Today marks the 234th year of freedom for slave-owning, white aristocrats who didn't want to pay their taxes, so as you celebrate the successful occupation of the lower half of North America, please do so responsibly. In the spirit of the holiday, you wouldn't want to do anything illegal.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, our Facebook has been shut down due to violating terms of use. It all happened three days after we announced the IDLYITW T-Shirt Model Contest, so you can draw your own conclusions. Until we get another one up and running, your best bet is to follow us on Twitter, where you can see me talk to hot girls who never reply to me and ask Justin Bieber what it was like to fight Captain Hook. Twitter is a little harder to take down by 12-year old girls' moms and dudes who need to get back on their medication.

UPDATE: I've been getting inundated with requests from chicks to make IDLYITW boyshorts as well as t-shirts. So again, we'll need models. If you want your ass on the Internet, feel free to show us what you got and that ass on the Internet may be yours! (send all pics to editor@idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

I won't be back until Tuesday, so if you want to read celebrity gossip and look at tits, please wipe the barbecue sauce and sunscreen off your hands long enough to check out these sites:

The Superficial
Popoholic
TaxiDriver Movie
COED Magazine
Celebslam
Egotastic
Popeater
Heyman Hustle
Cityrag
Allie Is Wired
Cele|bitchy
Fatback Media

UPDATE II: This will be closed for submissions on Friday, July 9th.

UPDATE: My inbox looks like a breast augmentation photo gallery right now. If you sent me an email asking me why your pic isn't on FB, it's because you did not give me permission to do so. Yes, I know, but that thing with your sister was different.

Yeah so, IDLYITW is toying with the idea of designing t-shirts for the site. I assume no guy would wear them unless he wanted his ass kicked, but what do you ladies think? Before we start moving on this bitch, we need to know if anybody would actually want to buy them. I posted this on Facebook yesterday and the response was a resounding yes as long as I make V-necks, spaghetti straps, camisoles and other girly crap, but we thought we'd cover all our bases here. If we get rolling on this thing, we'll do prizes nd giveaways, so if you'd be interested, let us know in the comments. And anybody who sends in a pic with them wearing the shirt will be featured on the site if they want. If you aren't, go shit in your hand because you are a miserable human being and God hates you. I'm just kidding, I love you. I'm not really sure about God. Now seriously, let us know in the comments.

Note: I also asked if anyone would be willing to model them for a free-shirt, and again, the answer was a resounding and erection-inducing yes. The banner pic is of a reader named Jennifer who couldn't wait and wanted to start right away. If want to begin your journey to a free t-shirt and my free judgment of your boobs right away like Jennifer did, please email us at editor@idontlikeyouinthatway.com

Although I'm a wily savage and a godless heathen, I do celebrate Christmas. So hopefully my hangover won't last until Saturday because that's when I'll be posting again. Ooh, lucky you! I sincerely appreciate everybody who takes time out of their day to read my idiotic ramblings, and I hope to see all of you back in 2010. Be safe, hug your loved ones, and tell your girlfriend that I'll have my phone off for the next few days, so if she gets my voicemail, tell her not to panic. You now how she gets. You should probably handle that, dude. I'm not gonna lie, it's a little annoying.

In July 2005, the always fantastic Jenny gave birth to this baby, and next month IDLYITW will turn 4. While we're busy eating paste and pretending to read a book upside down so we can get accepted into pre-K, we'd like to ask all you guys who have been taking time out of your day to read us to choose what you think are IDLYITW's top 10 posts of all time. Your girlfriend told me about your fear of commitment, so if I were you, I'd probably take this a little more seriously. Honestly, you don't want me to end up fucking this, too.


All jokes(?) aside, please feel free to browse the archives and send us a list of what you think are the best. Seriously, we'd like to hear from you. You can send them to editor@idontlikeyouinthatway.com, leave them in the comment section, tweet us, or hit us on Facebook, and we'll post the results on Monday. Thanks for reading, we appreciate it guys.

In between marriage proposals, death threats, and topless pictures of your girlfriend, I get a lot of email saying I don't post about dudes enough. That's not going to change, but to stop your incessant whining, Michelle will be helping me update the site starting on Friday. Michelle has a pet bunny name George, a private cabana at Raging Waters, and she also happens to be pretty damn funny. So welcome her aboard, be nice, and enjoy. And if you don't, I'll finally come to your house and do that thing to your sister she keeps texting me about. Seriously, dude, what's up that?