The face of KSwiss' Spring/Summer 2009 campaign is sexy tennis star Anna Kournikova, who - at this point - might as well have a "only one shot with tennis balls" clause in her contract, because the balls jokes are getting to hairy easy.

Anna released the typical press statement: “I’m looking forward to working with K-Swiss, and am proud to be involved with a classic tennis brand, known for its performance, elegance and style.”

But didn't stop to ask if "elegance" only went as far as you can make tennis props sexy.

I know I spent most the tennis section of my high school gym class using the school-owned rackets as a substitute for my junk and I humped the net.

If anyone asks, that's why I got charged with sexual harassment in high school, not because of that rumor about me and Coach Bravo's daughter. I swear I didn't touch her, sir.

During his cover shoot in Los Angeles on Monday for People en Espanol, Enrique Iglesias witnessed a Maserati being rammed by the LAPD as it tried to push the sports car off the road. Helicopters and firetrucks were also on scene. Although the ensuing foot chase happened right in front of him, Iglesias decided not to lend a hand because of the obvious reason:

Iglesias, who has a reputation as a prankster, seemed to think he might be getting "Punk'd," and played it cool. Both the police car and the Maserati had to be towed," says the pal. "The hotel told them later there were two convicts in the car."

Yeah, that's the reason. The LAPD were punking you. You. The big star, Enrique Iglesias. The international superstar who hasn't had a hit in three years. Punking you with a car chase and helicopters. Yeah, that makes sense. What makes even more sense is that "played it cool" is publicist speak "screaming like a girl and hiding behind his assistant." Hey Enrique, you remember the smell of that puddle you were standing in? That's the smell of fear.

Wait, hold on...yes. Yes, these pictures still piss me off:


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