Candice Swanepoel has stooped to being in the Macy's Valentine's Day gift catalog, and though Macy's catalog only displays the most tame of underwear, Candice managed to pull off hocking a department store with a style only matched by when I turn tricks outside the Denny's.

It's not the location, it's the attitude.

That advice, plus the handjob will be $5. Yes, I'm aware that's cheaper than the Grand Slam you just had. I don't have a lot of self esteem.

I have no idea when or where these were taken, but I'm just seeing them now, so if you want to argue semantics over the word "new" feel free. In the meantime, here's Candice Swanepoel with her nipple hanging out in what appears to be a another subversive ploy by the fashion industry to make you buy things totally based on sex. And this time, it's not gonna work. The people who made this dress said they don't even have my size.

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