posted by Todd on Sat, July 9, 2011 |
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Megan Fox: "Brian And I Were On A Break"
On Tuesday, it was revealed that
Shia LaBeouf hooked up (fucked)
Megan Fox on the set of
Transformers. Many people had strong reactions. Mostly that Shia was lying because Megan Fox was dating her future husband Brian Austin Green at the time. But it was all good, brah. They were on a break.
Us Magazine reports:
"Yes, Megan and Shia hooked up," a set source confirms to Us Weekly. In his Details chat, LaBeouf, 25, sputtered when asked if Fox was then involved with her now-husband Brian Austin Green during their tryst (he repeated "I don't know" 12 times). But the kissing costars are in the clear, the source says. "It was when Megan and Brian broke up," the source explains. "They had a 10-month break before getting back together." (Indeed, Fox and Green, 36, did have a break of nearly a year before reuniting and eventually tying the knot in June 2010.) "[Shia and Megan] bonded while filming," the source explains of the epic shoot, which was worsened by director Michael Bay's rumored temper. "Believe me, that was an unhappy set. I think they were drawn together because it was so ugly working on that film."
I assume by "break" she means she was blowing Shia in his trailer and Brian Austin Green was at home crying into her panties then masturbating to be able to fall asleep. Then he might have kneeled in his front yard and cursed God. Then tortured a neighborhood animal. Then asked an old lady what she was looking at and to mind her own business. Then threw an empty bottle of scotch toward a mom in a minivan. Then screamed at a little girl riding by on a tricycle that she would grow up to be a whore because all women are whores especially Megan because he bets she's naked right now because that's what whores do because they're whores and they can't help themselves. Or something like that. I'm not familiar with the process really.
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posted by Todd on Mon, November 29, 2010 |
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Megan Fox Is Having A Nice Honeymoon
As these pictures suggest, Megan Fox is enjoying newlywed life in Hawaii. It's time like this that we should all value this level of commitment and the bond of true love. Maybe one day I can pull Brian Austen Green aside and talk to him about this. I may also bring my Kershaw Outcast Ken Onion Designed Fixed Blade Knife and remind him that the aorta runs the entire length of the torso. You know, if that happens to come up in the conversation. Which it will. DIE! DIE! DIE!
posted by Todd on Thu, July 1, 2010 |
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Megan Fox. Married. Last Week.
I didn't even get an invitation. It probably got lost in the mail.
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were married at a small, intimate ceremony at the Four Seasons Resort on the Big Island of Hawaii, TMZ has learned. The couple tied the knot late last week. The pair met on the set of "Hope & Faith" back in 2004 and have been dating on and off ever since. It's the first marriage for both, though Green has an eight-year-old son with actress Vanessa Marcil.
Let me be the first to thank Brian on his comparison shopping skills. I always heard Hawaii was really expensive, but apparently ether is pretty cheap there.
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