According to the team of doctors at The National Enquirer and Star Magazine, Anna Nicole Smith died from an overdose of the sleeping medication, chloral hydrate. However, they claim that if she hadn't overdosed, she would have died anyway from a raging blood infection she received in the Bahamas, from injecting an unknown substance in her left buttock with an unsterilized needle three days before her death.

...By the time she got to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino her fever was 105...As the needle-caused infection took over her body, she began vomiting, had severe diarrhea and could not urinate. On February 6, a Tuesday, Anna spent the whole day in bed. She could not keep fluids down. She was becoming severely dehydrated. On Wednesday, February 7, Anna seemed somewhat better, but she wasn't, the source said. "She was still vomiting and suffering diarrhea," said the source. "Again, she spent the whole day in bed, as the abscess continued to grow. She was in such pain, she just wanted to sleep." And that's when the final fatal mistake was made. Sometime overnight on February 7, Anna ingested the sleeping medication chloral hydrate. The drug is extremely potent. The dose was too much — and in fact it was a toxic level, the ENQUIRER and Star have learned exclusively. On Thursday, February 8, Anna never woke up...Anna Nicole also had scarring from numerous injections she got in the buttocks."

I know, what a shock. I was skeptical at first, because to reiterate, this is The National Enquirer and Star Magazine, and sometimes they have an issue with the truth, but this sounds too scientificy not to be real. And seriously, it's Anna Nicole Smith, what else could it possibly be? The official press conference will be held in a few days by Broward County Chief Medical Examiner Joshua Preper, so I guess we'll find out then. But unless he's just discovered that people can die from being laughed at or being retarded, I'm gonna go ahead and check the box marked "drugs."

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Despite reports that she is not, Vietnam's top adopting official says Angelina Jolie has filed papers to adopt a child from the Tam Binh orphanage. When asked for comment Angelina's neighbor said, "Another fuckin foreigner?! My property has already depreciated because I live next door to Mowgli and Little African Annie, now I gotta deal with...hey look, Angelina's tits...okay, what were we talking about?"

Anna Nicole Smith's body was escorted by police to the Miami International Airport where it was transported to the Bahamas for burial. They even used the ice from Anna's feet for Margaritas. Gotta keep the party going, baby!

You can watch live streaming video of the funeral here.

Inside Anna's funeral - TMZ
Rosie O'Donnell left co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck in tears after Rosie attacked her on Wednesday's show for supporting government's access to citizens' phone conversations. This was reportedly the last straw for Hasselbeck and she is now looking for a permanent spot on E!. Meanwhile, Rosie is looking for brownies and whipped cream to put on her Hardee's Thickburger.

AP's Paris Hilton ban ends after one week. The results? "None of the thousands of media outlets that depend on AP called in asking for a Paris Hilton story. No one felt a newsworthy event had been ignored." Newsworthy? I have two words for you: public and beheading. Discuss.

Brad Pitt and Shiloh yesterday in New Orleans:


Update: Here's the O'Donnell/Hasselbeck clip. There's really no reason for Elisabeth to cry over Rosie's ranting, but somebody should remind Rosie that SCREAMING LOUDER THAN EVERYONE doesn't mean you're right or you win. It just means you're obnoxious (and fat). Maybe Elisabeth's ears hurt, and that's why she cried. - Thanks to Best Week Ever

Fox News' Greta Van Susteren showed this video last night of an obviously high Anna Nicole Smith with her face painted like a clown and pushing a baby doll around in a stroller. Howard K. Stern is so loving and concerned in the video, he's filming the whole thing and asks Smith if she's having a "mushroom trip." Anna was eight months pregnant at the time. Two months later, Dannielynn wished her mother would have just thrown her in a dumpster, because anything would have to be better than the thought of being raised by these two.

Update: I know it's in poor taste, but I couldn't resist adding this. - Jenny

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TMZ has obtained a copy of Anna Nicole Smith's will that has been presented to the court. The document, dated July 30, 2001, named Howard K. Stern as the executor of her estate. Drafted prior to the birth of her daughter Dannielynn Hope, the will specifies that Smith's entire estate (estimated to be just under $500 million) be put in trust for her son Daniel. Daniel Smith died last September.

I'm not a detective, but if Law & Order and Matlock have taught me anything, it's that Howard K. Stern totally did it. If not, then I need to look at his bracket for this year's NCAA tournament, because he's been on a lucky streak since September. If he was in a cartoon, he'd walking down the street completely unaware that he's dodging anvils and walking over uncovered manholes.

Click to see her entire will here.

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I thought it would be a little too unromantic to post about Anna Nicole yesterday, so I saved her for today.


TMZ has documents which prove that Anna Nicole Smith purchased Methadone, Demerol (morphine-like drug), Dalmane (sleeping pills) and injectable vials of vitamin B12 when she was 8 months pregnant with Dannielynn. This doesn't prove Anna actually took the drugs though, guys. I mean, c'mon, what if she just thought the bottles were pretty and used them as knick knacks? Or maybe she put little clothes and wigs on them and played with them in a little pharmacy doll house and made Mr. Methadone impregnate Mrs. Demerol to make baby B12. You don't know. Jeez.


Dannielynn's nanny swore under oath that Anna Nicole forced her to underfeed Dannielynn because Anna Nicole wanted to keep Dannielynn "sexy."

According to the sworn affidavit written in the Bahamas on December 4, 2006, Quethlie Alexis claims she received repeated threats from Smith, aka Vickie Marshall, to "underfeed" Dannielynn because, "Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was 'sexy.' Ms. Marshall knew that the correct amount of baby food was 3 ounces every 3 hours ... Ms. Marshall insisted that the maximum I was to give was 2.5 ounces." Alexis claims that Smith enforced the order by "making sure the baby monitor was kept on all the time." Alexis adds Dannielynn "is badly underweight and not thriving, as a baby should."

