Blake Lively was interviewed for the March 2012 issue of Elle where she wants everyone to know that she's only slept with four dudes. She sends naked pics (NSFW), but she's not a slut. C'mom, you guys. Stop being so judgmental.

“I’ve had four boyfriends in my whole life. I’ve never been with anyone that’s not a boyfriend. If I spend time with a man, it’s because there’s somebody that I know well who has been a friend for a while.“

Since 2007, Blake Lively has dated Penn Badgley, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Ryan Reynolds. That's five years, she's 24. Badgley is on a show called Gossip Girl so it's possible we can rule him out. Reynolds probably has her bent over as I'm typing this (fuck that guy) and you know for damn sure that when she dies they'll still be able to find DiCaprio's DNA on her somewhere. So is she lying? Who knows. But what I do know (listen up high school/college dudes) is that if the conversation of a woman's "number" comes up, she will only count the penises that were attached to somebody she once called "boyfriend". Every other penis not in that category will be omitted. She won't count the guy she took home from the bar that one time because her cat died and she need to be cuddled. She won't count any penis that she met during vacation. She won't count the drummer she banged in his van after she went to his show. She won't count the the sales guy at her company she fucks during her lunch break. Understand? Awesome. Stay tuned for more IDLYITW PSAs. The more you know and shit.

Us Weekly is reporting that Scarlett Johansson hates Blake Lively.

Ex marks the sore spot for Scarlett Johansson! A source tells the new issue of Us Weekly (out Friday) that the 27-year-old is fuming that her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, has moved on with Gossip Girl's Blake Lively -- even though Johansson ended their two-year marriage one year ago. "Scarlett is pissed that he's not under her spell anymore," the source tells Us. "She realized what a great catch Ryan was." When Johansson briefly dated Sean Penn for five months earlier this year, she effectively halted any plans for a reconciliation. "Ryan would have gotten back with her. He was so totally in love," says the insider," but then she flaunted Sean right after their split, and he was done." Adding insult to injury for the Iron Man actress? Lively, 24, is sticking around as things get more serious with Reynolds. "Things are great [for Blake and Ryan]," says the source. "They haven't had a fight yet!"

There's only one solution for two surgically enhanced blondes who can't act when they're fighting over Deadpool. Quick! Someone get the Jell-o.

After foolishly believing that Leonardo DiCaprio wasn't just slumming and taking a break from supermodel pussy to feel mortal, Blake Lively is now reportedly giving her vagina to Ryan Reynolds. Psychologists I didn't ask say they bonded over the traumatic experience of making Green Lantern. E! Online reports:

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were a pretty hot-looking couple, and Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio weren't bad either, for that matter. So what about Reynolds and Lively? Heck, yeah! As we told you earlier this week, the Green Lantern costars were spotted on Friday on an Amtrak train from New York City to Boston. The following night, they reportedly had dinner for two at a Beantown sushi restaurant. Well, guess who were very lovey-dovey on Monday while waiting for a train at Boston's Back Bay station. It may have been the wee hours of the morning—it wasn't even 5 a.m. yet!—but so what? A source confirms they were making out and "all over each other" before Lively boarded the train for her return trip to NYC.

I don't have anything to add to this story except if you click the banner picture and stand up, you can pretend you're Ryan Reynolds.

Blake Lively also attended the 2011 Teen Choice Awards last night where she won an award I didn't bother to look up. Mostly because I read Ellen DeGeneres won Best Comedian. So Blake Lively probably won Best Doctor or Best Astronaut, because 13-year olds who vote for shit are pretty fucking stupid.

I glad to see that Blake Lively is safety conscious while riding a bike three sizes too big for her in NYC where cabs could be the setting for any Final Destination movie. She could have worn chainmail and a Darth Vader helmet and it would have made more sense than what she's wearing now. But in her defense, you couldn't see her tits or ass if she did that.

Smiling to convince herself that the entire population of Earth hasn't seen her naked, Blake Lively sewed together all those things my grandma has under her lamps and made a dress and showed up to the LA premiere of Green Lantern. Which by the early reviews alone, would have been a better movie if it was about an eco-friendly prospector or security footage of an actual lantern. I guess what I'm saying is that she needs to get naked. We're all good with that, right?

Since her lawyers jumped the gun and screamed, "IT ISN'T HER!!!" as soon as Blake Lively's leaked nude pics hit online, they gave everyone permission to post them because if it's not Blake Lively, then it's just some random chick, right? So when I get the eventual take down notice from her lawyers, then that will just confirm that these pics are real. Just like the grated nutmeg I use when baking my organic oatmeal raisin cookies. Haha, no! I'm serious! I can't use that store bought stuff. I also like to use unsalted butter. Can you keep a secret? I also like to add a little surprise: 1/2 cup chopped walnuts. Oh, I know! It's just something I like to throw in and people seem to love it.

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Note: These are the same tattoos she had in The Town, so it looks like these were taken during filming.

UPDATE: Blake's reps are still saying it's not her. C'mon, man.

Blake Lively was on set of Gossip Girl in Santa Monica yesterday, and since I don't watch shows about pretty white people with problems, I'd like to point out that I beat The Superficial writer to these. Normally when Blake Lively pictures hit, an alarm goes off in his house and he slides down a pole to his laptop. I have the same pole in my house for Ashley Greene. True story.



Pic source = Flynet