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      <title>Miranda Kerr Is Backstage</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:18:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[I have no idea why I'm not gay, because if I was I could be chillin on the couch while Miranda Kerr prances around in her bra and panties and throws her legs on me backstage at the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. I could probably get away with it ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I have no idea why I'm not gay, because if I was I could be chillin on the couch while Miranda Kerr prances around in her bra and panties and throws her legs on me backstage at the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. I could probably get away with it ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>New Moon Is Fantastic</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:51:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[It's hard to imagine that a movie about a emo vampire and a werewolf fighting over the heart of some ugly chick wouldn't be hailed and praised as one of the greatest movies of all time, so it's no surprise that critics are singular in their praise of New Moon. ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[It's hard to imagine that a movie about a emo vampire and a werewolf fighting over the heart of some ugly chick wouldn't be hailed and praised as one of the greatest movies of all time, so it's no surprise that critics are singular in their praise of New Moon. ]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Oh Boo Hoo</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Director Roman Polanski is still sitting in a Switzerland jail awaiting extradition to the United States for drugging and sodomizing a 13-year old girl in 1977. But apparently his wife and two kids are "very upset psychologically" about being separated from such a wonderful man. MSNBC reports: ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Director Roman Polanski is still sitting in a Switzerland jail awaiting extradition to the United States for drugging and sodomizing a 13-year old girl in 1977. But apparently his wife and two kids are "very upset psychologically" about being separated from such a wonderful man. MSNBC reports: ]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Armenians For Gay Rights</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:10:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[The Kardashian sisters put tape over their mouths and got airbrushed by alien technology for the pro-gay marriage NOH8 (No Hate - see what they did there??) campaign. They'll be lauded as heroes in the gay community for this but in reality they sat in a hair and makeup chair ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The Kardashian sisters put tape over their mouths and got airbrushed by alien technology for the pro-gay marriage NOH8 (No Hate - see what they did there??) campaign. They'll be lauded as heroes in the gay community for this but in reality they sat in a hair and makeup chair ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Marisa Miller Is Next</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:47:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[No Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is complete without Marisa Miller, and although the Asian I stole looks hotter in Agent Provocateur and La Perla, I'm really not complaining when Marisa Miller stuffs her huge tits in something your girlfriend can buy at the mall. I swear, either God is still ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[No Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is complete without Marisa Miller, and although the Asian I stole looks hotter in Agent Provocateur and La Perla, I'm really not complaining when Marisa Miller stuffs her huge tits in something your girlfriend can buy at the mall. I swear, either God is still ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Good Morning, Friday</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:36:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[I wondered why I woke up to the sun winking at me and bluebirds pulling my back sheets as a glowing unicorn fetched my slippers and led me to my laptop this morning, but then I quickly realized it's because pictures from the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show hit online ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I wondered why I woke up to the sun winking at me and bluebirds pulling my back sheets as a glowing unicorn fetched my slippers and led me to my laptop this morning, but then I quickly realized it's because pictures from the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show hit online ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Amy Winehouse Is Getting Me All Hot</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:36:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[It was reported that Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital for a cold the other day, but dear Christ that's not what happened. 3am reports: ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[It was reported that Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital for a cold the other day, but dear Christ that's not what happened. 3am reports: ]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>IDLYITW Links</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:35:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Beyonce stage dives [Popeater] ]]></description>
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      <title>Amber Heard Is Different</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:24:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[I usually think Amber Heard is a hot piece of ass, but what's the deal with the makeup? It looks like she put in on with that thing Homer Simpson made. Don't get me wrong, she's hot, but she looks like a dominatrix that got her degree online. ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I usually think Amber Heard is a hot piece of ass, but what's the deal with the makeup? It looks like she put in on with that thing Homer Simpson made. Don't get me wrong, she's hot, but she looks like a dominatrix that got her degree online. ]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Chastity Bono Is Dumb</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:06:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Other than Sarah Jessica Parker, Kirsten Dunst, and Cameron Diaz, Chastity Bono is the ugliest woman to ever appear on IDLYITW. She/He also has mental problems. Popeater reports: ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Other than Sarah Jessica Parker, Kirsten Dunst, and Cameron Diaz, Chastity Bono is the ugliest woman to ever appear on IDLYITW. She/He also has mental problems. Popeater reports: ]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Somebody Get This Little Boy A Sweater</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:42:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Claire Danes showed up to the UK premiere of Me & Orson Welles in London in a see through dress and no bra last night, and I'm still trying to figure out why. Breast cancer awareness month is over, right? No need to show off your mastectomy. At least I ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Claire Danes showed up to the UK premiere of Me & Orson Welles in London in a see through dress and no bra last night, and I'm still trying to figure out why. Breast cancer awareness month is over, right? No need to show off your mastectomy. At least I ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Robert Pattinson Is Cruel</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Stephanie Meyer and Anne Rice have turned vampires into total hair product gaywads who prefer to cry and talk about their feelings than fuck people up, so it's no surprise that Robert Pattinson went on Ellen to promote the movie about said gaywads. But I guess he has an interesting ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Stephanie Meyer and Anne Rice have turned vampires into total hair product gaywads who prefer to cry and talk about their feelings than fuck people up, so it's no surprise that Robert Pattinson went on Ellen to promote the movie about said gaywads. But I guess he has an interesting ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>I Spoke Too Soon</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:56:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[I know I just professed my love for Ashley Greene, but that was before I saw my