As usual, I'm late to this story, but Adrianne Curry has promised to get naked if she get 300,000 followers on Twitter. She's apparently very committed to this and we should go shake her father's hand for sneaking in her room at night when she was a child or whatever he did her.

Looks like when I hit300k a self taken photo of me is what is being requested. ould've thought you'd like it pro,but it's the peoples choice

I figured I want2make my 300k twitpic quite epic. Getting a photoshoot together2get newer photos as opposed to posting a few month old 1

I jumped 14k followers in 2days because of offering2post an artistic beautiful topless modeling shot.The people have spoken.They like boobs

The only thing she hasn't shown on Twitter yet is her nipples or vagina, so I'm wondering what the hell she'll do to get a million followers? To be honest, promising an x-ray of her cervix might not get people as excited.

Adrianne Curry, best known as the first winner of the reality television series America's Next Top Model and being able to take pictures of her boobs at any angle and in any situation then posting them on Twitter, is now now posting pics of her ass now. Oh good. She says:

Behold! Thanksgiving put meat in more places than just my mouth...hahahaha. my ass seems2have grown

If you're a psychology major and read her Twitter feed, you could write your thesis on it, because it's obvious that all this chick wants is attention in any form she can get hoping that one day she'll be loved. But it's hard to take her seriously when she posts pics like this. Just like the time I posted my 10th place trophy I won in the Miniature Golf Championships last year. So what if I had to make it myself with a golf ball and some stuff I got at Michaels? That's really beside the point. Oh, please. Who are you, Tiger Woods all of a sudden? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MY LIFE!!

Yes, I know what you're thinking. The paper towels should go OVER not under. I'll never understand some people.

You won't believe this, but Adrianne Curry was using Twitter, then took a picture of herself, then put it on Twitter. I know! My mind is blown! But I hope everybody understands why she posted this picture. And I agree with her. That area rug would make a nice addition to any home and looks great on hardwoods.

Besides winning a reality show and marrying Peter Brady, I have no idea what Adrianne Curry does. I know she dresses up like Princess Leia a lot and likes to play video games, but other than that, no clue. I honestly feel like she's wasting her life. I mean, she has huge boobs. She could be an astronaut or a scientist if she really wanted to be.

Adrianne Curry posted some pics to Twitter this weekend, and I hate to spoil the surprise, she's topless. I think the only thing we haven't seen on her Twitter yet is an X-ray of her cervix.

Still an emotional wreck and distraught since her break up with Christopher Knight, Adrianne Curry got on Twitter and posted pics showing her vulnerable side and her ability to be stron...wait, I meant she showed her tits and ass. Oh my God, I know! I almost couldn't believe it either! I can't wait to see what she posts next! Who knows what it'll be!

When you want people to know that you're just a nerdy girl who shouldn't be judged by her looks, the best thing to do is to go on Twitter and post a pic of yourself wearing a Star Wars belt buckle. Honestly, I have no idea why people call Adrianne Curry a desperate attention whore. She just wants to watch Star Wars and be left alone.