Zombieland is fucking awesome and part of the reason it kicks so much ass is because of the super secret cameo that the everyone tried to protect in their reviews. Oh, did I say secret? Oops, my bad.

Oh, btw, per Nicole's boyfriend/fiance/husband's request (not sure which), here's some pics of Emma Stone. He's apparently into foreheads. Oh, and model airplanes. I also heard he fingerbanged Jennifer Love Hewitt one time. C'mon, man, have some class!:

Yesterday, it was revealed that Jennifer Butler-Murray, Bill Murray's wife of ten years had filed for divorce citing physical abuse and the actor's drug addiction. Bill Murray must have also had sex with her sister or best friend, because in more details released today, Jennifer Butler-Murray is making damn sure people think he is some sort of fire-breathing dragon. New York Post reports:

In 2006, the plaintiff moved to Sullivan's Island ... due to defendant's adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addiction [and] frequent abandonment," reads a complaint written by Butler-Murray's lawyer, Robert Rosen. But even after the move, the "Lost in Translation" actor, 57, often vanished for days seeking sex and drugs, his soon-to-be ex-wife said. "Defendant would often leave the state or country without telling the plaintiff," the petition reads. "Defendant travels overseas, where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons."

I'm not sure how somebody can be addicted to pot, but whatever. I'm more concerned why this chick hyphenates her name. I've searched medical journals and the list of Nobel prize winners and I can't seem to find the name "Jennifer Butler" anywhere, so I'm pretty sure marrying Bill Murray was the highlight of her life. She could invent a time machine or discover another planet and her obituary would still begin with, "Bill Murray's ex-wife, Jennifer..."

Billy Murray's former co-star, Scarlett Johansson, skinny dipping in her new movie:

Bill Murray faces fines or possible jail time after being pulled over by Swedish police on Sunday. Murray, 56, was stopped for driving a golf cart in downtown Stockholm and was then asked to take a breathalyzer test after the officer smelled alcohol. Um, he refused. People reports:

He refused to blow in the [breathalyzer] instrument, citing American legislation," said Holmlund. "So we applied the old method - a blood test. It will take 14 days before the results are in." In describing Murray's allegedly inebriated state, Holmlund said, "There were no obvious signs, like when someone is really tipsy." Murray, in Sweden to visit a golf tournament, subsequently signed a statement admitting to driving under the influence and agreed to permit a police officer plead guilty on his behalf should the case go to court, Holmlund said. "Then he was let go. My guess is he went back to America," according Holmlund, who said Murray would only be charged if tests show his blood alcohol level exceeded the legal limit - said to be very low in Sweden....Of the vehicle in question, "It was a golf cart. How it ended up in this predicament I don't know," said Holmlund, adding that Murray was not facing any theft charges."

It's Sweden, so what's really the worst that could happen? A stacked blonde in a tight prison outfit will serve him meatballs for a few days? I'd take my chances. In America, that usually runs you about $400 a hour. Or $500 for a non-rushed hour.

Bill Murray at the tournament in Stockholm: