Less than a day after Ellen Degeneres announced she was leaving American Idol after one season, she has been replaced by someone with even less musical talent.

We've just learned the backstory of how Ellen DeGeneres bowed out of American Idol and who will be the new judge taking her place. It's Jennifer Lopez, JENNIFER LOPEZ whose singing and acting career has been on the skids after her recent movie failed at the box office in the spring and she was dropped by her record company Sony Music Epic Records this past winter...As for Ellen Degeneres, we're told she wanted off the show two months ago and complained that Idol producers "couldn’t control Cowell", one insider tells us. Least of all Cecile Frot-Coutaz, the CEO of FremantleMedia North America. "Cecile is doing X Factor with Simon, so she's in his back pocket." DeGeneres and her reps went in to to see Fox Broadcasting's Entertainment Chairman Peter Rice and Alternative TV President Mike Darnell and asked to be let out of the year left on her contract. "She's not comfortable. She's not happy. It's not been fun," Fox was told. But Rice and Darnell responded that, with Cowell leaving, "We can't let you out now because it would be bad for our franchise. Give us a chance to figure out who we could get."

So, it will be Randy Jackson, Kara DioGuardi, Jennifer Lopez, and whoever replaces Simon, right? Wrong. Kara DioGuardi just got fired. TMZ reports:

Sources connected with the "American Idol" negotiations tell TMZ Kara DioGuardi has judged her last contestant on "American Idol" -- because she's been fired. We're told the show will be going back to a three-judge format and assuming all deals are finalized, the judge's panel will consist of Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler. We're told the only way Kara could get a reprieve is if the J-Lo deal falls apart -- but we're told that deal is done.

I just feel bad for Perez Hilton. Not really. He's been tweeting all night literally begging for the job and thinks he and Jessica Simpon would be a better option than Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler. Yeah, because that's what America wants to see. A guy with cockbreath and sequins offering singing advice while he waits for the fat blonde next to him to finish her Big Gulp and coloring a picture of a bacon cake with hearts around it. If I was Randy Jackson behind the desk with these two, I wouldn't last five minutes before I set myself on fire.

Hey, Todd here. I'm posting for Dave today because his booth at the Renaissance fair is apparently a big hit this year. Awesome!! Anyway, the pictures of the crying Indian kid have been on top for way too long, so in the meantime, here's a Hall of Fame member of the World Championship Series of Titties, Diora Baird, while I throw more coffee in my face and look for stuff to post. But don't expect to much. It's Sunday. Your sister makes me blueberry pancakes on Sunday. Yummy!!


You can check out her Playboy stuff here (NSFW). Be careful though, you might fall in love.

Patrick Swayze is a miracle [Dlisted]
Fergie is sporting some "Mom Shorts" [Hollywood Tuna]
Avril Lavigne thinks You Tube owes her money [Just Jared]
Ashton Kutcher doesn't really care [Hollywood Rag]
Rachel Bilson has groovy curves [Popoholic]
Nicole Kidman is already skinny again [Popsugar]
Audrina Patridge in her ugly dress (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Carrot Top's face is a freak show [City Rag]
Nicole Vaidisova has a cameltoe (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Let's Put a Smile on That Face Box Office Round-Up [Pajiba]
Ashley Dupre is still trying to be famous [Egotastic]
George Clooney wants his martini [ASL]
Halle Berry has a 'me day' [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Tilly at the Wasted Space Rock club opening this weekend:

Adriana Lima because she is hot [Hollywood Tuna]
Gisele Bundchen's butt line [Hollywood Rag]
Marisa Miller is white hot [Popoholic]
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are having a girl [Dlisted]
Aubrey O'Day looks like a tranny [Just Jared]
Kate Hudson stretches for the ball [Popsugar]
Jennifer Aniston's sad hard nipple (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Alyssa Milano's tattoos [City Rag]
Winnipeg Blue Bombers cheerleaders exposed (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Christina Milian is at the pool [Egotastic]
Hayden Panettiere does Candie's [ASL]
Steven Page of Barenaked Ladies gets arrested [Lainey Gossip]
E! True Hollywood Story: The Founding Fathers [College Humor]

Jodie Marsh and her tits at an OK Magazine party last night in London:

Hayden Panettiere is trying to be a singer [Dlisted]
Rumer Willis has Power of Paws [Just Jared]
Jennifer Ellison is topless in Nuts again [Hollywood Tuna]
Eminem is being sued [Hollywood Rag]
Leighton Meester gets cute and leggy [Popoholic]
Posh Spice gets Photoshopped for Allure [Popsugar]
Haylie Duff exclusive pics (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Celebrity trout pouts off the hook [City Rag]
Samantha Fox's cameltoe (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
More of Jessica Simpson's gaping mouth on a yacht [Egotastic]
Brian Austin Green is talking [ASL]
Jessica Alba on the cover of OK! with her spawn [Lainey Gossip]
Honey, I Shrunk the Dumbasses (Meet Dave) [Pajiba]

Rihanna looking scary as ever at the MTV Mobile Bang Concert yesterday in Milan:

Christian Bale does the Today Show [Just Jared]
Salma Hayek's baby makes a rare appearance [Dlisted]
Lisa Rinna and her nipples out and about [Hollywood Tuna]
Mary-Kate Olsen still dresses like a retard [Popsugar]
James Blunt's girlfriend in a bikini (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Tree Porn [City Rag]
Naomi Campbell is doing damage control [Hollywood Rag]
Izabel Goulart does Arena magazine [Popoholic]
Maria Sharapova cameltoe (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jessica Alba is still pregnant [Egotastic]
Brady Bunch drama [ASL]
Usher needs to retire his move [Lainey Gossip]

Brooke Hogan doing her tranny-thing yesterday in Miami:

Victoria's Secret model and legendary piece of ass, Adriana Lima, is engaged after her boyfriend, Minnesota Timberwolves guard, Marko Jaric, proposed Thursday. Fun fact: Adriana Lima has repeatedly said that she is a virgin and would remain one until her wedding night. People reports:

He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn't be more in love," says publicist James Weir. Lima, who turned 27 on Thursday, and Jaric, 29, who plays for the Minnesota Timberwolves, have been dating for about nine months. The normally stoic Serb sports star has admitted he fell hard for the Victoria's Secret beauty. "I was not the person to fall in love easily. I am a difficult person from that standpoint," he told PEOPLE in March. "Now, it's a little different situation."

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