beloved's New York Times outtakes. I'm sorry, Ashley. It's not you, baby. It's me. Actually, it's my penis. You see that banner pic, right? Just because I would split her like an atom ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I know I just professed my love for Ashley Greene, but that was before I saw my beloved's New York Times outtakes. I'm sorry, Ashley. It's not you, baby. It's me. Actually, it's my penis. You see that banner pic, right? Just because I would split her like an atom ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>PETA Did Something Right</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[For all intents and purposes, PETA is a terrorist organization and a death cult who kill more animals than 1,000 people who wear fur, so if you really want me to get behind your cause, you're really gonna have to do a lot better than Kong, a 40-chick with Hep ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[For all intents and purposes, PETA is a terrorist organization and a death cult who kill more animals than 1,000 people who wear fur, so if you really want me to get behind your cause, you're really gonna have to do a lot better than Kong, a 40-chick with Hep ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>IDLYITW Links</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:49:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Adam Lambert's record company tried to hide he was gay. With a feather boa I take it. [Popeater] ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Adam Lambert's record company tried to hide he was gay. With a feather boa I take it. [Popeater] ]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Johnny Depp Is The Sexiest Man Alive</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:03:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[The queer vampire almost won, but 2009's Sexiest Man Alive has gone to Johnny Depp. People magazine reports: ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The queer vampire almost won, but 2009's Sexiest Man Alive has gone to Johnny Depp. People magazine reports: ]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Masturbating For Jesus</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:14:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Unless you're spaceship just landed or you just got released from and underground bunker to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, you know that former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, admitted to playing with herself for her boyfriend on camera. So, through the magic of the Internet, somebody has posted stills from the ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Unless you're spaceship just landed or you just got released from and underground bunker to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, you know that former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, admitted to playing with herself for her boyfriend on camera. So, through the magic of the Internet, somebody has posted stills from the ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Woody Harrelson Is Really Smart</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:58:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[I had a long-winded intro for this post where I talked about acid and politics and hippies, but nothing I could say would sound crazier than Woody Harrelson did in a recent interview with Salon.com. So, if you have any relatives risking their lives over in Afghanistan, be sure sure ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I had a long-winded intro for this post where I talked about acid and politics and hippies, but nothing I could say would sound crazier than Woody Harrelson did in a recent interview with Salon.com. So, if you have any relatives risking their lives over in Afghanistan, be sure sure ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Carmen Electra Might Have A Sex Tape</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:33:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[I've wanted to go spelunking in between Carmen Electra's legs like Batman since 1995, so this video that showed up online yesterday of her getting it on with some chick is what one might call "good news". If I walked in on this, I really hope she would have renter's ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I've wanted to go spelunking in between Carmen Electra's legs like Batman since 1995, so this video that showed up online yesterday of her getting it on with some chick is what one might call "good news". If I walked in on this, I really hope she would have renter's ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>It Has Begun</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:18:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[My obsession with Ashley Greene is reaching damn near crisis levels, so I really wish she would have had the decency to let me know she was a attending a Tim Burton tribute at the Museum of Modern Art Film Benefit last night. Excuse me, little miss Twilight, but my ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[My obsession with Ashley Greene is reaching damn near crisis levels, so I really wish she would have had the decency to let me know she was a attending a Tim Burton tribute at the Museum of Modern Art Film Benefit last night. Excuse me, little miss Twilight, but my ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Sir GaGa Was On Gossip Girl</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Apparently I can talk about everybody except gays and Jews on here before people start getting all butt hurt, so that pretty much ruins what I was going to say about homeboy's appearance on Gossip Girl last night. It looks like a commercial for a dating hotline that connects you ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Apparently I can talk about everybody except gays and Jews on here before people start getting all butt hurt, so that pretty much ruins what I was going to say about homeboy's appearance on Gossip Girl last night. It looks like a commercial for a dating hotline that connects you ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Kristen Stewart Is Unattractive</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:11:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Apparently a quarter ounce and a smoker's cough are good accessories, because Kristen Stewart showed up at the New Moon premiere last night looking completely average and ordinary. Notice I didn't say "normal" because normal means "fat" now", but would it kill her to look like a girl every now ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Apparently a quarter ounce and a smoker's cough are good accessories, because Kristen Stewart showed up at the New Moon premiere last night looking completely average and ordinary. Notice I didn't say "normal" because normal means "fat" now", but would it kill her to look like a girl every now ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Ashley Greene Is At A Premiere</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:27:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Piece of ass Ashley Greene attended the premiere of New Moon last night, the sequel about the effeminate vampire's fag hag and her love triangle with him and a werewolf. How romantic. Ashley Greene is in the movie but we have to stare at Kristen Stewart's downs face for two ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Piece of ass Ashley Greene attended the premiere of New Moon last night, the sequel about the effeminate vampire's fag hag and her love triangle with him and a werewolf. How romantic. Ashley Greene is in the movie but we have to stare at Kristen Stewart's downs face for two ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Ashley Tisdale Is In A Bikini</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:40:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[High School Musical star and hair weave enthusiast Ashley Tisdale is in Mexico right now. Coincidentally, my penis is asleep right now. This is how she looked before all the plastic surgery and the blonde hair she bought from Sweden, but even with all that she's still mind-numbingly boring. I ...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[High School Musical star and hair weave enthusiast Ashley Tisdale is in Mexico right now. Coincidentally, my penis is asleep right now. This is how she looked before all the plastic surgery and the blonde hair she bought from Sweden, but even with all that she's still mind-numbingly boring. I ...]]></content:encoded>
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