This week's cover of Entertainment Weekly tells me that Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway have sex scenes and chemistry in their new movie Love & Other Drugs. Man, I can't wait for the sexy secrets that are in store! Not really. This shit looks like the cover of a lesbian commitment ceremony invitation.
I have no idea what One Day is about, but apparently it's a story of Anne Hathaway's descent into lesbianism. Or her fight with Captain Hook. Or whatever it is that explains this stupid haircut.
Anne Hathaway spent Sunday pumping gas and trying to find her boyfriend's ass, and you can obviously tell they have hot sex. What with her giving him less sexy kisses than I get from my grandma and him standing completely motionless, there's no denying this sexual chemistry, baby. Anne Hathaway and her boyfriend are heating things up!
Don't get me wrong, Anne Hathaway is hot, but she's only hot when she has access to filtered lighting and discreet bronzer, so somebody should probably tell her that black leggings might not be her thing. Mostly because her skin looks like she just got embalmed or attacked by a vampire. Her leg looks like a set of dominoes. The only way she could be any whiter is if she was invisible.
Anne Hathaway is a skinny, brunette with great tits (NSFW), so I'm basically morally obligated to post these pictures of her in GQ. Just like I'm morally obligated to post pictures of my penis on my Craigslist. Chicks think I'm deep because I have "BE" tattooed on my penis. That's before they see it actually says "BEAST MODE". They're still right about the deep part of course, but not for the reasons they initially thought.
There's only one thing worse than your mom discovering your lube. You mom discovering your anal lube. [CollegeHumor]
Paris Hilton has moved on to Amanda Bynes sloppy seconds, which is a downgrade in almost every sense of the word. Except the intended software sense.[FatBackMedia]
I'm developing an obsession with Anne Hathaway. That and the slow news day means an Anne Hathaway link. [LaineyGossip]
London Fashion Week seems much cooler than New York Fashion Week. Maybe it's the more nipples? Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]
Holly Madison broke up with Cris Angel when he made her self respect disappear.[ImNotObsessed]
Emily Blunt: not as smokable as her name would imply. [ICYDK]
The circle jerk that is the 81st Academy Awards announced their nominations today. Here are the top six categories:
BEST PICTURE THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
FROST/NIXON
MILK
THE READER
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
BEST DIRECTOR THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON - David Fincher
FROST/NIXON - Ron Howard
MILK - Gus Van Sant
THE READER - Stephen Daldry
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE - Danny Boyle
BEST ACTOR Richard Jenkins for THE VISITOR
Frank Langella for FROST/NIXON
Sean Penn for MILK
Brad Pitt for THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
Mickey Rourke for THE WRESTLER
BEST ACTRESS Anne Hathaway for RACHEL GETTING MARRIED
Angelina Jolie for CHANGELING
Melissa Leo for FROZEN RIVER
Meryl Streep for DOUBT
Kate Winslet for THE READER
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR Josh Brolin for MILK
Robert Downey Jr. for TROPIC THUNDER
Philip Seymour Hoffman for DOUBT
Heath Ledger for THE DARK KNIGHT
Michael Shannon for REVOLUTIONARY ROAD
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS Amy Adams for DOUBT
Penelope Cruz for VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA
Viola Davis for DOUBT
Tarija P. Henson for THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
Marisa Tomei for THE WRESTLER
No Gran Turino, no The Dark Knight, no Wall-E, no The Wrestler for Best Picture? Man, thanks Academy! Movies about a Nazi guard who likes to be read to and interviews from thirty years ago sound way more exciting! I can't wait to see who wins!!
Heath Ledger on the set of his last film. He died one year ago today. R.I.P.:
