Apparently a MetroCard is grounds for a medal of honor. Page Six reports:

Karolina Kurkova is one of the few Victoria's Secret Angels brave enough to take the subway. The leggy blonde from the Czech Republic takes the A/C/E line around town. But fellow Angel Alessandra Ambrosio tells the latest issue of Page Six Magazine, out Dec. 2, "The subway? No, never. I haven't ridden the subway for years."

Lily Aldridge also says, "I don't take the subway much anymore," and Chanel Iman says she prefers above-ground transportation. The ladies recently walked the catwalk in the Victoria's Secret fashion show, which airs on CBS Tuesday.

I guess being a supermodel with a bellybutton makes you all uppity and too good for the L-train.

To cleanse your corneas from that last post, here are some pictures from the Victoria's Secret runway show:

I don't know if it's possible for someone to be born specifically to wear a bikini, but somebody should ask God about that. Also ask him about the Dallas Cowboys. If they're his team, he might want to look into basketball.

Alessandra Ambrosio is the closest thing to physical perfection you will see on this site our Earth, so of course I'm posting her new VS photoshoot in St. Barts. I hope that doesn't bother you. If it does, you can go back to brushing your pony's hair and bedazzling his handmade leg warmers, you big fag.

I have no idea what the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala is, but I just checked, and it appears that there hasn't been this much hot ass in one place since Chernobyl.

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, and Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated the 15th anniversary of the Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Catalog yesterday, and it doesn't even matter that they weigh 125 pounds combined. My penis weighs 4 pounds so this works out pretty well for me. All I have to worry about with them is Red Bull and Starbucks. If Christina Hendricks saw my penis there's a good chance she'd pull out a pack of buns and some spicy mustard. Out of her purse of course. Because that's where she keeps them, you see.

Due to decency laws and fear of exploding the Internet, Alessandra Ambrosio and her insanely hot ass can't walk around naked, so she just wears a bikini a lot. Like this one. Not to brag or anything, but you see the orange ball in pic #2? Yeah, I've hit that five times already. No more unforeseen dry cleaning bills! No more burning eyes! Ladies, call today for your free precision and accuracy demonstration and consultation!!

I guess being one of the most beautiful women in the world means that you have to suffer the indignity of not being able to rollerblade in Miami in a bikini without somebody taking your picture. It must be hard on beautiful celebrities. Why just yesterday, I was digging through Blake Lively's trash so I could jack off on her empty yogurt cups and I felt really bad for her.

Legendary piece of ass Alessandra Ambrosio was in Miami this weekend and she decided to post some pics of her trip. Christ, this chick is perfect. I'm pretty sure if I licked on her I'd gain the power of flight.