Jason Beghe, who was the "Best Man" at David Duchovny's wedding and has a pretty decent list of acting credits has been a member of The Cult Church Of Scientology since 1994. He has reached level "OT V," similar to that of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kirstie Alley. Fox News reports:

Scientology is destructive and a rip-off." He also says: "It's very, very dangerous for your spiritual, psychological, mental, emotional health and evolution. I think it stunts your evolution. If Scientology is real, then something's fucked up."...Beghe still uses a lot of Scientology lingo like "OT" and "clear." Still, it's quite easy to understand the point he's making. After 14 years and a tremendous amount of money, he's seeing Scientology in a different light."

If I joined Scientology I'd fully expect to be able to take a class on dolphin torturing, because The Church Of Scientology is sounding more and more like a place that would offer it.

Jason Beghe was on an episode of J.A.G. and Veronica Mars one time, so here's Scientologist Catherine Bell and Not-Scientologist Kristen Bell. Dichotomy, tits:

The Church of Scientology had a "38th Anniversary" gala this weekend and you did nothing, Taliban. If all the 24 hour news channels would stop telling everyone where all of America's infrastructure weak spots are for a minute and point their bulletins at things like Scientology events, maybe terrorists would finally hit something we don't need and won't miss. If they'd like to practice on a smaller target first, they're more than welcome to go after the mutants in those fucking eHarmony commercials.

Catherine Bell used to look like this. Which is pretty damn hot (for a Scientologist). But now she looks like...


this:


I barely know who this chick is, and based on her resume, neither do you, but I know "desperate" when I see it. Apparently she thought looking more like The Jacksons was going to give her career a boost, but all it's doing is making me sing Billie Jean while I wear a white suit and pet a tiger. Sorry, Catherine. I do look sexy, though.


Note: Michael Jackson's mother's name is Katherine. Coincidence? When Catherine starts spelling her name "Katherine," I'll let you know.

Since the front page desperately needs to be prettied up, here's Catherine Bell in a bikini. Yes, I know these pictures are old. So what? Fergie's were taken yesterday, and she looks like a damn mummy. Catherine Bell could be posing in front of a covered wagon with some Union soldiers and would still look better than any picture Fergie has taken.