Channing Tatum Really Did This


Apparently this is news but back in 1999, actor(?) Channing Tatum was a stripper in Florida. Us Magazine reports:
Then 18, the star -- who performed under the alias "Chan Crawford" -- approached the troupe's owner London Steele at a now-defunct Florida nightclub about a job. "He was shy at first, but he really knew how to work the stage," Steele tells Us, adding that Tatum lip-synched in the act and earned $50 a night (plus tips) during his year-long stint. "The women went crazy for him!" Steele added. Unfortunately for them, the revue had a strict no-nudity policy.

I'll be honest, I didn't watch this whole video, because wiggers in baggy clothes doing something that looks like dancing to Time Life's Pure 90's isn't really my thing. My thing? Model airplanes.

Note: Autoplay has been taken out. Stop whining.

Johnny Depp is John Dillinger


Here are the first shots of Michael Mann's new project, Public Enemies, a film about the F.B.I's war against notorious American gangsters John Dillinger, Baby Face Nelson and Pretty Boy Floyd. It stars Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Channing Tatum, and Marion Cotillard. Man, I didn't realize criminals were so sexy back then. I bet all the ladies in the bank were excited when it was bank robbery day. It was like their Grey's Anatomy.