Now that you've seen her tits, what's a Taylor Momsen concert without her sticking her ass in the air? Based on what I hear on the news, a lot of white girls go missing each year only to be found in a shallow grave with semen in their hollowed out eye sockets and a snapped off broom handle in their anus. I can't imagine that these pictures will slow that trend.

Taylor Momsen performed at the Heineken Festival in Italy this weekend where she put on a leather jacket and no bra then put tape on her nipples. Or she put tape on her nipples first. I'm not sure. Because when you're so edgy and original you play by your own rules. Or the rules in the attention whore's guide PDF you downloaded while practicing poses in front of a mirror and listening to your tutor walk you through your algebra homework.

Taylor Momsen was "peforming" at a concert recently when a fan took off her top and jumped on stage. And when two attention whores occupy the same space, pics like this happen. Everything on this stage is from Hot Topic or illegal, so I can't really comment further. But I can comment on nitrification. Did you know that it's the biological oxidation of ammonia with oxygen into nitrite followed by the oxidation of these nitrites into nitrates? It really plays an important role in the removal of nitrogen from municipal wastewater.

Taylor Momsen constantly whines and complains about being famous and looks like she went to Sephora and bought a Goth starter kit, mostly because she's 17 and has no idea how the world works, so she cries away her tears of angst at Hot Topic with her unlimited line of credit. But, just to be clear, it's kinda hard to take you seriously when try to sell me a flavored bread crumb-style coating for chicken and pork as alternative preparation to that of fried chicken and other fried foods that use cooking oil.

Despite her youth, fortune, and fame, glorified Gossip Girl extra Taylor Momsen has a reputation for being a miserable bitch. E! Online gets to the bottom of this:

"Everyone's like, 'Wow, why is she upset, and why is she so miserable about things?'" Taylor says in the November-December issue of Revolver, before going on to lament about how she wound up here.

"My parents signed me up with Ford [Modeling] at the age of 2. No 2-year-old wants to be working, but I had no choice," she points out. "My whole life, I was in and out of school. I didn't have friends. I was working constantly and I didn't have a real life."

So to reiterate, Taylor Momsen is pissed at her parents for providing her with the ability to get paid to show up places dressed to give Jack the Ripper wet dreams while "normal" girls her age struggle to get babysitting jobs. And here I thought she was upset about the scarcity of bamboo. Thanks for clearing that up.

She looks like an emo raccoon who found her mom's Feria most of the time, but I can never say anything bad about Taylor Momsen now ever since she completely annihilated Perez Hilton on Twitter (read it here). Perez couldn't be more overmatched if he was fighting a grizzly bear infected with gamma radiation.

Apparently sticking his dick in every vagina within 3 wood range wasn't enough for Tiger Woods, because according to a tell-all book being shopped around by Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, one of the chicks in Tiger's coven of mistresses, Tiger likes to have sex with men.

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Loredana has claimed she saw Tiger having sexual relationships with other men. That shocking twist is something no other mistress has claimed and there has been no proof. But Loredana recently attempted to sell her story for $1 million and graphically described group sex that included incidents of Tiger with other men, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. Loredana says she is planning to spill all about how she and Tiger "came about, his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods' sexuality." That hint about Tiger's sexuality is the key to Loredana's hopes for making a seven-figure deal, no matter how unlikely that seems. Loredana, a gorgeous blonde from Sicily, has told people she was one of Tiger's favorite mistresses. One of her representatives told RadarOnline.com: "She is in talks with a number of publishing companies regarding a tell-all book deal." Loredana has kept a low public profile since being named as a Tiger mistress and lately has been spotted at an upscale Florida country club on the golf course, taking golf lessons.

I'm really beginning to think that people are born homosexual, because there's no way a normal dude would look at another dude's ass and a perfectly good vagina then choose to take a pair of boxer's off with his teeth instead of a pair of panties. Well, except for that time David Beckham blew me. I had just got out of a bad relationship and I had a lot to drink, and he...well, he was being so nice and I...um, we started talking and then...oh, don't look at me like that! How dare you judge me??!!

Taylor Momsen is either Spiderwoman or she's begun to make her own viral videos. Maybe something with nudity next? [TheHollywoodGossip]

Naomi Watts seems to have survived her birthing and managed to fart out another child without murdering her good looks. [Lainey Gossip]

Nicole Kidman's camel-toe area is apparently the one part of her that isn't botoxed. [TaxiDriverMovie]

On average, teens send 14,528 texts per month. [I'mNotObsesed]

Kim Kardashian's nipple tries to use her distracting ass to hide the fact that it can see you. [CityRag]

Aubrey O'Day will be in Playboy, because otherwise you'll forget about her completely. [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

Today's busted-ass celebrity of the day is Sarah Jessica Parker hosting “Betrayed” at the Kennedy Center. [JustJared]