Although many think the alleged Lindsay Lohan blowjob video clip is a hoax and that no actual sex tape exists, Lindsay Lohan quieted the naysayers by calling ex-boyfriend Calum Best and screaming when she found out about the video. The Sun reports:

A source, who overheard the rant, said Lindsay was screaming: "I can't believe you would ever f****ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone. "I should never have f****ing trusted you." Lindsay screeched down the blower for so long that she had to leave another voicemail to finish her abusive tirade. The Mean Girl continued: "It's everywhere now, all over the net, everyone's seen it, how f****ing could you?"

This specific video may very well turn out to be fake or some elaborate scheme to turn the world into killer zombies with a mysterious transmission, but thanks to Lindsay, the only thing we now know for certain is that a sex tape of Linsday Lohan and Calum Best actually exists. Good job, dumbass. It might even be this one. Who knows? I assume all videos of Lindsay Lohan around a penis look surprisingly the same.

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Only days after the Kristin Davis sex tape photos were leaked, now a leaked camera phone picture of Lindsay Lohan allegedly giving her ex-boyfriend, Calum Best, a blowjob has hit online. This is now reviving rumors of the pairs' reported sex tape. The picture, which was posted to a forum by a supposed "friend of a friend," is unsexily blurry, but the idea that Lindsay Lohan would have a penis in her mouth doesn't really seem that far-fetched to me. The poster said:

ok well remember that whole lindsay lohan callum best sex tape thing a while back.. that turned out to be bogus..untill now. apparently callum sent the video (which was filmed on his cell phone) when the 2 where an item has been sent to some of his friends...which as you may have guessed have been trying to sell the video. Anyway so i have this friend (cant say her name.) who is friends with lindsay lohan. She's just emailed me saying that someone has sent an email to lindsay with a screen clip from the movie, and shes freaking out because she "cant remember it being filmed."

Lindsay Lohan must have some kind of cosmic power because how we haven't seen her in a sex tape by now is anyone's guess. Instead of squinting at this picture, I should be able to discreetly peruse the back of my local video store for the latest Lindsay Lohan sex tape titles I just made up. Like "Ginger Snaps," for instance.

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Update: Watch the video clip of the alleged Lindsay Lohan sex tape after the jump (Thanks Max!). There's still no real proof it's Lindsay, but whatever. Warning: The video is very sexually graphic and NSFW.


Here are some pictures of what she looked like back then for comparison:


Related post: Some grainy cell phone pictures allegedly of Lindsay Lohan and friends snorting cocaine in a bathroom stall.

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Rumors of Pink's pending divorce from her husband, freestyle motocross legend Carey Hart, have been circulating for a while now, and now there appears to be a reason. Pink wants a baby, Hart wants to bang other chicks. New York Daily News says:

Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink's marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she's away on tour. But she's changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. "Divorce is just around the corner," says our mole. "Carey has this one blonde in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!" Stupid girl, indeed."

Pink is gross, so it's not hard to imagine that she'd have to bring Carey Hart a young virgin every night just so Carey would agree to hold Pink's hand in public. Because there's no way a normal guy would willingly have sex with Pink. I mean, she's basically a dude. If I had a choice between having sex with Pink or getting my penis injected with MRSA, I'd wanna know for sure it was a sterile needle.

Pink and Carey earlier this month:

Lindsay Lohan has about a thousand bikinis, so it's no surprise that she wanted to start a little early in the Bahamas this weekend. Last summer she was in a bikini every single day, but that still didn't help her get a tan. By September, she was slightly darker than a polar bear, but this year it looks like she's trying to ramp up the sexy with her awesome hat and a nip slip. I'm not sure if she's supposed to be Michael Jackson or some sort of undercover detective. Hot on the trail and looking for clues to find out what happened to her ass.

The first three are NSFW: