So of course that means they're dating now. People reports:

Bradley Cooper just can't stop the rumor mill....The Hangover star is generating the most talk because of his dinner companion this weekend. She was no other than the recently available Jennifer Lopez. Although the Internet lit up with reports of a budding romance between Cooper, 37, and Lopez, 42, a source tells PEOPLE that the dinner Saturday at the New York restaurant Per Se was all business. The pair, according to the source, are "in discussions regarding a project."

Bradley Cooper married actress Jennifer Esposito in late 2006. In May 2007, she filed for divorce. He then dated blonde Chinese actress, Renee Zellwegger. He also starred in a movie called Midnight Meat Train. He also speaks fluent French. I'm not saying that all of this makes him gay, but I think the "discussions regarding a project" involved exciting new nail polish colors at some point.

Christ, is nothing sacred? E! reports:

A source confirms to E! News that the Limitless star is in talks to star in a remake of the 1994 revenge thriller The Crow, based on a cult-favorite comic book series but sadly far more notable for the fact that 28-year-old star Brandon Lee was killed during filming. The story centers on a rock musician who is murdered along with his fiancée and, through supernatural forces, comes back to life to dispatch the evildoers in increasingly creative ways. Juan Carlos Fresnadillo (28 Weeks Later) is on board to direct. A critical and box-office hit that featured some fierce performances, the 1994 original would have been a gut-wrencher even without the back story: Lee died on The Crow's North Carolina set in 1993 when a blank cartridge was fired in his direction and a piece of bullet somehow flew out along with it, hitting him in the abdomen. The fragment lodged in his spine and he died of his injuries at a nearby hospital. Director Alex Proyas had to rewrite various scenes that hadn't been completed yet and had to ramp up the special effects to place Lee in the posthumously shot scenes.

Look, some roles are defined by the people who play them. Brandon Lee is and will always be Eric Draven. They can remake this 100 more times and nothing will be as good as the original. Nothing. Especially if they cast a tan, blonde dude who whips his hair and kills his enemies with a smolder. If Bradley Cooper wants me to take him seriously, he needs to get shot in the abdomen and die on the set. I'm pretty sure Hollywood can remake him.

"Stop me if you've heard this one":

Because they broke up. Us Weekly reports that Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have called it quits. Oh, Bradley Cooper also has a movie out this weekend.

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have reached their limit.

After less than two years together, the couple have split, multiple sources confirm to UsMagazine.com. Reps for both Cooper and Zellweger had no comment.

Limitless star Cooper, 36, first met Oscar winner Zellweger, 41, six years ago on the set of their thriller Case 39 -- but romance didn't bloom until summer 2009.

In the interim, both stars had short-lived marriages: Cooper to actress Jennifer Esposito, Zellweger to singer Kenny Chesney. Both unions petered out in less than six months.

After being photographed dining together in NYC in July 2009, the duo were spotted kissing in Spain in early August; the next week, he took her to his Philadelphia home town...

Doing press for his new movie Limitless, Cooper stayed typically mum on his love. On the Howard Stern Show on Monday, Howard Stern grilled the Hangover star about Zellweger; Cooper simply denied any engagement plans.

No reasons have been reported for the split just yet, but I suspect it has something to do with Bradley Cooper turning the lights on or getting a new prescription for his contact lenses, because these were the best pictures I could find of Renee Zellweger. Seriously, can someone explain her appeal? Her movies are lame and she always looks like she just sucked on a lemon or something. Oh, wait. "Or something." This explains everything. Carry on.

Can Jennifer Aniston please just kill herself? Kthx Us Magazine reports:

Jennifer Aniston feels rejected and upset after Bradley Cooper ditched her for Renee Zellweger, reports the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands now. "She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something...she honestly feels screwed over," a pal tells Us of Aniston, who dined at NYC eatery Il Cantinori on June 18 with her He's Just Not That Into You costar -- a few weeks before he began dating Zellweger. Aniston "doesn't see what Renee has that she doesn't," continues the pal...Despite Cooper's diss, Aniston will eventually bounce back, her friends insist. "She had a major crush on him and she let him know. He didn't reciprocate. She is fine," her friend tells Us. "She's used to being single and in work mode, and she's used to rejection."

I realize the media likes to paint Jennifer Aniston and all the other bitchy hags in Hollywood as "unlucky in love", but there comes a point where you have to take a step back and ask yourself what the common denominator is in all these relationships? Why would guys rather throw themselves in a lion pit than be on a date with Teri Hatcher for thirty minutes? Why does Cameron Diaz have a better chance of being exposed to gamma rays than being engaged? What's up with Jennifer Aniston's chin? Christ, it's huge. Like my model train collection. What up, ladies?!

Unconvincing sex symbol, Cameron Diaz, reportedly found a new boyfriend in Bradley Cooper (this dude), and the pair just spent a romantic weekend together in NYC. Oooh, lucky him!

They dined at Asia de Cuba at Morgans Hotel Saturday night and then hit the "SNL" after-party at Primehouse on Park Avenue South. One onlooker told us the twosome "were very close and lovey. Something is definitely going on, and it's clear they are more than just friends."

Yeah, that's what it is. Every time Cameron finds a man we hear how "something is definitely going on," then it's over a week later. Gee, I wonder why? Maybe it's because she's one of the biggest self-righteous bitches in Hollywood. Other people agree that it's because she looks like some sort of previously undiscovered deep sea creature that learned to walk on dry land. Oh God, it's Cameron Diaz! Run!!!

Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher on the set of What Happens in Vegas: