The husband of British singer, Corinne Bailey Rae, was found dead in an apartment yesterday of an apparent drug overdose. A man has since been arrested on suspicion of supplying drugs, but he has been released. Police are currently awaiting a toxicology report. New York Daily News says:

Jason Rae, 31, was discovered dead in an apartment in the Hyde Park area of Leeds in northern England. Bailey Rae, 29, is said to have not been at the property at the time...Jason Rae was a saxophonist with the Haggis Horns, who have performed with Bailey Rae as well as Amy Winehouse, Mark Ronson and the band Nightmares on Wax....Bailey Rae is a singer-songwriter and guitarist who released her self-titled debut album two years ago. The record went to number one on the UK charts and sold over a million copies in the US, thanks to the hit single "Put Your Records On."

Man, this story sure has a lot of people I've never heard of. If they could wear name tags at the funeral that would really help me out. You know, except Jason Rae of course. People will look on in wonder and amazement on how easily I'll be able to point him out.

Update: By using my crack investigative skills, I have discovered that this chick's hit song was sung by American Idol whore, Antonella Barba. Then she got voted off. Coincidence? Possibly.

According to a report by the Associated Press and leaked photos by VoteForTheWorst, David Hernandez, American Idol finalist, David Hernandez, was a gay stripper in Phoenix. Since Hernandez has claimed on the show that he is straight, you can see how the repeated use of the word "gay" could be an issue. NYDN says:

According to a report by the Associated Press, David Hernandez appeared fully nude and performed lap dances for the club's "mostly male" clientele, club manager Gordy Bryan told the news wire service. "He had the look and the type that people like, so he made pretty good money here," Bryan said. Bryan claims Hernandez - who hails from Glendale, Arizona - worked at the strip club, Dick's Cabaret, for three years until the end of September 2007."

Wait, you mean to tell me that a guy who likes to compete in karaoke contests might be gay? I think I need to sit down. My whole world's been shattered, man.

Here's last year's American Idol slut, Antonella Barba (a lot more pictures here):

Despite ridiculous crystal ball technology and wishful thinking, Antonella Barba was voted off American Idol last night.

After hearing the viewers' decision, Barba became emotional as host Ryan Seacrest asked her what memories she would take with her. "So many memories, too many, I can't even think about it now," Barba said. "So many memories, but great ones."

So, was she voted off because of her leaked photos? Possibly. Was she voted off because she can't sing? More than likely. She already has offers from Girls Gone Wild, Sugar DVD and might get one from Playboy. All of those seem like the next logical step. Her parents didn't pay all that money for those tits for her to pretend she's Celine Dion. Time to get to work, honey!

Like I was saying:

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It's ladies' night on American Idol tonight and you know you can't wait to hear Antonella Barba butcher another song. Word is that Celine Dion was hospitalized for laughing too hard at Antontella's version of Because You Loved Me, but Celine will recover. TMZ is reporting that American Idol "...has also banned The View from using clips from the show." Nigel Lythgoe is not happy with Rosie O'Donnell:

Without wishing to add to the obvious self-promotion of Ms. O'Donnell, I feel as though I must refute her absurd and ridiculous claims that 'American Idol' is racist and/or weightist. "Ms. O'Donnell has, once again, spoken without thought or knowledge. Viewers need only look at the show tonight to realize that 'American Idol' constantly confirms to America that talent has nothing to do with weight or color."

Right. It has everything to do with sex, so shut it, Rosie. It's not our fault that your wife is bored with your strap-on appendage. Go out and buy a new one. If you're really that lazy, I'll be happy to loan you one of mine. I'll even let insist you keep it.

And now, even more slutty, underage drinking Antonella:



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Here are more pictures of Antonella Barba at the National World War II Memorial. If he's alive, be sure to show them to your grandpa. I'm sure he'd be happy knowing that the freedom he fought for while holding his guts in with his helmet allows a spoiled whore from New Jersey to desecrate his national monument. She might as well have stripped out of a Nazi outfit. Maybe next time she and her friends could Jell-O wrestle at Pearl Harbor or tap a keg in front of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.


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American Idol producer, Nigel Lythgoe, finally spoke up about whether or not he's going to let Antonella Barba stay on the show after countless racy photos including some of her topless, underage drinking and posing in a wet, see-through shirt at the National WWII Memorial were published all over the Internet.

