Ashton Kutcher knocked out his sparring partner on the set of his new film 5 Killers. It's only the second day of filming on a 100 meter yacht in the south of France, and already - POW! Right in the kisser.

Hitting a guy on a yacht south of France might have lead to the first time in my life I ever wanted to be Ashton Kutcher. Except when I watch Striptease, but even Ashton Kutcher didn't get on the cougar train until that version of Demi Moore had sailed.

Was curious about this Tweet yesterday from Ashton Kutcher's Twitter account:



Seems that while Demi Moore was steaming Ashton's suit, the man snapped a photo with his iPhone:



So THAT's what Demi Moore's real underwear looks like. Thanks Twitter!

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The Trannycat Dolls are making another new video [Hollywood Tuna]
Rumer Willis looked less ugly last night [Dlisted]
Charlie Sheen's wife is in a bikini (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Cameron Diaz is hungry for junk and men [Hollywood Rag]
Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl are on set [Popsugar]
Jason Mraz is a shirtless bikini boy [Just Jared]
Nightmare on Clay Aiken street [City Rag]
Alanis Morissette isn't bitter [ASL]
In case you missed it: Petra Nemcova's sideboob (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Sienna Miller gets dumped [Egotastic]
Alessandra Ambrosio has a baby shower [Popoholic]
Stephen Colbert graduation speech [College Humor]
Tuchas Lingus (Sex and the City) [Pajiba]

Famous people at the 7th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball on June 2nd:


Pictured: Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Brett Ratner, Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen, Jason Bateman, Jason Goldburg, and Soleil Moon Frye

Photos: Splash

The L.A. premiere of What Happens in Vegas was last night, and as you might have expected, all the big stars came out. Big stars such as Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher, some Asian girl, that one chick from that one thing, and let's not forget, whatshisname also showed up! And how couldn't they? What Happens in Vegas is a big-budget Hollywood fantasy set in a mystical far away world where someone would want to marry Cameron Diaz. I can't miss it!



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Cameron Diaz has reportedly checked herself into a hospital, not for her face as I would've hoped, but for stress due to the sudden death of her father last week.

Cameron Diaz is seeking "medical attention" after the sudden death of her beloved father, according to her What Happens In Vegas co-star Ashton Kutcher. The actor is currently in London to promote the movie without Diaz after her father Emilio, died last week, aged 58. The 30-year-old expressed his concerns for Diaz at the movie's premiere in the British capital on Monday night. He told a WENN photographer, "Sadly she will not be joining us for the premiere as she has just lost her father and is under medical attention with stress at the moment. But she will be better soon."

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Cameron at LAX on April 13:


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Hyped as a show that would "turn the tables" on the paparazzi, Ashton Kutcher's, Pop Fiction, has been tearing up the ratings with mostly yawns and bored indifference. Despite debuting only two weeks ago, celebrity gossip magazines and paparazzi are already on to everything Kutcher does, and if they miss something, you wouldn't care because you're probably more famous than most the "celebrities" on this show. Several weekly magazine editors tell Rush & Malloy:

There's nothing these people do that we don't know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It's almost like these celebs have LoJack. It's easy to track them."..."In Hollywood, anytime anyone decides to be in on the joke and critique themselves, no one cares. It's not having the effect they thought it would. No one can sympathize with celebs. They're always in on it themselves, whether they're pulling the joke or not. Another weekly editor snipes that Kutcher's E! show, which also featured Eva Longoria Parker, "is awful. It's a mostly a lot of D-listers we don't care about. [We] wouldn't cover anyone on that show - with the exception of Avril. This show won't go anywhere. No one is watching it."

Ashton Kutcher is a shitty actor whose one big idea was basically Candid Camera with celebrities and trucker hats. He's only really famous because he married Demi Moore, but even that's kinda pathetic. It must suck realizing that everybody knows your "hot" wife has had more work done that New Orleans.

So, Ashton Kutcher's dumb new show, Pop Fiction, premiered on E! last night, and in case you don't already know, it's basically Punk'd but for media and paparazzi. Last week this turned out to be staged, now here's a clip of Avril Lavigne pretending to be pregnant on Robertson Blvd. Avril Lavigne is irrelevant in the world of music, so please don't think for a minute that this isn't Avril's own desperate attempt to make the media talk about her. In the span of a week, Ashton Kutcher has made Paris Hilton more famous and used studio money to put Avril Lavigne on television. Congratulations, asshole. I can't wait until the next episode where O.J. slaps a white woman and Britney Spears eats a salad.

Guests at Ashton Kutcher's 30th birthday party at Socialista on February 7th, who included Demi Moore, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Salma Hayek, Kate Hudson and Bruce Willis, have been urged to get tested and vaccinated for hepatitis after an employee at the West Village nightspot was diagnosed with the disease. Page Six reports:

A Socialista bartender named Leif, who's now in the hospital, was diagnosed with a raging case of Hep A. We're told the Health Department yesterday visited the club that former Bungalow 8 doorman Armin Armiri opened last fall, but Armiri said, "We're not closed down, we're just concerned for our customers."

That's weird, because if they wanted me to get concerned, with the exception of Bruce Willis, they should've come up with a better list of names than this. Madonna and Lucy Liu might have hepatitis? Oh my, heavens no! Are they all right? Will they be okay? Will Lucy Liu's agent still be able to cast her as fourth alternate in the next Gwen Stefani video? Man, I sure do hope so!

Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Rumer Willis, and Salma Hayek last night: