Kelly Brook is charitable [The Superficial]
Irina Shayk is in a bikini again [Popoholic]
Katy Perry should have been a stripper [Hollywood Tuna]
Adrianne Curry continues to win at twitter (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Madonna thinks you want to look at her ass [Celebuzz]
Jennifer Lawrence manages to be see-through and not sexy (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Megan Fox is getting sued [Celebitchy]
Paz de la Huerta posed nude for creepy Terry Richardson [The Nip Slip]
Danica Patrick is 30 [COED Magazine]
Watching Breaking Bad does not make you hardcore [College Humor]
This Miss Canada finalist is hot, has a secret [Dlisted]
Hot girls in the middle of nowhere [The Chive]
Alessandra Ambrosio manages to look amazing while pregnant [Moe Jackson]
Josh Hartnett and Amanda Seyfried are dating, boring [Celebslam]
Kim Kardashian is pressing charges [The Blemish]
Justin Bieber is still a singer [Evil Beet Gossip]
Battleship might not be as bad as John Carter [Lainey Gossip]
Rita Rusic is still hot at 51 [Egotastic]
This sleeping puppy is adorable [City Rag]
Rihanna and Chris Brown might "reunite" onstage in Australia [PopCrush]
Lindsay Lohan's lawyer is a plagiarizer [Film Drunk]
Lana Del Rey and Marilyn Manson might be dating [Popbytes]
Joe Namath hates Tim Tebow [Heyman Hustle]
January Jones is disgusting [Allie is Wired]
Jon Hamm won't give you a baby [Amy Grindhouse]

Amber Heard at Metropolitan Opera's premiere of 'Jules Massenet's Manon' at the Metropolitan Opera House in New York City:



Pic source = WENN

I don't think she minds, though. The ones she had already look like they're doing a fine job.

Amber Heard, actress and world's hottest lesbian, has a message for Will Smith Jake Gyllenhaal Bradley Cooper every closeted gay person in the industry. New York Post reports:

Amber Heard is bashing Hollywood stars who are not open about their sexuality. In Women’s Health magazine, “Rum Diary” star Heard, who stepped out with girlfriend Tasya van Ree at a recent GLAAD event, says, “You can’t respect yourself if you’re afraid to be who you are. It requires bravery to do something no one else around you is doing. But the risk was outweighed by the possibility of playing into this horribly detrimental lie that some in Hollywood perpetuate.”

Unlike Perez Hilton, she has the decency and respect not to name names, but NAME NAMES, BITCH. What are you in, the Freemasons? Trust me, by the time Joe Jonas reads this and flat irons his hair, I could have you in a secure place. Where we can talk. Maybe open a bottle of wine. And you know, just talk. I mean, if you want to dry hump that's totally up to you. I'm not saying I'd be against it oh god can I get you pregnant?

I'm not here to tell anyone how to do their job, but if the gays truly want equality like they claim, they should stop with the whole Perez Hilton and Chaz Bono thing. They should also stop having parades where dudes in bedazzled hot pants and cop hats blow each other. Nobody wants to see that. Instead, just right click on these pictures of Amber Heard and her girlfriend making out, select "Save As", print twenty billion off, then rent a plane and drop them from the sky all over America. But do it like an hour before some gay bill has to be voted on or something. Because if you want it to pass, you want to make sure that while you're at the polls, everybody else is masturbating.

Note: Gays, I would like my consulting fee in small, unmarked bills. And stop charging me $40 for a haircut. Who am I, Rapunzel? It takes like five minutes.

Johnny Depp is the real star of this movie, but he sometimes looks homeless (yet somehow still hot) on red carpets. Amber Heard may be infrequently employed, but she looks like she showers often. Probably with her girlfriend. I'll leave you with that image. Enjoy your day and know that blue balls is a treatable condition.

If gays truly want equal rights, they should 1.) learn to fight and stop getting beat up all the time you pussies and 2.) start focusing our attention more on Amber Heard shopping only in a robe for lingerie in Soho yesterday. Lingerie to wear for her girlfriend. I don't want to get too graphic, but if I was in this store, I'm pretty sure I'd cum the entire contents of my body.

I don't care about animal rights, gay rights, people in Egypt, or people in Haiti. Mostly because I'm not an animal, gay, Egyptian, or Haitian. I only involve myself with things that concern me. And Amber Heard being a lesbian concerns me very much. She had the decency not to show up and ruin the premiere of Nicolas Cage's new hairpiece vehicle, Drive Angry, with some other lesbian. Hopefully she's starting to understand that a vagina was made for two things: 1.) A penis to go in, and 2.) a baby to come out. Preferably a thick brown penis and an off-white baby. I know this may sound like I hate lesbians or am homophobic in some way, but I can't help it. I was born this way. Haha, sorry. That gets to work for me, too! Na-na-na-na-na!

I had to read Jess' post three time to finally realize that Amber Heard that just came out as a lesbian (this is her girlfriend, btw) This is a lesbian (NSFW). I really don't know what else to say except God is dead to me.