Since she should doesn't care if she lives or dies, Amy Winehouse should be really uninterested to hear that she might have brain damage as a result of her two overdoses. And she'll be really, really uninterested to hear that doctors believe one more overdose will kill her. The Sun reports:

Shock details of Amy Winehouse's drug use emerged last night - she binged on crystal meth and may have brain damage after a 36-HOUR pot marathon. The singer, 24, suffered two major overdoses, with such bad convulsions that they were "like a scene from The Exorcist". And her body is so frail from drug use that doctors were scared she would break bones during a fit. A close pal of Amy's laid bare the truth - warning medics said one more overdose will probably kill her. The friend revealed: Amy's first overdose in August last year was from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth. She was advised to see a psychiatrist after displaying "multiple personality traits" that made her a suicide risk. Her second overdose was in July - when she inhaled an "inhuman" amount of hash that left her vomiting uncontrollably and hallucinating. At the time devoted dad Mitch, 54, said it was a "bad reaction to her medication". Medics are worried Amy's brain was damaged by the cannabis overdose - she displayed symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia. The pal yesterday said: "The future is bleak, bleak, bleak. Mitch does everything he can to protect his daughter - but his 'explanation' for Amy's hospital dash in July was just simply untrue. She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a shitlload of pot to suffer that severe a reaction. It's thought she had been smoking it for 36 hours." Amy's fits were as bad as the convulsions she had during her overdose in August last year. No one has mentioned her meth use before - but that stuff is truly nasty."

God, why is she dragging this out? Can't we just create a game show where she's dropped in the woods and people get to track and hunt her for cash and prizes? That sounds like it would be fun. I mean, you have to admit, that'd be a lot more exciting than waiting on a seizure.


Bonus: Sadie Frost leaving Amy Winehouse's after a night of partying, August 19:


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New video has surfaced of Amy Winehouse, yet again, attacking a random person while being completely unprovoked. This time, Amy slaps a middle-aged woman in the face as the woman tries to speak to her on the street. The Sun reports:

The troubled singer was out and about in Camden when a passer-by grabbed her, seemingly concerned for her health. But Amy lashed out at the middle-aged woman - giving her a hard slap and screaming: "Let f***ing go of me, d***head." As she walked away, Amy carried on shouting at her victim, calling her a "f***ing bitch."

What the hell is going in England? Everybody's cool with a skinny junkie in flats going around slapping people? Amy Winehouse should come to America and try terrorizing the public here. I put the over/under at 1 person, before you'll be able to buy her scalp on eBay.

Amy Winehouse getting kicked out of the Camden Lock pub last night after allegedly getting in a fight with someone inside:


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I know this is going to shock you, but Amy Winehouse wasn't admitted to the hospital because she had an adverse reaction to "medication" as her publicist claimed. I don't want to spoil the surprise, but screw it, it was drugs! I know, that would have been the last thing I would've guessed, too! The Sun UK reports:

Amy Winehouse's furious father is convinced a "pal" sparked her string of terrifying fits by spiking her drink with the killer drug ecstasy. He called police on Monday to register his suspicions and has warned Amy he will find the "friend" responsible...And last night he vowed to find out who was responsible for landing the troubled singer back in hospital once again. A source said after Rehab star Amy was discharged yesterday: "Mitch is furious. He's certain someone put E in Amy's drink - and he's determined to get to the bottom of it. He is convinced that one of her hangers-on was responsible and he's waiting for a toxicology report to show what caused her to fit. If his suspicions are proved right, he wants someone to be punished. He is seriously unhappy about Amy's flat being a stop-over for randoms and wants an end to it."

Whatever, Mitch. Your daughter has been on a downward spiral of drugs and more drugs for over a year and you've done nothing but let her continue to refuse treatment and responsibility for her life. Not that I care if she lives or dies, but sometimes celebrity gossip gets a little boring, so if you stretch this out for a little while longer, we'd appreciate it.

Amy earlier this month:

Amy Winehouse was discharged from the hospital yesterday 12 hours after she was rushed to the emergency room for what her publicist described as an adverse reaction to "medication," Yeah, sure, okay. *winks and makes a circle with thumb and index finger* People reports:

Winehouse, 24, was taken by ambulance from her home in north London to the University College Hospital on Monday night after suffering what was believed to be a seizure...The setback was part of her struggle to get clean, the rep insists..."She was taking a new [medication] as part of her anti-drug treatment program," says Goodman. "And it was an adverse reaction to that new drug. You have to try different things but unfortunately this was not the right one."

I'm not a pharmacist, but I'm pretty sure mixing anti-drug medication with actual drugs might not give you the best results. In fact, God might give you a seizure in hopes that you'll die. Instead of a prescription, they should just give this dumb bitch a medicine bottle filled with vampire scorpions that will attack her when she opens it. Or next time they could just let her keep having her seizure. Put on some music and it's like she's dancing! Go Amy, go Amy, go!

Amy Winehouse during her "not inches from death" period:

If I was Amy Winehouse's security guard, I'd probably think about exciting opportunities in online degrees about now. Mainly because I can't shake the feeling that getting your picture taken getting stiff armed by a heroin addict on the verge of death may not be the best thing on your security guard resume.


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I could say something funny here, but nothing is going to prepare you for the unadulterated hell you are about to see growing out of Amy Winehouse's pants. It's hard to tell if those are pubes or if Amy Winehouse planted something between her legs. Unless she's about to turn into a werewolf, this is probably the grossest thing I have ever seen.


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Long story short, Amy Winehouse's dad stopped by her house last night, then Amy jumped into a friend's car and they drove off. Fifteen minutes later she jumped out of the moving car, and started screamed at the driver. Then she went to a pub and ger dad found her and dragged her crackhead ass out and locked her inside her house. Good times. Telegraph reports:

According to eye witnesses, she was eventually dragged out by her exasperated father, Mitch, and taken home, where a burly minder was stationed by the front door - there to bar entry to unwanted visitors, but also seemingly to keep Winehouse out of harm's way. One onlooker said: "Amy could be heard pleading to be allowed out for some fresh air, only to be told to stick her head out of the back window. Anyone who rang her doorbell had to be given approval by the man on the door. He left after a few hours, only for another big guy to take his place." It is not known whether the girls were friends of Winehouse, but she has a history of hijacking strangers' cars."

Would it be too soon to put a shock collar on this basket case? Or chain her to an engine block in the backyard? Do we have to wait until she shoots up tree sap or smokes a dead cat first, or how is this gonna work? I wish somebody would feel me in, because I can't seem to shake the feeling that I'm not the first person to suggest this.



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Amy Winehouse performed at Glastonbury this weekend and she was so glad to be out of the hospital she punched woman in the audience. Haaretz:

While wrapping up her hour-long set with the hit "Rehab," Winehouse climbed off the Pyramid stage, got closer to the crowd and mingled with some fans. At one point, the singer appears to elbow, and then punch, an unidentified concertgoer, after which which security personnel who were following the singer ushered Winehouse away. The troubled singer's representative told Sky News that a woman had grabbed her hair and Winehouse was trying to push her away."

I don't even know why those security guards had to pull Amy away because I think that fan got the message. You know, because nothing is more scary than an 80-pound woman with rotting skin and spots on her lungs. Well, maybe nothing except that time at the Double Dutch State finals where we faced the three-time champions, The Hot Chili Steppers. In the end, they just weren't ready for my donkey kick.

Note: The elbow/punch happens at the 4:30 mark, but if you like the soothing, soulful sounds of a dog after it got hit by a car, feel free to watch the whole thing.

Amy at Glastonbury:


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