Does this girl ever look at candid pictures of herself? I'm not talking about the ones People magazine, et al shove up their magic pretty-butts and poop out on the newsstands. I'm talking about real shit, like this. Britney, your tits are pizza slices. No, that's implying they're edible. These are slices someone got at Don'tGiveAFuck Pizzeria with jacked-up crust and one pitiful piece of pepperoni sliding off the end of each greasy slice. Get it now? Or should I try reverse psychology and tell you those breasts are delicious? What will it take to convince you to WEAR A FUCKING BRA?


Oh my God, and those way too long, way too low waisted-style pants she wears all the time and drags under her ugly little feet!! Must not look at these pictures anymore. I just can't take the optical abuse.

We promise this isn't a Britney fan site, but good Lord. Here's Britney in a see-through shirt and a tacky leopard print bra on her way to Dominic restaurant the other night. Does this retard have a mirror? Or a friend? It's like every day is laundry day, but this thing still thinks she's hot. She probably walks around her house in a fireman's helmet and biker shorts talking to herself. "Oh yayuh, work it you sexy little bitch!"

* Images removed per alleged copyright holder's request.

These pictures just showed up online, but I have no idea where or when these were taken. She has on the boots, hat and wig, so I'm guessing they're recent. I'm also guessing I might throw up. Those pictures must have been taken pretty quick, because I'm almost positive they turned to dust when they touched her nasty ass. I'd rather my penis be the secret ingredient on Iron Chef that get it anywhere near this thing.

Update: A photo agency claims to own those Britney Spears posing topless photos, so we took them down. But don't worry, you didn't miss anything. They were boring, and dumb, and her nipples were covered.

If you want to gross yourself out with pictures of Britney Spears semi naked, then here are a few pictures of her breasts which actually show Britney's nipples:


And if you're really feeling masochistic, then you can look at these Britney Spears shocking pussy photos again, you sickos.