TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears was released from Cedars-Sinai this morning via an underground tunnel after a visit from Dr. Phil of all people and behaving like an absolute nightmare.

We are hearing from multiple sources that Britney Spears is throwing a fit on the 7th floor of Cedars-Sinai. She is demanding to leave, screaming at the staff, will not lie or sit still, we're told. From all indications, she is being held on a 5150, which means she is a danger to herself and others. Typically, people in that situation can be held for 72 hours against their will. We have also been told she has pulled her IV out and is generally out of control. Another source at the hospital tells TMZ she could be heard yelling at various staffers and she was described by nurses as being "difficult."

About her release:

Sources say the hospital released her without notifying any of the principles involved in the ongoing kiddie drama. So, you ask, how could she have been released so quickly, given that she had been declared a danger to herself and others? We're told the "5150 hold" means that she can be held against her will for a max of 72 hours, but if the hospital determines she is no longer a danger, they can release her before that."

I'm sure all the hospital staffers breathed a collective sigh of relief when that spoiled pain in the ass left the hospital. One day with Britney must have felt worse than a day in Hell. In Britney Hell you're left scraping wads off chewing gum off the furniture, picking up clumps of dirty hair extensions, and struggling to keep your balance on the fast-food grease covered floor as you chase after the plethora of wayward Starbucks cups. I'm pretty sure I'd rather be on fire with a pitchfork stuck in my ass, thank you.

Update: Here's a video Hollywood.TV and the Insider just sent us of Britney driving around her Hollywood Hills home/community around noon today - just hours after she was released from the hospital. Release the hounds!


Note: It's rumored that shortly before this video was shot, she kicked her dad out of her house and left to help one of her "friends" get through security at her community's front gate, which is probably what was going on in this video.

Gee, what a surprise. People reports:

Kevin Federline is "awarded sole legal custody and sole physical custody of the minor children," court Commissioner Scott Gordon said in a written ruling after an emergency hearing. Gordon said Spears's "visitation with the minor children is suspended pending further order of the court." The order is in effect until Jan. 14. After the 40-minute hearing, Federline's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said: "There are no winners here." He said he was "not happy about any of the events that have happened."...Spears, meanwhile, is not facing any criminal charges - for now. "The LAPD is not planning to file any charges against Ms. Spears at this time," Officer April Harding tells PEOPLE. "The investigation is ongoing."

Wow, the judge couldn't just post a MySpace blog or send Britney a text? We needed a hearing for this? Because unless Kevin Federline has a gateway to hell in his basement, this was pretty much the consensus.

TMZ has the court docs here.


Bonus: Here's video of Kevin Federline protecting his kids from a crazy paparazzo last night. Federline is driving the pick-up truck, and the kids are in the white Escalade in front of him.

Okay, long story as short as possible...

Britney Spears was ordered to return the kids back to K-Fed by 7 p.m. tonight. She refused. She locked herself in her bathroom with her kids and basically held them hostage until a crapload of police, firemen, paramedics, paparazzi, and helicopters swarmed her home, and after an approximate 90 minute standoff the kids were taken away from her. It was then discovered Britney was "under the influence," "intoxicated," and "a danger to herself and others." Then she and one of the kids (reportedly Jayden James, the youngest child) were transported to Cedars-Sinai hospital.

When Britney arrived at the hospital she was reportedly smiling and flipping off the paparazzi who were waiting at the emergency entrance. Witnesses inside the hospital say when Britney was inside she was screaming, making a huge scene, saying she'd "rather die" than let K-Fed have her kids, and then may or may not have been restrained and sedated. She is now reportedly on medical hold for mental evaluation.

That's the most up to date crap I have for you in a nutshell after all the news reports and emails. Whatever. The dumb ho is still alive, retarded, and abusing her kids. What else is new ... other than that fresh growth on Lindsay Lohan's labia. What, huh? That's right, girl. It's Gyno time.

All the pics I scraped up for you so far...


Sean Preston taken away from the scene:


The following images are courtesy of JFX Online:


Video courtesy of TMZ:


Update: Page Six is now reporting Britney is currently on suicide watch at Cedars-Sinai.

Another update: News sources are reporting Britney was transported to the hospital in handcuffs.

Britney getting wheeled out of her home on a gurney courtesy of TMZ:


Update: Britney was removed from her home in restraints. Click the photo below for the larger image:

For the fifth straight time, Britney Spears failed to show for a court-ordered deposition with Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan. The deposition, which was scheduled for yesterday, marks the second time in less than a month that Britney couldn't be bothered to follow a judge's orders. Immediately following the missed appointment, Spears' lawyer, Sorrell Trope (her third lawyer in her child custody case), filed court documents to be removed from her case. Gee, I wonder why? TMZ says:

In the legal papers, attorney Tara Scott from Trope and Trope wrote, "There has been a breakdown in communications between [Britney] and Trope and Trope making further representation of her interests impossible."...Sources tell TMZ the reason Trope and Trope withdrew is because Britney just didn't listen to her lawyers' advice, and her behavior was generally sinking her case."

