A month after her untimely death, Brittany Murphy's mother and husband, Simon Monjack, appeared on The Today Show to "set the record straight". And I don't know if they're listening, but Monjack just told the whole world that Hollywood has the power to stop a 32-year old's heart by not offering her a part in an animated sequel. You'll pay for this Hollywood! Popeater reports:

Monjack claims Murphy suffered a lot of stress in her career after Warner Brothers pulled back on an original offer to let her do 'Happy Feet 2' after rumors surfaced that Murphy was fired from a film. "Hollywood broke her heart," he said. "They have blood on their hands, and I hope they wash them with very hot water because of the way they treated Brittany Murphy while she was alive," Monjack said. Monjack said he is also considering whether to sue the Los Angeles County Coroner's Department over an initial report that was obtained by celebrity Web site TMZ.com, which listed several prescription medications found in Murphy's home. Monjack claims most of the medicines were his but added Murphy took the anti-seizure medication klonopin and that she also occasionally took Sarafem, a drug aimed at pain and mood swings during menstrual periods. He also denied that Murphy ever used cocaine. "She had a fear of dying" because she had mitral valve prolapse, a common condition where a heart valve does not properly close. "She would not take too much caffeine. She wouldn't even have a glass of champagne on New Year's. She was just high on life, and people see that as something else I guess."

If it wasn't before, it's safe to say that it's obvious at this point that every drug in that house belonged to this tubby motherfucker. Her heart couldn't go on because she couldn't do a voice over for a penguin? Yeah, that sounds completely rational and sane. Be sure to read more about it in Monjack's new book called "Goddamn, I'm So Fucking High Right Now."

Because they obviously think people need more misery in their life, TMZ has posted the 911 call placed by Brittany Murphy's mother. If you're into calls about needless death, you can listen to the whole thing call HERE. But be warned, this might be the most depressing thing you hear all day.

Yeah, so remember when I posted this and you got all butt hurt because you said I was jumping to conclusions? You do? Ok, good. TMZ reports:

Paramedics moved Brittany from the bathroom to the master bedroom, where they found a slew of prescription drugs -- "A check of the nightstands revealed large amounts of prescription medication in the decedent's name. Also noted were numerous empty prescription medication bottles in the decedent's husband's name, the decedent's mother's name and unidentified third party names." According to the notes, the medications included Topamax (anti-seizure meds also to prevent migraines), Methylprednisolone (anti-inflammatory), Fluoxetine (depression med), Klonopin (anxiety med), Carbamazepine (treats Diabetic symptoms and is also a bipolar med), Ativan (anxiety med), Vicoprofen (pain reliever), Propranolol (hypertension, used to prevent heart attacks), Biaxin (antibiotic), Hydrocodone (pain med) and miscellaneous vitamins. The notes say, "No alcohol containers, paraphernalia or illegal drugs were discovered."

Um, did the government cover up Brittany Murphy's tour in Iraq or did she get attacked by a puma, because unless either of those things happened, there's no reason why a 100-pound white chick who sits in makeup chair all the time should have this much pain medicine. Unless the words "Cloverfield" or "werewolf" are in the official coroner's report, it's pretty obvious at this point that Brittany Murphy really, really liked to get high. I don't think she liked the dying part, though. I mean, who does?

I know this might be hard to believe, but God didn't snuff out Brittany Murphy's life while she was rescuing puppies or reading to blind homeless people. Turns out he didn't have to, I mean, unless God is code for "a shitload of prescription medicine." TMZ reports:

Brittany Murphy was very ill in the hours before she went into cardiac arrest and died, sources tell TMZ. We're told Murphy was taking prescription meds for flu-like symptoms she had been experiencing for several days. We're told Murphy began vomiting early Sunday morning and told family members she was feeling very ill. Sources say various prescriptions were found in the home -- written for Brittany Murphy, husband Simon Monjack, and Brittany's mom. One source says, "There were a lot ... a lot of prescriptions in the house." Law enforcement sources tell us Murphy collapsed in the bathroom and somehow ended up in the shower ... there was, we're told, a significant amount of vomit in the immediate area. We're also told authorities did not find illegal drugs in the house, but Murphy was definitely taking various prescription meds.

Not to sound like an asshole, but if you're not going to value you your own life, then why should I? She was an actress and she was in a few good movies. So was Toto. So let's not get carried away here.

SHOCKING UPDATE: The husband doesn't want an autopsy performed. Man, I sure didn't see that coming!!

Brittany Murphy, the fat weird girl in Clueless and the skinny weird girl in many other movies, has died of cardiac arrest at the age of 32. TMZ reports:

A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from a home in Los Angeles that is listed as belonging to her husband, Simon Monjack, the Los Angeles City Fire Department tells TMZ. We're told Murphy was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she was pronounced dead on arrival. Murphy starred in such films as "Clueless," "8 Mile," and "Don't Say a Word."

As Sgt. Doakes says, "it's always the husband", so I'm going to go ahead and blame him and drugs for her death. Because it's always completely normal when a 32 woman drops dead because she has the heart of a premie with AIDS. Her husband has long been rumored to be a con artist with a criminal past, so I can speculate as much as I want. I mean, the Panthers are 5-8. What the hell else am I gonna do today?

A special thanks to Chris for texting me like I'm a call girl and sexxxy Gina for doing my job for me today.

It's no secret that everybody in Hollywood is insane, and Brittany Murphy (here, here, and here) doesn't even try to hide it anymore. TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned cops received a frantic 911 call around 2:30 this morning -- from neighbors complaining about a screaming Brittany Murphy, who was wailing about shots fired outside her Hollywood pad. When LAPD arrived on the scene, they saw the panicked actress on her balcony, yelling about the alleged gun fire. No weapon, bullet or body was found -- and after an investigation, the noise was discovered to be coming from a generator, which had been acting up due to the funky L.A. weather last night.

I have no idea how a generator starting up makes you think a serial killer is going on a murderous rampage, but then again, I'm not Brittany Murphy. I'm Batman!! Well, at least that what my Underoos say. I'm so brave!

Brittany Murphy has a reputation for being kinda crazy in her personal life, now it looks like you can add a check to "professional life" as well. On the set of Across The Hall, Murphy and her weird husband have been reportedly making outrageous demands and basically just creeps everyone out. PageSix.com says:

Murphy has been making outrageous demands while acting "like a diva," said one insider. "She's extremely difficult. When she gets to the set, it comes to a grinding halt. She's so hot and cold, you never know." According to our sources, Murphy insists on having diagonally cut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts removed. "She needs one every hour. It's painstaking - her assistant takes about a half an hour making each one," said one crew member. Another issue is Murphy's ever-present oddball husband, Simon Monjack, who lurks around the set and intervenes so much that producers had to call a meeting to discuss how to deal with him..."

Tasers. Problem solved!

Brittany Murphy has been telling people that she is being stalked by "a high-powered Hollywood player" and blames this person for her husband, Simon Monjack, going missing for 10 days in April. Murphy believes her husband was kidnapped and was unable to pay some of her people's salary because she says she spent a large sum to secure her husband's ransom. Yeah...

When he came back, he had head injuries," says the former insider. "He was pale and sometimes had trouble standing."...However, the alleged kidnapping seems to exactly coincide with the dates reported by The National Enquirer that Monjack, a British citizen, was jailed by U.S. immigration authorities for overstaying his visa...On June 13, a man identifying himself as Arturo Globenfeldt posted a message on Monjack's Imdb.com page claiming he owes him $16 million in film investment money."

Brittany Murphy falls in love and gets engaged like once a week, so she seems like she'd be pretty easy to trick. You could walk up to her in a Buzz Lightyear costume and say "Attention people of Earth!" and she'd think she was about to get abducted by aliens.


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