3 ounces, 2.5 ounces, whatever. Is there really a limit on sexy? It's not like there were flies on Dannielynn's eyeballs yet. That's my sexy limit. It stops being sexy at flies on eyes. Okay, maybe that's too soon. It stops being sexy at fly larvae on eyes.


Yet another potential baby daddy has stepped forward to claim he's Dannielynn's father. Mark "Hollywood" Hatten, who was convicted of making terrorist threats against Anna Nicole Smith, sent TMZ a letter from prison.

Mark "Hollywood" Hatten claims he "willfully gave a sperm sample to then girlfriend Anna Nicole Smith, which she gave to a doctor for future use." He then writes, "I allege that I could be the father of Dannielynn by means of artificial insemanation (sic)." In his letter to Levin, Hatten says after he gave Anna a sperm sample, she said, "Congratulations Mr. Hollywood, you just made a deposite (sic) in the Anna Nicole sperm bank." Hatten adds, "I am formerly (sic) requesting to compare my DNA to both Anna Nicole and the infant child Dannielynn." Interestingly, in next week's "Steppin Out" magazine, there's a story that Smith told the reporter, that Anna told him in 2004 that "artificial insemination was a consideration."

All I can do is picture the myriad sperm deposited into Anna Nicole's vagina at the time of Dannielynn's conception. It must have been like Gettysburg in there complete with bayonets, swords and musket and cannon fire. Each sperm fighting for an inheritance. Except it would be funnier than Gettysburg because once they mixed with Anna's fluids they'd be so high they'd misfire and blow up random vital internal organs. Hey, wait ... I think I found the cause of Anna's death! Yay, me!

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A Bahamian newspaper published these photos today which feature Anna Nicole Smith and the Bahamian immigration minister, Shane Gibson (whose mother is currently caring for Anna's 5 month old daughter, Dannielynn). This is the guy who signed and approved Anna's application for permanent residency in the Bahamas, and people are claiming their relationship was sexual. And who can blame the guy? Trading sex for a signature is a pretty good deal. There's really nothing you can give the guy he doesn't already have, except for more coconuts, whiter sand and sluttier Americans.

Source: TMZ


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This photo, courtesy of TMZ, is a picture taken of Anna Nicole's fridge in the Bahamas. TMZ describes the contents as follows:

The refrigerator, which was inside Anna Nicole's bedroom in the Bahamas, contained methadone (5 mg per 5 ml). The small refrigerator contained cans of Slim-Fast -- ironic, since Smith was TRIMSPA's spokesperson. Several bottles of TRIMSPA sat right next to the fridge. The fridge also contained Miracle 2000 (marketed as a nutritional supplement for "today's active lifestyle"), French's Worcestershire Sauce, yogurt and spray butter. It also appears there are vials of injectable medicines."

Clearly Anna Nicole was against ingesting anything which required chewing. And that's understandable because chewing is hard, and time consuming. Like my porn director always said, "Don't worry about it being small enough to swallow, just do it." Dad was a very wise man.

Source: TMZ


It must have been hard for Howard to squeeze out that one tear. He should have rubbed a couple onions in his eyeballs before the interview. Howie, we know you "want her to be with Daniel." Why else would you help her abuse the very drug which caused his death? You could be wearing a hat which says "$$$$ Anna's Dead $$$$" with plush hands and a pull string which makes them clap, and you'd still be less obvious.

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Here's the video of Anna Nicole Smith receiving CPR, but to be honest, you really can't see much. It's also in German, so I have no idea what the chick news anchor is talking about. She could be talking about Anna Nicole Smith or she could be telling Germany how I sucked my thumb and slept with a teddy bear until I was 17. Oh no, how did she know that!

Note: Splash News sold this video for $500,000 hours after Anna's death.

Update: As of 9:20am EST, the official autopsy of Anna Nicole Smith began

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Splash News has people waiting with bated breath to see the video of Anna's already dead body having CPR administered. We'll update as soon as it's live (the video, not the body) because you're into that stuff, sickos.

Update on the video: Splash News just updated with the following:

Due to a licensing agreement we cant show you the video till Tuesday morning due, not that anyone would want to see it of course. ;)"

And they seriously put that stupid winky emoticon at the end.

This is allegedly the last photo taken of Anna not long before she was found dead. (Click for the larger version.)


Here's an email Jayson sent us about the above picture: "I am almost positive that the picture with the tattoo is not a photo of her from very recent. I believe that this is a photo of her from the Samuel Peter-James Toney fight that took place at the Seminole Hard Rock on January 6. I was there that night and the Sun-Sentinel sign is a clear sign in the arena. I am also fairly certain they do not open the arena and make it accessible during the day when no event is taking place. Correct location, wrong day. She did look high as a kite that night though and was using assistance to walk around and try to meet people such as Don King." Thanks Jayson, baby (But if you could attach a picture of your penis next time, that would really help a lot. )

Update: We're getting a bunch of emails about the photo below which people are claiming is Anna Nicole collapsing at the Hard Rock. This is an old photo of her getting herself wet during wet t-shirt contest at a Myrtle Beach nightclub. She died in her hotel room, not clad in wristbands and floundering on a marble floor.


Note: She's also missing the tattoo on her back in the flounder photo. She had that done after her son's death.

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Druggedupdate: "(CBS) LOS ANGELES CBS 2 has learned that while searching Anna Nicole Smith's hotel room late Thursday afternoon investigators found two key pieces of evidence -- illegal narcotics and prescription medications. Now, a toxicology report will determine whether one of these drugs or a combination of both substances contributed to her death. An autopsy is scheduled for Friday morning in Fort Lauderdale, Fla." Via WCBS-TV

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