Blake Lively was on set of Gossip Girl in Santa Monica yesterday, and since I don't watch shows about pretty white people with problems, I'd like to point out that I beat The Superficial writer to these. Normally when Blake Lively pictures hit, an alarm goes off in his house and he slides down a pole to his laptop. I have the same pole in my house for Ashley Greene. True story.



Pic source = Flynet

The Amanda Knox trial or a cat getting thrown into a fireplace is funnier than anything on SNL, but apparently this weekend Andy Samberg had a digital short called, "I Just Had Sex". And it had cameos by Blake Lively and Jessica Alba. I laughed harder when I broke my tibula that one time, but at least this has Blake Lively and Jessica Alba seemingly disappointed in having sex with two nerdy white dudes. So, yeah, I guess there's that.

Blake Lively and her painful looking implants:



Jessica Alba and her comfortable looking ass:

Our condolences to The Superficial. E! Online reports:

So, after Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling's affectionate night out together at the Blue Valentine afterparty, many of you are dying to know what is up with this smoldering duo.

"They've been out a few times and are definitely into each other, but I don't think it's super serious or anything right now," quips a bud close to Gosling. "Yeah, they're casually dating, but I could see it becoming more.

"Ryan has been out with a few girls over the past couple of months," dishes our insider, noting how after Blake and Ryan's Disneyland rendezvous they both headed back to work.

Congrats to them both for upgrading from Penn Badgley (who?) and from Michelle Williams, who's gearing up to play Marilyn Monroe, because apparently neither Betty White nor Anna Nicole Smith's corpse were available.

Since rehab on your forearm and gathering supplies for your Ben Roethlisberger Rape Kit (patent pending) can take a while, my buddy over at The Superficial might be out today, because Blake Lively is now officially single. Us Magazine reports:

Penn Badgley and Blake Lively, both 23, have ended their three-year romance, a rep for the Gossip Girl costars exclusively tells the new Us Weekly (on newsstands now). They called it quits in mid-September. "They’re professionals," an insider tells Us Weekly. "They're still good friends and hang out on the set." The source says that the duo -- who met as preteen actors in L.A. -- "kept this news to themselves for a while."

Fish might want to proceed with caution. I mean, Blake Lively's older sister is a witch. And she can also rap. A rapping witch. Sounds like a boss battle to me.

Alec Baldwin was at a gala celebrating 30 years of PETA where he talked about the evils of wearing fur as a thinly-veiled excuse to say that he really wants to see Blake Lively naked. Digital Spy reports:

"These younger girls, whether they get naked or not, are the biggest stars, who are the role models," he told E! News. "I'm a big fan of [Blake Lively]. I think she's a really really gorgeous woman, very stylish. These are the ones who have all the influence." Subtly referring to the troubled Mean Girls star, Baldwin added: "There are certain people who, I won't name, but they are in and out of rehab, they're getting arrested for drug use and they're twittering about their drug problem - it's a shame. I think those people had a real opportunity to fill a certain role in society and they didn't necessarily step up, but those that are I think it's a great thing if they get involved with anti-fur or anti-animal testing."

Although Alec Baldwin supports PETA and is a raging psychopath in real life, he had the greatest cameo in movie history so he will always get a pass from me. You know who doesn't get a pass from me? Steve Smith. Or from any quarterback on his team. Mainly because John Fox thinks the Panthers are playing in leather helmets and that a draw play on 3rd & 8 is a good idea. If I ever saw the Panthers line up in a 5 wide formation, I'd look like a squirrel who was just handed a pencil and asked to solve the Poincaré conjecture.

A cameo role or cameo appearance (often shortened to just cameo) is a brief appearance of a known person in a work of the performing arts, such as plays, films, video games[1] and television. These roles are generally small, many of them non-speaking ones, and they're commonly either appearances in a work in which they hold some special significance (such as actors from an original movie appearing in its remake), or renowned people making uncredited appearances.

Blake Lively was on the Green Lantern panel at Comic-Con this weekend, and this is gonna sound way gayer than it should, but her boobs look harder than my penis right right now. Am I supposed to titty fuck her or fight her? I'm confused. Because what will happen when these three kings of the cage square off in a special live pay-per-view?! Will Todd cum prematurely? Will Blake point and laugh? Tune in for all the heart-stopping action LIVE!!

Since all anyone is reporting on this weekend is Comic Con, I guess I’ll keep that party going. According to Entertainment Weekly:

Police are investigating an alleged assault inside San Diego Comic-Con’s 6,000-person Hall H that occurred today around 5 p.m. PST. According to San Diego police, one man stabbed another in the face near the eye in a dispute over seating near the rear of the hall. Police say attendees subdued the attacker, who was arrested without further incident, and led out of the hall by police in handcuffs to boos from the crowd, according to an EW reporter on the scene. The victim was taken to the hospital, and the person’s status remains unknown.

I could really make a lot of jokes about sweaty guys who live in their mothers’ basements that make a yearly genesis to this poindexter mecca, but seriously, there is a shit ton of hot people there. Aside from the asshole who became stab happy over a seat in the BACK of the room, this place is a veritable deep end of the gene pool.

I have no idea what the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala is, but I just checked, and it appears that there hasn't been this much hot ass in one place since Chernobyl.