Arianny Celeste tweeted these pics of her in a bikini yesterday, and if you don't know who she is, she's an American model best known for being an Octagon girl for the UFC. And she's 3/4 Mexican and 1/4 Filipino. And she's from Las Vegas. In November 2010, she posed for Playboy. Wow, it seems like I know more about Arianny Celeste than I thought. Man, it's almost like we're dating. I mean, the papers her lawyers sent me didn't use that exact term, but what do they know of love?

I have no idea who Arianny Celeste is, but all that changed when she decided to pose in a bikini for the Maxim Magazine May Cover Party in Las Vegas this weekend. Hot brunette? Check. Big tits? Check. Ridiculous ass? Check. Hey. God. I think we're pretty much done here. Thanks, bro.