Last year's American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert released his debut album cover yesterday and I don't know how queer they wanted to make it, but this couldn't get any gayer if they used puffy stickers and a winking unicorn prancing in a leotard holding a sparkler in his mouth. It's hard to tell by Adam's face, but he might want to see if Denzel Washington will take his case.

Madam Lambert and Katy Perry in a see through dress at the premiere of This Is It:

American Idol runner-up, Adam Lambert, who many believe lost because he was gay, has never really came out and said he was gay. However, Lambert seems to think he's a role model for people looking to "be themselves." Um, okay. Sure. People reports:

"It's a really, really cool thing," the American Idol runner-up says, "to be able to show people that you can be yourself, and you should be proud of yourself, and you should own who you are and what you're about, and never make apologies for it." So to those who speculate about his sexuality, he has a message. "Calm down," he says, and "keep speculating."

Yep, I guess I'll just have to keep speculating. Mostly about what he used to bedazzle the back pockets of his capris or how many Judy Garland songs he has on his iPod. I may be wrong on this, but take a look at that banner picture. Something tells me that sucking a clit would be his waterboarding.

GAY UPDATE: It's official. Adam Lambert is gay.

23-year-old Kris Allen from Conway, Arkansas, became the eighth winner of American Idol last night after beating the heavily favored, (*M)Adam Lambert. The openly gay Lambert and Danny Gokey (placed 3rd) were considered mortal locks to be in the final two, but someone failed to consider the speed in which 13-year old girls dial. Fox News reports:

After the results of the voting on Tuesday’s final performance episode were announced (reportedly, nearly 100 million votes were cast, a show record), Kris was basically speechless. "Are you serious?" he asked host Ryan Seacrest. "Are you friggin’ serious?" Asked how it felt to win, he said, "It feels good, but Adam deserves this."

To be honest, I couldn't give a shit, but I guess this is a singing competition, so I can see how Kris Allen won. If this was a "play dress up and scream incoherently" competition, I would have probably given the trophy to Lambert. But I think we can all agree that the real loser here is Perez Hilton. Or maybe it's his gardener's little boy. I can't shake the feeling that Perez put on a dress and an executioner's mask and choked him out after the results were announced.

(*M) Thanks, Jenny! :)

Here's the hot piece of ass Carrie Underwood at the finale last night to ungay this post up:

There's been a lot of rumors lately that American Idol finalist and presumed favorite, Adam Lambert, might be gay. I don't know, man. I just don't see it.



PHOTO CREDIT: SPLASH

Although American Idol prides itself being able to pluck a singer out of obscurity and make them a star through weekly competition, it turns out this year's winners may have already been secretly chosen by the show's producers. Oh, my! How scandalous! New York Daily News reports:

The female "AI" worker told a “group of people that the last four are going to be Danny Gokey, Lil Rounds, Adam Lambert and Alexis Grace," said our insider. Asked if this was opinion or actual fact, the staffer vehemently retorted, "Those ARE the people," saying it wasn’t mere speculation. If it was just her prediction, she’d be spot-on with this week’s TV Guide, which also chose those exact four wanna-be crooners as its picks for stardom. But the lass took it a step further, claiming that higher-ups at the hit Fox show were taking an issue with two of the top contenders. “Adam Lambert and Lil Rounds are better singers and musicians than Gokey and Grace, but they’re too much like past winners and 'A' successes," the woman said. "Adam’s too close in style and sound to Chris Daughtry, while Lil Rounds is a dead ringer for Fantasia. Even their background stories are similar! "The producers really want it to be Danny or Alexis. They think they’re very commercially viable, have a good image and a great story."

I don't know, I'm kinda not buying this. If they're so worried about image, why did Kelly Clarkson win? Her image should be on breakfast sausages not album covers.

Note: The banner video is emo queer Adam Lambert's complete butchering of the Johnny Cash classic, Ring of Fire last night. Instead of doing this, Lambert should have dug up Johnny Cash, propped him up on stage and shot him with paintballs. It would have basically been the same thing.

Carrie Underwood and her hot ass at Disney World:


Photo credit: Splash

Thanks to the awesome Vote For The Worst, everybody has been saying that American Idol finalist, Adam Lambert, is gay. I don't see why, because when he came on stage on with eyeliner and daddy didn't hug me hair and sang Broadway tunes, I was under the impression he was a UFC fighter or a Navy Seal, but gay? No way, man. No way. I'm just not buying it.