However, sources say Britney will be given one more chance to win back custody of her kids. OK! reports:

To be precise, it's actually two appointments she must keep," the insider tells OK!. And Brit must make both of these scheduled deposition appearances - one slated for late this week; the second during the final week of January..."If she fails to show up," explains one case insider, "[Kevin's lawyer] Mark Vincent Kaplan will likely ask the judge to award Kevin complete and permanent custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James."

I might not be an expert on the double helix or mixed integers, but it's pretty easy to pick out the pattern here. The pattern being: Britney does not give a damn. Britney will never show up for one of these things. Ever. If it was up to Britney, she'd sell her kids for some magic beans or a gift card to Starbucks. Threatening Britney with taking her kids away is like threatening her with trans fat. Trust me, you won't get the reaction you're looking for.

Unable to attend her court ordered deposition yesterday due to an undisclosed "illness" and "anxiety," Britney Spears was miraculously healed by 2 a.m. where she was seen at (surprise!) a gas station. If your fists aren't balled up yet, go ahead, I'll wait. MSNBC reports:

Britney feels like this is a perfectly acceptable thing to do," said a source close to Spears. "She did feel sick, but more than anything, she felt like she didn't have to do something just because she was told."...Would Britney really risk losing her kids rather than face questions about her parenting?..."she really doesn't believe that she's going to lose them. She's not connecting the dots."

Jesus, it should be obvious to everyone at this point that Britney could give a shit. Instead of going through all this court stuff, just let Kevin Federline drop off two "Mommy, Make Me Better" dolls at Britney's house. She's won't notice until Sean Preston sends her an invitation to his high school graduation. Then Britney would just stand there in utter amazement. "Ya'll, how...how did he do that?! He's still sittin' in right here in his stroller."



Video source: TMZ

Britney Spears failed to show up for her court-ordered deposition today and then had her scumbag friend, Osama "Sam" Lufti tell everyone the media attention caused Britney "anxiety," so she was unable to attend. TMZ reports:

As for when another depo will happen, Kaplan wouldn't say. But he did say he will seek some sort of relief from the court. Someone's pissed!

It's going to be so awesome to see Britney's dumb ass match wits with an attorney. An artist's rendition of the deposition will later reveal a cat swatting a dead mouse or Britney being sacrificed to Kong.

More (NSFW) Britney Spears upskirt pictures from this night. You're welcome:

In court documents released yesterday, the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services are currently investigating "multiple child abuse and neglect" allegations that have been raised during Britney Spears' and Kevin Federline's ongoing child custody case. The investigators have asked the court to unseal specific parts of the case file because they feel Sean Preston and Jayden James will be in danger if left in their mother's care. Britney doesn't really like that idea. FOXNews says:

Spears had asked the court to seal the custody and visitation schedules in a declaration filed in October, arguing that "such information greatly increases the chances that the actions of the media could threaten the safety of the children by, for example, causing a traffic accident."

As you read that quote, please keep in mind that Britney Spears calls the paparazzi ahead of time whenever she leaves the house. They fetch her coffee, they pump her gas, they let her break laws. So, in reality, the "actions of the media" is basically Britney Spears being a self-centered attention whore. The only way she could threaten her kids' safety more is if she let them play with a needle she found in the park or shot them out of cannon into an alligator swamp.

Update: In other news, Britney's new BFF, Sam Lufti, is a fucking psycho.

Britney at a gas station yesterday:

Star Magazine claims that Britney Spears' mansion is a festering pool of unwashed, air-dried sex toys, dog shit, and used diapers. Sexy? Oh you better believe it, baby! New York Daily News reports:

The tabloid alleges that the plummeting pop star's Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated "Fantasy Room" filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe. The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an "insider" who stumbled into the den of sin. "She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid's uniform and a Cinderella outfit," claims the mole....[Federline's] legal team, which scours the tabloid media for new evidence of maternal incompetence, is possibly less familiar with the claim that Brit leaves some of her sex toys out in the living room...Star's source also claims the house is a stinky sty - that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney's dog. According to the tab, a "court-appointed watchdog" is set to declare the place a potential "health hazard."

Man, Britney sure knows how to turn a guy on. All she's missing now is another girl and 1 cup. That way she can fully make sure this story makes me want to vomit until I beg for someone to kill me.

Britney on Nov. 26: