Joe Francis is Going to Be Somebody's Bitch


Just two days after his arrest on Tuesday for violating a contempt of court citation during negotiations in a civil lawsuit, Girls Gone Wild founder and CEO, Joe Francis, faces new charges after he offered a jail guard $500 for a bottled water. Later that night, 16 prescription pills were found during a search of his cell. NY Daily News reports:

Francis cried as his mother blew him a kiss while he was led from a federal court room back to his cell. "I didn't do anything," he told his parents as he was led away, The News Herald of Panama City reported. Francis, 34, was charged with bribing a public servant, three counts of possessing a controlled substance and five counts of introducing contraband - cash and drugs - into a detention facility. The charges are third-degree felonies punishable by up to five years in prison....The president of Mantra Films Inc., which produces the "Girls Gone Wild" videos, was arrested Thursday for supplying Francis with the pills and cash."

It's always amazing to see how scumbags like this react in these types of situations when they're not insulated by their millions. More than likely, it involves a lot of crying and begging. Like now. If karma is real, pretty soon this piece of shit's prison jumpsuit will be turned into an orange halter top and capris. Shut up and put on that lipstick, Francis. Those cigarettes aren't gonna trade for themselves you know.

Lindsay Lohan and Kimberly Stewart. Both of them have had sex with Joe Francis.


Note: Make sure you read Claire Hoffman's famous article from the L.A. Times on her night out with Joe Francis. Then tell me how many holes you punched in your wall.

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Antonella Barba's American Idol Journey Ended


Despite ridiculous crystal ball technology and wishful thinking, Antonella Barba was voted off American Idol last night.

After hearing the viewers' decision, Barba became emotional as host Ryan Seacrest asked her what memories she would take with her. "So many memories, too many, I can't even think about it now," Barba said. "So many memories, but great ones."

So, was she voted off because of her leaked photos? Possibly. Was she voted off because she can't sing? More than likely. She already has offers from Girls Gone Wild, Sugar DVD and might get one from Playboy. All of those seem like the next logical step. Her parents didn't pay all that money for those tits for her to pretend she's Celine Dion. Time to get to work, honey!

Like I was saying:




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