Lythgoe [told] Extra he's not kicking the Jersey girl off, her fate is in the voters' hands," Extra co-host Mark McGrath reported during the syndicated entertainment news program's Tuesday evening broadcast."

Simon Cowell said yesterday at the Playboy Mansion, of all places, that the photos "[should] not affect her standing on the show, and if the public wants to keep her in, they'll keep her in." He added, "These people haven't done anything illegal; that's their private life."

Talking at the same party, Ryan Seacrest agreed, telling USA TODAY that while he has not seen the photos, the fact that they were released is "just tacky, disgusting. You've got a girl who's trying to make it on a show where she needs a vote, and someone's trying to tear that away from her." Though he said he had not yet seen the photos, Seacrest added that he would "absolutely let (Barba) stay on. If American Idol is a true representation of American youth, we’re going to find imperfections. And it's OK to be imperfect."

And Randy Jackson said, "Nobody's clean in the entertainment business. There are definitely some moral things that go on with this show," while Hugh Hefner, who was hosting the party attended by the three men, said that criticism of Antonella over the photos is "hypocritical and dumb."

Hey, I hope she wins. Nothing says "American Idol" like a slutty, lawbreaking, preachy religious hypocrite who disrespects national memorials and really likes basketballs. Who cares if she can't sing? Sluts rule!

My calls to Jesse Jackson, Louis Farrakhan and Al Sharpton were not immediately returned - presumably because they were busy with construction paper, magic markers and gathering the troops.





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February 28, 2007 Update: Antonella Barba Gets to Stay!

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Well, even though she sucked, America voted to keep Antonella Barba on American Idol, so she'll be around a little longer. Now she sucks twice as much.

We received an email this morning from someone who prefers to remain anonymous:

Here are two pictures of Antonella Barba giving someone a blow job. These are real -- I know the guy in the picture. Notice her nose, eyebrows and teeth -- you can confirm it's her by comparing facial feature details to other known pictures."

I didn't think it could get much better than pictures of her on the toilet and hanging out topless and underage drinking, but I guess I was wrong. People sure don't seem to care whether or not she can sing. They just vote for her anyway. Next week she could walk out on stage, deep throat her microphone, take a bow and walk off without letting the judges say a word, and she'd still get a standing ovation.

For legal reasons I had to blur out the guy's johnson, but you get the idea. Larger versions are still NSFW:


Thanks very much to the reader who sent these in, and continuing to support our smut.

Thanks to joejoe for reminding me she still has nothing on Kelly Clarkson:


Update: "hondaman" just sent us this side-by-side of Antonella to address all the "that's not her" comments. Thanks, "hondaman."


Update: Now with nipples (NSFW) (Thanks to another "anonymous"):


Update: Via email:

Hey, don't mention my name but my boyfriend goes to catholic university with antonella barba and is on the lax team with her ex boyfriend ( who she dumped right when she got to hollywood) and when i saw these pics i called him and asked him if they were real and he said they def were... he saw them in person before and he also saw a naked calender that she made for him as a birthday present... which he said is getting leaked on the internet soon."

Thanks again to Attention Deficit Dave, Brian Black and Lemmy the Gopher from Xtreme Disorder for having me on their show, this time to discuss kickstands and Catholicism, and for letting me blow them (again). If you're in the Las Vegas area, you can catch their show on X 107.5, Mon-Fri, 3-7 pm.

Update: And yet another one via email. Thanks, Ian!


They just keep coming. (NSFW):


Update: Here's another "proof" study sent to us via email. Thanks, Kris!


Update: Via email. Thanks again to hondaman!


Update: Via email. Thanks very much to David!


Update: "The American Idol CSI Team" sent us this:


Update: Vote For The Worst is reporting that the alleged "blowjob" photos might be someone else who looks like Antonella Barba and links to a very NSFW amateur porn site for more photos. Vote For The Worst is pretty funny. Their goal every year is to get the worst contestants the most votes (which doesn't make American Idol producers very happy). So if you want the sluttiest and least talented contestant to win, then help them by casting your votes for Antonella Barba!

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It's ladies' night on American Idol tonight, so here are more pictures of the sluttiest (and most toilet trained) contestant thus far, Antonella Barba (pictured at 20 years old). She sucked tonight, and not in a good way. My mama always said, "There's always porn." And, gul dernit, she was right!


The picture up top (and the picture it links to when you click on it) are thanks to "John" via email who wouldn't let me source or "thank" him properly, although I'm thinking Antonella already did it for me.

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