The Game Says 50 Cent Is A Closet Homosexual


During a Twitter argument (don't you love those?) with the always petty and sanctimonious starfuckers at TMZ, The Game, defended his interview with VLADTV by prattling off names of people he knows that are gay. Yes, that list included 50 Cent.
Look @TMZ its simple: if your GAY be GAY!!! I don't have a problem with GAY people… I like Elton John's music a lot #StraightTweet (sic)

@TMZ but look around, shit I be surprised when I see someone who's not GAY. My girl hair stylist is GAY & he cool. @50cent GAY n we was cool.

Why does the word "GAY" always stir up so much MADNESS ? If ur GAY, kool. If youre NOT GAY, that's kool 2. Be WHATEVER u wanna be

Oh oh oh……one more thing: it ain't only GAY men living on the DL spreading HIV & STD'S … its some of you dirty dick straight [men] 2

I only bring this up because 50 Cent was reportedly dating Chelsea Handler earlier this year. And if you happen to click on the link to the Chelsea Handler post then stare at the banner picture, this whole gay thing will make a lot more sense to you.

Chelsea Handler Is Dating 50 Cent


Um, okay. Us Magazine reports:
The unexpected pair were photographed looking romantic at a New Orleans bar on Sunday. "It's been going on awhile," the source says of the comedienne and the rapper, both 35. "It's more of a hookup thing -- whenever they are in the same town." 50 Cent's rep had no comment. A rep for the Chelsea Lately host tells Us, "She saves all her comments for her own show."

This source probably isn't on Handler's or 50's Christmas card list, because they just basically said they aren't really dating, just that Chelsea gets ran through every time 50 is in town. So it's really gonna be hard to tell from now on if that thing in the middle of her head is a vein or 50's dick.

I'm Into Having Chemo, I Ain't In To Makin Love


De Niro did it with a four-month binge eating trip around Italy and France for Raging Bull, Christian Bale did it by only eating one apple and a can of tuna a day for The Machinist, now legendary actor 50 Cent has fucked with his weight for a new movie.

50 Cent lost a lot of weight for his upcoming movie "Things Fall Apart". In the movie 50 Cent plays a football player diagnosed with cancer. He dropped from 214 pounds to an astonishing 160 with a liquid diet and three-hour-a-day treadmill walks for nine weeks. "I was starving." Now he's back on tour and says, "I've been eating. I'll be back in shape in no time!"

Yeah, this is great and all, but why doesn't anybody give Cameron Diaz the credit she deserves as a great method actress? In Shrek she gained a bunch of weight and turned herself into an ogre. Where is her Academy Award? Is it a conspiracy against women actors? I'm ashamed that in this day and age women are still forced to the sidelines by gender inequality.