Lindsay Lohan asked a guy at the amfAR gala to buy her shit. The New York Post reports:

Lindsay Lohan tried to persuade a wealthy patron to bid on an expensive gift for her in the auction at the star-studded amfAR benefit Wednesday night. ... Spies said that when Lohan recognized a wealthy Canadian financier at a nearby table, she shot over to schmooze him — but then sent an assistant over when bidding on the charity auction began. “There were items being auctioned for $20,000,” said a spy. “After chatting with the businessman, Lindsay sent over an assistant, who said, ‘Lindsay would very much like it if you’d bid on this item as a gift.’ ” However, the gentleman declined. “He just cracked up,” our source said — and the piece, believed to be a Hublot diamond watch with a white alligator strap, went to another bidder. Lindsay was overheard telling guests she was at the gala because of her role playing Elizabeth Taylor, a major amfAR donor, in an upcoming Lifetime movie.

Pretty sure the fact that Lindsay Lohan could actually recognize a Canadian financier and is still convinced that her withered, meth addled ass is playing Elizabeth Taylor will tell you all you need to know about this story. The only really shocking part of this is that Lindsay still has an assistant.

Snooki and J-Woww are under strict rules from Jersey City officials for their spin off. TMZ reports:

Snooki and Jwoww will be on some seriously thin ice when they begin shooting their new reality show in Jersey City ... because the cops will be assigned to watch their asses AT ALL TIMES. TMZ has learned ... officials in Jersey City refused to a grant a permit to shoot the show UNLESS they agreed to some seriously strict rules. 1) The show must allow at least four Jersey City PD officers to be stationed at Jwoww and Snooki's home at all times. 2) The cops will stay with the cast and crew when they leave the home. Cops have agreed to keep an appropriate distance from the operation, so they don't get in the way of production. 3) If MORE cops are called in to handle an incident due to events related to the show, producers MUST reimburse Jersey City for all related costs. Officials have also made it clear ... cops are taking the situation very seriously and will take action ... even on the cast ... if any state or city laws are broken. Ultimately, producers agreed ... and got the permit. Production is scheduled to begin later this month.

The only protection appropriate for any castmember of this show should involve a Flux Capacitor, prophylactics, and their parents. I don't understand why they're doing another show in the first place. The only way a Jersey Shore spinoff would be worth watching is if it were filmed in Camden.

Chris Brown is refusing to do Grammy interviews this Sunday. I wonder why? Per Radar Online:

Chris Brown isn't planning on doing any interviews during the red carpet arrivals at the upcoming Grammys, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the hip hop artist, who is nominated for three awards, is planning an "over the top performance" when he takes to the stage at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Sunday night. It was three years ago that Brown surrendered to the LAPD after he beat his then girlfriend, Rihanna. Brown pleaded no contest to felony battery, and during a progress report on Thursday he got glowing remarks from his probation officer. The singer's progress report states: "Chris Brown has made great strides as it pertains to his probation supervision. He has maintained his appointments with his supervising officer, has remained truthful and cooperative and has not tested positive for any illicit substances." The reason for not doing red carpet interviews before the ceremony is simple, Brown doesn't want to answer any questions about what happened three years ago.

I can see why he wouldn't want to discuss it. Reporters are even more annoying than girls who have the nerve to ask who you're texting. Except reporters can take their own pictures and probably won't hold up rehearsals to blow you in their dressing room later on.

Kris Humphries is taking a page out of Russell Brand's book and not asking for cash. Radar Online reports:

Kris Humphries wants to make it abundantly clear to his soon-to-be ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, that he doesn't want any money from her, but wants the divorce granted on his terms, including admitting that the reality star married him under false pretenses, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. Even though the couple does have an iron clad pre-nup, Kim’s camp is open to some financial negotiation to end the marriage amicably, however Kris' lawyer has conveyed to Kim’s attorneys that he isn't seeking a cash settlement. "There have been informal settlement talks going on between Kim and Kris' respective lawyers. Team Humphries has made it crystal clear though that Kris isn't seeking any money from Kim. Kris doesn't want one penny from her. His lawyers have said the only terms acceptable for a settlement would be if Kim agrees to Kris’ contention that the marriage was a fraud. There is a stand-off at this point because Kim will never agree to that, she says the marriage wasn't a fraud. It just didn't work out," a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com.

Of course he wants her to admit their marriage was a fraud, because that may nullify the prenup and entitle him to an annulment -- which would void any confidentiality agreements they had, opening him up to media deals to rake in more cash. Are they absolutely sure they're not perfect for one another?

Lindsay Lohan showed up to the Am Far Gala in New York City looking like legendary sex symbol Farrah Fawcett. Problem being she looks like she was going for Farrah Fawcett circa 2009.

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Rihanna held up Grammy rehearsals to hang out with Chris Brown in her dressing room. For five hours. Rumor Fix reports:

Almost three years to the day after Chris Brown was accused of assaulting Rihanna, RumorFix has learned that the former couple spent five hours together in her dressing room on Monday. Sources tell RumorFix that the Barbadian beauty held up rehearsals for the Grammys on the Sony lot in Los Angeles, while she was behind doors with her ex. Chris and Rihanna have been spending a lot of time together lately — including a Superbowl Party at the Greystone Manor in West Hollywood — but Chris’ girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, has always been in tow. We are told that Karrueche was no where to be found on Monday, but Chris was with a male friend when he left Rihanna’s dressing room. And the pop stars will probably be spending even more time together, because both Chris and Rihanna will be performing at the Grammys — although not together.

Just so we're clear, Rihanna held up run-throughs for an awards show that, based on talent alone, she shouldn't be allowed to even clean the floors at. For five hours. To hang out with the guy who did this to her face. At least she's making better decisions now. This is only the second dumbest thing she's done recently.

Lady Gaga was bulimic when she was younger. The Huffington Post reports:

The room was silent for a moment, and with utter poise, Lady Gaga spoke to her directly: "I used to throw up all the time in high school. So I'm not that confident. And maybe it's easier for me to talk about it now because I don't do it anymore." "I wanted to be a skinny little ballerina but I was a voluptuous little Italian girl whose dad had meatballs on the table every night," Lady Gaga revealed. "I used to come home and say, 'Dad, why do you always give us this food? I need to be thin.' And he'd say, 'Eat your spaghetti.'" "Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you; they make you perfect," Lady Gaga said. "It's not real life. I'm gonna say this about girls: The dieting wars have got to stop. Everyone just knock it off. Because at the end of the day, it's affecting kids your age. And it's making girls sick."

According to her, Lady Gaga was bullied, bulimic, and frequently overhead her parents fucking. If she's trying to pander to as many audiences as possible, she should stop being such an underachiever and maybe try her hand at being suicidal, too.