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Hulk Hogan Is A Great Dad

In this video of Hulk Hogan doing a promo for Def Jam Rapstar, his daughter(?) Brooke tells him to "Give it to 'em hard." It's a little difficult to tell if he does or not, mostly because they black it out when he pulls out his cock.

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posted by Todd on Thu, November 4, 2010 | |

Brock Hogan Has Hot Friends

Brock Hogan looks like she was on stage at a transvestite beauty pageant when she got blasted with gamma radiation, but whoever her friend is, she has a hot ass. That's good for me, because I like chick's with hot asses. The guy that lets me sneak in the morgue at night says he's sure I'll find one someday.

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posted by Todd on Tue, May 11, 2010 | |

BROCK SMASH!!!!

Brock Hogan's quest for a cure led her to Miami where she walked around in shorts she bought in the men's department because she never knows when her pulse rate may get to high and the anger within will be unleashed. Will she ever be able to not have to special order her shoes? Will General Ross be able to contain her fury? Who will survive, and WHAT WILL BE LEFT OF THEM??!!??

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posted by Todd on Tue, March 16, 2010 | |

Eddie Bauer Is That Way, Sir

Brock Hogan wandered into a Victoria's Secret in Miami yesterday. Local news crews and wildlife officials at the scene reported no humans were injured and that it appeared to be confused and disoriented. "I threw some honey in the trash can after lunch, but maybe I should have buried it," a clerk told reporters.

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posted by Todd on Wed, January 27, 2010 | |

Brock Hogan Needs To Stop

Brooke Hogan was in Miami for what I assume to be to celebrate her recent Pro Bowl selection. Jon Beason got robbed, but he seems pretty cool with it. "I mean, have you seen her legs?", he was quoted as saying in the Charlotte Observer.

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posted by Todd on Wed, December 30, 2009 | |

Brooke Hogan Is Living The Dream

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I think they were talking about this picture.

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posted by Todd on Mon, July 27, 2009 | |

This Isn't a Joke

Brock Hogan released the cover art for her new album yesterday, and yes, this really is what she came up with. This. I appreciate the fact that they chose "female" for the neck down, but damn this shit looks like a prize you'd win at a balloon dart throw. I had an interview set up, but the guy who made this was unavailable for comment because he was airbrushing a picture of Tupac as Jesus at that stand outside Lids.

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posted by Todd on Thu, May 28, 2009 | |

Wait, There's More

In case her concert wasn't sexxxy enough, Brock Hogan swung around on a stripper pole for some reason. I don't have the pictures, but after this she put baby Tarzan on her back and swung from a tree and swatted planes down from the Empire State building. You go, Brooke! Work it, girl!

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posted by Todd on Mon, March 16, 2009 | |