Jessica Alba's pregnant belly [Dlisted]
Carrie Underwood's ace in the hole [City Rag]
Rachel Bilson does GQ [Hollywood Tuna]
Matthew McConaughey is having a baby [Hollywood Rag]
Paris Hilton flashes her panties again (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Beyonce has a cameltoe [Drunken Stepfather]
Blake Lively is lovely [Egotastic]
Will Ferrell is coming to Broadway [Just Jared]
Queen Latifah and Missy Elliot are still lesbians [ASL]
Scarlett Johansson thinks she's a singer [Popoholic]
Lindsay Lohan is wearing those dumb leggings again [Popsugar]
Mark Ebner on Tom Cruise on the Today show this morning [Hollywood Interrupted]
Winning titles from the AVN (porn) Awards [CO-ED Magazine]
Crank Dat Saved by the Bell [College Humor]
Real-time review of Jessica Simpson's stinker, Blonde Ambition [Pajiba]

Bai Ling classy as always (NSFW):


Bonus: James Lewis, my favorite American Idol contestant so far this season:

More of Victoria Beckham's sexy anorexia legs [Just Jared]
Kate Moss is crying in public [Dlisted]
Carmen Electra is dressing like Britney [Hollywood Rag]
Heidi Klum wants an Emmy [Popsugar]
Harry Potter: Sneak Peek! [College Humor]
More of Tara Reid's funky lipo at the beach [Egotastic]
Natalie Portman slips a nip again (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Christina Aguilera wants me to slap her [City Rag]
Penelope Cruz in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
Katharine McPhee rocks Six Flags [Popoholic]
Vida Guerra's ass (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Ashton Kutcher's relative talks shit about Demi [ASL]
Victoria Silvstedt in lingerie [Horny Oyster]

Ug Ling:


Ugla Sand:

This is allegedly a nipple, but from here it looks like a chewed up piece of gum which has been kicked around on the street more than a few times and stuck on this monster's chest. Bai Ling is so ugly I get angry looking at her. She's ugly inside and out, frontwards and backwards, top to bottom, ching to chong, flotsam to jetsam, but still parades around like she's the hottie of all hotties. She's so ugly it should be illegal for her to make people look at her. I should be able to make a citizen's arrest right now and use a taser on her because she's that visually offensive.


Click thumbnails for NSFW larger pics:


Video thanks to TMZ.com

Bai Ling was at Club Play on Friday night to celebrate porn star Mary Carey's birthday party, and luckily, the paramedics weren't called when she tore up the dance floor. At least I think she's dancing. I've seen better body control from somebody biting down on a stick.



Fug Ling at the Vegas Magazine 4th Anniversary Party on June 16th:


Source: TMZ.com