IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Archives 01-2008

In 2007, Pamela Anderson divorced Kid Rock, had sex with a dude to pay off a gambling debt, and then married that guy who was in a sex tape with Paris Hilton. What can we expect in 2008? If you guessed "the exact same", you win! Pamela says:

Oh there's plenty," of problems, Anderson told PEOPLE as she headed to LAX nightclub in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve. "What can you do? We're all human. We're all trying." When asked about her plans for 2008, she said, "More of the same. More excitement, more fun."

Oh yeah, baby! Because nobody brings the excitement and fun like a 40 year old used up whore with Hep C! There's no telling what Pam has in store! Will she make an inappropriate life choice? Will she make another inappropriate life choice after that? The possibilities are endless!!

Pam on New Year's Eve:

Last weekend while in Italy, Lindsay Lohan hooked up with three dudes in less than 24 hours. One of them, Italian actor Dario Faiella, spent the night with Lindsay and banged her. Stop the press! The Daily Mail reports:

Her love life is certainly buoyant, as the third of her trio of kisses, local actor Dario Faiella, made it back to her room. She had been all over him earlier in the evening at a nightclub, snogging him before launching herself on top of him as they got physical on the nightclub sofa...Dario Faiella, the son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri, headed back to her hotel. But Li-Lo was clearly smitten with her choice, as she showed an undressed Faiella her appreciation with a loving hand on his derriére out on her room balcony."

Jesus, Lindsay is like a lion that just escaped from the zoo. She's attacking every piece of meat she can find. No penis is safe. At this point the government might want to start looking at Lindsay's vagina as a gateway to another dimension, because it really has to look like Stargate by now.

Pamela Anderson Has Problems

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