While his wife did important Secretary of State stuff, an increasingly rough looking Bill Clinton hosted a party in Monaco where he helped raise money to save the rainforests... oh and also posed for pictures with two porn stars, Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee, who appeared in "Farm Girls Gone Bad" and "Mission Asspossible," respectively. TMZ has the photos.

Fair play to the former President. This is a man who knows his legacy is forever going to be banging an intern in the Oval Office and he is not going to do anything to try and change that, since it means he wouldn't get to surround himself with hot and/or slutty women.

Attention: Socks the cat has been put to sleep.

Former First Cat Socks, one of the world’s most famous felines, died Friday at the age of 20 after battling throat cancer since November. A stray cat rescued by the Clinton's daughter, Chelsea, Socks lived in the governor’s mansion in Arkansas and later moved with the family to the White House.

Throat cancer? Was the cat smoking the vag-cigars that were hanging around the White House?

The cat was staying at a family friend's house and eventually had to be put down and buried, then they put him down again after his surprise resurrection, which had more to do with the whole 9 Lives thing than ZOMBIE CATS! (sadly).

Finally, they clubbed him over the head a few times, cremated him and called the Associated Press.

As you might have heard, in the Vanity Fair article The Comeback Id, journalist Todd Purdum insinuates that former President Bill Clinton had an affair with actress Gina Gershon. As it turns out, Gina Gershon didn't appreciate that. In an email to gossip columinst, Liz Smith, Gershon called Purdum a "sleazy liar." She says:

This makes me sick; this irresponsible journalism! Now it is everywhere, and it's a complete lie. They never bothered fact-checking or calling anyone. I am sure it's no accident that this lie was leaked the day before the delegates would vote. I used to love Vanity Fair magazine; now it's just like those tabloid magazines, only without the good horoscopes!"

However, Vanity Fair denied Gershon's lawyers' demand for a retraction and released the following statement to TMZ today:

Todd Purdum's article does not indicate that former President Bill Clinton had an improper relationship with Gina Gershon. The story merely examines the concerns of some of Clinton's aides about reports of his behavior. We don't believe that any correction is warranted."

Gina Gershon is hot, so for Bill Clinton's sake, I hope this rumor is true. Because it's about time his penis got some good publicity. The chicks it's been in so far look like they should be escaping the circus of being chased by angry villagers. I'm almost positive that when you have sex with Hilary Clinton, the free health clinic gives you a free cyanide capsule.