Here's the second batch of pics of Amanda Seyfried on the set of Lovelace, and it's the second time that Amanda Seyfried isn't giving some dude head. What's that about? Why is she leaning against a car? Why is she so pale? Did the doctor give her bad news about her thyroid?

I've been meanin' to tell you/you've got this Grave's disease that won't subside/I look at you and I fantasize/what's up with your eyes?

Since Lindsay Lohan is an irresponsible drug addict and career criminal, Amanda Seyfried is now starring in Lovelace, the biopic of 70's porn legend Linda Lovelace; best known for being forced into porn and prostitution by her husband and her X-Men like ability to take a horse dick balls deep in her mouth. Amanda Seyfried seems to enjoy getting naked in movies and every time you a picture of her, she's throwing her sexuality in your face like she's always horny. Whoa, slow it down, Amanda. A man likes to be approached cool and romantically. Did you just take for granted that I wanted to skinny dip? Take my hand, let's hit the floor. Shake your body to the music maybe then you'll score. C'mom, baby won't you show some class? Why you wanna move so fast?

A source I just made up says that Amanda Seyfried reads this site all the time, and was so pleased to see how well received her ass was last week that she decided to walk around in Canyon Park this weekend in these pants. Good for her. "Oh, and me," my penis just said.

Amanda Seyfried looks like she takes about 45,000mg of thyroid medicine a day because her eyes are basically glued on, but here she is bent over in Beverly Hills yesterday. Why? Who knows. I don't think that's really the point here. Jesus, man. Why do you always have to be huge fag all the time?



pic source = eyeprime

This looks like a touching scene between Amanda Seyfried and a dog at Pet Rescue & Adoption Center in Beverly Hills, that is until you realize she's creepy and has a taxidermy fetish and collects stuffed animals (seriously). The dog was probably hoping for a nice Korean family.

Sad news today, my friends. Two young, attractive, and rich white people broke up. Us Magazine reports:

After seven months together, Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe have pulled the plug on their relationship, a source tells Us Weekly. "It was mutual," the source says. "They were never fully committed." After meeting at Kate Hudson's Halloween party last October, the pair first called it quits in February. "They were always on and off," adds the source. "They were always seeing other people." Still, when reports surfaced in March that Phillippe, 36, was father of his ex-girlfriend Alexis Knapp's baby, due this month, Seyfried, 25, stuck by him.

Ryan Phillippe has two baby mamas, so I guess Amanda Seyfried could see things wouldn't work out long-term. She could probably visualize where her life would go with Ryan and she didn't like it. Sometimes it's hard to give up on love because it makes you view the world like you never have before. Music is sweeter. Sights are brighter. Life is just more worth living. But it's difficult being famous and in a committed relationship. The paparazzi lens craft erroneous tales of betrayal, jealously, and mistrust. I hope these two can find love again. That is my hope. That is my dream. For if two hearts can find love, that means we all can.

I don't know if Ryan Phillippe's semen contains some kind of gypsy curse, but Amanda Seyfried showed up to the European premiere of Red Riding Hood looking like she's aged about 40 years. I appreciate the big tits, but everything else just doesn't work for me. I mean, is she part cricket? What's up with her legs? And it's hard to look at anAHHHHHHHH!!!! Wow. Sorry. She caught me by surprise with her huuunnnggrrry eyes. She wants to show me what this movie's allll abooouuuuutt. Darlin' tonight.

Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried were in Paris this weekend, where Seyfried was consulting doctors for an experimental eye operation that isn't available in the United States. I'm making all this up of course, but it sounds right. I would say something else, but she can probably see me right now.