Adriana Lima is in St. Barts shooting for Victoria's Secret, and it might be hard to tell, but in 2009 she had a kid. She hasn't had once since. Is her husband gay? It seems like she should have a lot more than that.

Adriana Lima was designed in a lab specifically to show the world what you're supposed to look like in lingerie, so here she is backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show shooting a promo and causing the gay guy taking these pictures to reevaluate his life. My grandma says I should reach out to her and ask her for an interview or maybe a late lunch at Cracker Barrel, but I don't know if I have the confidence. I'm shy around women and my orthopedic shoe has to stay on for at least another six weeks. I guess I just don't have the confidence right now. "When you chirp shawty chirp back, Louis knapsack where you holdin' all tha work at. What she know about that?", my grandma then asked.

I guess I could have kicked off the morning writing about how Joe Paterno sold his house to his wife for $1 four months before the Sandusky scandal broke to transfer and protect his assets to avoid personal liability in case he were to face thousands of civil lawsuits, because, you know, that's what you do when you're directly involved in a massive coverup that blows up in your face because Sandusky couldn't stop himself from getting his rape on. But to be perfectly honest, I don't find old men raping little boys all that sexy. Moving on.

I could talk about Penn State and the disproportionate number of cars flipped for the elementary school kids who got raped in their bathroom, but the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last night. Everyone wins!

It's Sunday, which means I have a game to watch. The Victoria's Secret winter 2011 collection is out, which means I also have more Adriana Lima photos for you. We're all winners here! Except probably the Jets and my liver, but whatever. I can always get a new one.

All anyone is talking about is occupying Wall Street and Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's impending divorce. Not many people involved with either are attractive, so here's Adriana Lima in a Victoria's Secret shoot designed to make me regret the apple pie I had with my Jameson last night. Whatever. It was ala mode with Bailey's chocolate syrup, so it was totally worth it.

To compensate for the shit storm of comments Todd gets to deal with this week, here's Adriana Lima, who had a slightly premature baby named Valentina last year. Happy Sunday!

Being physical perfection must be hard, but tell me Adriana? Have you three-starred all the new levels on Angry Birds Rio? Oh, you haven't? Well, then. Looks like somebody isn't as special as they think they are.