Tom Cruise and The Church of Scientology have been named in a $250 million federal lawsuit by an ex-Scientologist, Rush & Molloy report. Using the RICO statute, okay I don't know what that means. A guy named Rico painted my house. Is that the same thing? I'm confused.

Ex-Scientologist Peter Letterese, a longtime critic of the church, filed suit in Southern District Court in Florida on July 15 alleging, among other things, that members of the church harassed him after he left. In court papers provided to The News by investigator Paul Barresi, Letterese claims a member of the church phoned his lawyer at home, and when the lawyer's wife answered, said he was her husband's homosexual lover...Letterese calls the church a "crime syndicate" and wants it broken up under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization law, just as the feds have broken up Mafia families. He singles out Cruise, who's made no secret of his religion, saying that Scientology head David Miscavage is "aided and abetted by the actions of Tom Cruise, his right-hand man for foreign and domestic promotion, as well as for foreign and domestic lobbying. He has assisted the syndicate in acquiring funds and [made] his own donations of money believed to be in the multiple tens of millions of dollars." Of Letterese's beefs is that the church allegedly uses a business book, "Effective Sales Closing Techniques," as part of its teachings. He says this violates his intellectual property rights, since he bought the rights to the book from the widow of author Leslie Dane."

I hate Tom Cruise and Scientology, so let's hope by this time next year, Peter Letterese is guarding his mountain of money with a trident and an armored dragon. Most people don't realize this, but dragons looks scarier when they are covered in armor.

I dare you to look gayer than Tom Cruise does here. I dare you:

Ugliest The Hills girl, Audrina Patridge, is posing in a bikini again [Popsugar]
Jennifer Aniston still has nipples [Hollywood Tuna]
Katie Holmes pegged her jeans; needs slouch socks and white Keds [Dlisted]
Ashley Tisdale has reflector vectors [Just Jared]
Angelina Jolie might be Catwoman [Hollywood Rag]
Amanda Bynes goes for a jog [Popoholic]
Mischa Barton's publicity stunt (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Demi Moore topless and large [City Rag]
Josh Hartnett thinks he's Johnny Depp [Lainey Gossip]
Ali Lohan looks 45 years old [Egotastic]
Dark Knight Alternate Ending [College Humor]
Jade Goody panty upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Christina Milian is a fashion disaster [ASL]

Rosario Dawson yesterday at the annual HFPA luncheon:

Here are more pictures of Kendra Wilkinson at that golf thing a couple days ago. Specifically, more pictures of her ass hanging out. I realize she's a wigger, but white girls with big asses can really do no wrong. Kendra Wilkinson could pour a can of gasoline on a puppy, and I would still compliment her on avoiding known price gougers.



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While Britney was in Mexico celebrating not having her kids anymore, sources have revealed that she was also there to spend time with her bodyguard and new boyfriend, Lee, a former Israeli soldier. The Sun reports:

Lee has been spending his days off by her side and has even started sleeping under the same roof at her Los Angeles home. A source said: "Britney and Lee hit it off immediately. He is her perfect type. She loves guys who work out and he is in great shape from his days serving in the Israeli Army. He also has a few tattoos, which she loves. They've spent so much time together that one thing led to another and their relationship became physical. They are in Mexico together. They've been having a great time - Lee's put a smile on her face."

This makes the fourth person that has worked for Britney who has ended up dating her, so this guy probably had to like his chances. Especially since Britney is a retard. She'll believe anything. He probably got into her pants by telling her he was Abraham Lincoln or Brad Pitt. When Britney Spears finally loses everything she has, and she will, don't be too quick to rule out "magic beans."

More of Britney in Los Cabos, Mexico:


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Rihanna looks like a visitor from outer space sent to study us in preparation for the inevitable attack and colonization, so it's really no surprise that she looks even weirder without a bra. Her areolas look like they're infected. Ha, it must be nitrogen to oxygen ration in our earth's atmosphere! Oh yes, Rihanna....Oh, yes...* taps index fingers together and spins around in chair * Your weakness...it has been found. Muhahahaha!!



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Let's go ahead and get this out of the way - Bar Refaeli's body is fucking perfect. I don't know what your Marxist college professors have taught you, but extensive studies have shown that people who regularly masturbate to Bar Refaeli are better able to form interpersonal relationships with others, get that big promotion, and live an average of 4.6 years longer than people who masturbate to any other woman on earth. I have to admit, it was big lifestyle change, but now I'm living the life I only used to dream about! Thanks, Bar!


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This isn't Verne Troyer at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Skins Classic. This is a shorter, whiter Tiger Woods. Tiger is a T-1000 constructed of mimetic poly-alloy. He touched Verne Troyer before this tournament and then proceeded to shame everyone else who played. Afterward, he tried to hit on a group of Swedish bikini models. When that didn't work out, he turned back into Tiger Woods and spent the evening flossing his teeth with blonde hair and G-strings.


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While taking time off from whatever the hell he does during the day, Kevin Federline attended Ryan Sheckler's X Games Celebrity Skins Classic in L.A. yesterday where he was asked a simple question. Do I want to punch him? Yes, yes I do. People reports:

Asked how he is doing these days, the single dad told PEOPLE: "Been having a good summer, I can't complain."

It would be hard to complain when you get $20,000 a month for not pulling out of Britney Spears twice. However, it is quite easy to complain when you find out that, Tatiana, the Russian mail order bride you bought, has TMJ. Honestly, Tatiana, I just don't know what you bring to this relationship.