids in the papers and smoked them.

Here's Britney walking around outside her house in a bra and underwear yesterday while her ex-bodyguard was telling the world what a skank she is:


Source: TMZ

Note: Before everyone goes nuts over that "corporal punishment" stuff, those are very typical and standard orders in custody battles where the parenting skills of one and/or both parents are in question.

Update: The pictures above were dated yesterday, but the ones below are dated today, so I have no idea what's going on other than the fact that Britney LOVES Haagen-Dazs.

Celebrities Have Nipples


Today is boring, so here are some famous boobies from the latest issue of Nuts magazine until something more interesting happens. People tend to like breasts, so this should be fun for most people in the meantime. Or you could just complain and go watch reruns of "The 99 Biggest Queers Ever" on the E! channel. I like that part where you're talking about the underrated art of teabagging other men while wearing pink rollerskates and listening to Liberace's greatest hits. Congratulations on being #1.

These are NSFW:



Thanks to Mike for sending these in!

David Boreanaz-links


Jennifer Lopez is 12 weeks pregnant [Dlisted]
50 Cent is a baby [Hollywood Rag]
Will Ferrell is sporting some Crocs [Popsugar]
Heather Graham is still hot [Popoholic]
Elisha Cuthbert doesn't have a sex tape [Egotastic]
Lucy Pinder is topless again [Hollywood Tuna]
Britney Spears gets dumped by her manager [ASL]
Rock and Roll Face Lifts [City Rag]
Heidi Montag is an idiot [Just Jared]
This girl is trying too hard to be Britney Spears [College Humor]
Loook up Emmy Rossum's skirt (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Cheryl Tweedy has a see-through shirt (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
P Diddy's commercial sucks [Holy Moly]
I Hate Everyone (D-War) [Pajiba]

David Boreanaz at the Platinum Guild International USA Party on Sept. 12: